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Jimbob

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  1. We pretend they are good because the narrative of SEC dominance started rolling when they won 7 in a row after our 2005 win. in the ensuing 17 seasons SEC has had 19 representatives, at least 1 rep in 16 of 17, and they have won 13 of the 17. they have been top heavy for sure, and an SEC bias has led to 2 teams in the finals 3 times, but they still have to go win the games and 5 different teams have done so. ACC has 3 wins and B1G has 1. That’s it. if anything I would say B1G has been the biggest underachiever based on 1 team going 1/4 with no other contenders while getting hyped up and making more money than the others.
  2. All the talking heads opinion that the B12 is the worst conference while the PAC is the 3rd or possibly 2nd best conference this year is certainly a take. Just about everyone I’ve heard on radio and TV are saying UO/UW is a play-in game. PAC is the pyrite conference skating by on early OOC games that were fools gold. Best OOC win, UO over Tech by 8? And fuck giving teams credit for ranked wins based on where they were ranked… I get giving a team a loss lowers their ranking, but App St did not beat the #6 team last year.
  3. Why bother with the early big matchups OOC, we will just play them in the playoffs. Basically any marquee opponents will either be SEC or B1G, ACC teams don’t move the needle and B12 can go fuck their own faces.
  4. 10M/7yr guaranteed, 7M/10yr guaranteed… Crawfish-crawdad, Jimbo laid out the blueprint
  5. so you’re telling me you or anyone else wouldn’t leave $9M guaranteed to make half as much, BUT you have the chance to DOUBLE your salary if you hit all the benchmarks in a heavily incentivized contract? you have got to be a Tsipper or just plain bad at math.
  6. They are Aggies. Would have been a lot cheaper to fire him for cause saving $70M. My service isn’t cheap but this one would have been a layup. Basics would involve a kilo of good cocaine, a washed up UF tennis player and the B/CS police department. Easy peasy
  7. Can’t one of you attorneys decipher this for the 3 of us on surly who aren’t lawyers? Seems like a lot of DUI and public defender types around here, bound to be a contract lawyer or 10 who are used to reading bullshit and making sense of it.
  8. Suck it Campbell you pussy. i will fight you
  9. “Maybe in 2023 by itself. A one year window. A&M has been better since 2010 by most any metric - wins, conference wins, bowl wins, etc. Nobody was tooting our horn when we were on top in a one year window, but as soon as they get one to go their way, they are great and we are clearly behind - becomes the narrative.“ can one of you autistic degenerates check his math on this? I’m pretty sure this is how they talk shit into existence and poof, a new tradition is born.
  10. Don’t sleep on this. a week ago they had a good part of the buyout committed but we’re looking for the rest. don’t negotiate Jimbo, burn that mother fucker to the ground if they try. Good luck little cuck
  11. Nah, fuck sark
  12. Go ahead and throw a match of that stupid all gas ibullshit
  13. Anyone else catch that wave of deja vu? 20 point lead heading into the 4th…
  14. The holding against Sweat is outstanding
  15. I can’t wait to never play these Shitbags again. Ever.
  16. There’s some home cooking. Earlier FSU player tackled the U back >5 yards out of bounds. Crickets from the refs
  17. There’s a couple guys willing to stroke big checks now, but they are trying to get a few others to pony up. Fatigue has set in and it would feel better to have that money mean something like a new gulag building in your name rather than gifting it to a little West Virginia hillbilly cuck.
  18. You got that backwards, look at who is not on their schedule and that’s what the SEC is planning to hit them with in 25 or 26. It’s going to break their fragile little egos when they get UT, Bama, UGA, LSU, OU, Ole Miss, Tenn, Kentucky, and the foot come off their throat for a Vandy gimme. this is the big middle finger from the SEC for being such pussies about everything.
  19. Aren’t you responsible for Geoff “By the Bushel” Ketchum, aka fat fuck ham man? That alone earns you a board seat. im guessing Ryan Days card is something quaint like “Pedersast”
  20. They have the only stadium modeled after an open tackle box, brought to you by Carls Jr., and Brawndo flowing from the taps. Life imitates art
  21. Ethnicity: N are we sure he wasn’t arrested in Brazos county?
  22. All that sweet Aggie money he pulled in and the poor bastard still can’t hire a driver.
  23. alex Grinch not only endorses this post, he’s putting together the game plan just in case.
  24. Here’s to Jimbob Fisher. He parlayed an MNC into grifting over 100M from Aggies. here’s to hoping he gets fired and fast talks his way into the UH job. I will never respect the cuckold that he is, but I would give him props for his business acumen if he could bilk A&M and UH out of a combined 200M over 15 or so years.
  25. Holy fuck that’s awesome. Started out so Aggie then turned surly in the end. Bravo whoever did that. even funnier they don’t notice they are being trolled
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