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Everything posted by Jimbob
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
So we make 2 divisions, east and west. West would be UT, Aggie, OU, Mizzery, LSU, MSU. UM,, and pig. We can call ourselves…. The SWC and watch Aggie heads explode
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Conference scheduling is too unbalanced. We are 3-1 against the top 7 in conference.. Aggie is 0-1 and are going to host a playoff game against a G5 or hapless ACC team. 4 of their opponents went 3-32 combined. They beat 0-8 pig by 3 and 1-7 SC by 1. UT 3-1, UGA 2-1, Bama 2-1, UM 1-1, OU 1-2, Vandy 0-2, Aggie 0-1 There’s no incentive to play good OOC teams. I guess go towards the NFL model where those games can be fun and can compare relative conference strength, but are irrelevant for a playoff bid.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
It’s still hard to understand Aggie SoS, their in conference wins are against teams with a combined record of 12-43. Dome is carrying a lot of weight I guess, and us of course. UTSA, Utah St and 1-11 Sanford sure don’t move the needle
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
A win is a win. Aggie was parked at #3 before last night after a meh performance against Utah St, playing only the bottom half of SEC, beating hapless Auburn 16-10 at home, squeaking by 2-10 pig 45-42, having to come back from a 30-3 halftime deficit at home to squeak by MSU by 1, and their only win against a ranked team being by 1 over dome because they botched a PAT. But they won all those games so they are ranked #3. loss column is the #1 factor for the committee
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2025 Random Games thread
I wouldn’t bet on that unless mediocre Tennessee can pull this out against vandy.
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2025 Random Games thread
Vandy a bunch of shit talkers, fuck them. I mean fuck Tennessee too but we saw it first hand, the team has taken on the Pavia persona
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2025 Random Games thread
This is the backup, the starter is worse
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ESPN GAME DAY
Ehh, clown mCafee just told kid trying to kick field goal for $1M, “wearing overalls to catch the poop coming out of his ass….you need to just not shit yoursel”
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I understand how it works, and I also know we aren’t getting in. I’m just saying that would be the matchup ratings TV would like for Aggies. Guess I should have said drop Aggie to 7 and slide us in at 10 to make the scenario realistic. Way too much has to happen for us to get in even though at this point in time we are a top 12 team
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SEC Refs Suck
On the Aggie kickoff after their last score there was an illegal block below the waist. The big screen showed the refs up close, the lead guy said “I didn’t see it” the guy next to him said “I didn’t either” and the 3rd guy said something but couldn’t read his lips very well. They called it on us, then they decided it went the other way against Aggie. It looked like a clown show from our perspective, not sure if that was a booth correction or what happened there. the facemask on stadium replay looked like jersey, in real time it looked like a facemask. That was a huge break for them since it was on 3rd and forever in their end. The early no call PI on Wingo looked like the DB was holding onto his hand and he was trying to make the catch with his other hand. the complete mugging of wingo by #2 looked even worse in real time ”personal foul after the play” was certainly a way to call a tackle. Also didn’t look as bad in real time as the replay looked. several false starts on Aggie went uncalled. Same with holding. Simmons got so pissed on one that he went and talked to the line judge. we should have got an unsportsmanlike on the 2nd interception for most of the team running down to the south end zone but whatever, fuck Aggie. there was a hold called on us and none of us in our section could see what it was. they must have showed the “1st down” catch 50 times on the big screen, he was half a yard short, the ball never got to the line. Call confirmed was outrageous . reed should have been called for intentional grounding early on. He never left the box and threw to no one. Didn’t think Arch should have been called for grounding when he got one while being almost sacked, he was throwing to a receiver but the ball fell short. Seems like if there’s a receiver in line with the throw either over or under thrown should not be grounding since getting hit affects throw. kick catch interference looked bad in real time, replay looked like he just did miss making contact. I think that’s the one that blew out my voice.
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Tre Wisner
He’s not an every down back, it’s so hard to believe Baxter is our 2nd best choice to split time with him. Twice Tre took himself out and Baxter came in to spell him. Once he looked like he wanted to catch a breather, the other looked like he was flexing his arm or shoulder.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Aggie is not the strongest eyeball draw, and I get rematches are not the most popular. But dropping Aggie to 5 and slide us in at 12 would bring the best ratings of anyone they could play in the 1st round.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
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ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
Notre Dame has the most t-shirt fans by far, why they are a national brand. We also have a lot of t-shirt fans. aggies have very few and that’s why their base is so regional and their game coverage gets bumped by bigger brands and/or they end up on a streaming only platform during their best season on nearly a century. Their lack of self awareness is amazing. Stupid sips, they take part of their paycheck and put it into a retirement plan, money that could be used to buy maroon F-150s and everything with Aggie on it! Imagine putting money someplace and then NOT working. Not working = no paycheck = no maroon gear. Stupid sips.
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ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
Look, y’all have had a great season, something you haven’t seen in any of your lifetimes. You have yet to play a team in the top half of the conference but you’ve taken care of business and won those games, you’re 11-0. Let it sink in, bask in the glory. Ohh, and can you clean the skimmer baskets and check the chlorine level in the pool on your way out? Thanks.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Too late to edit… we ended our season last year at Aggie, UGA in CCG, ACC champ, B12 champ, then got knocked out by OSU in semis. That’s a lot of wear and tear. Beat the shit out of Aggie, then I fucking hope the egg and iron bowl go the way that they get UGA in CCG. Maybe they beat UGA but at least make them work for the 1st round bye, see how they hold up with at least 3 quality opponents in a row to either earn the crowing or shut the fuck up already.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
That not correct. if Ole Miss loses egg bowl and Bama loses iron bowl Aggie is in regardless of our game outcome
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The 2nd Most Important Position Behind QB Is…
Do you think he would be interested in a few lightle used members only jackets or perhaps some parachute pants? How about some wind shorts in all the rainbow colors for his wife?
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Fuck sagrin, 5-6 pedo with no coach is not the 12th best team. Period. 3 quality losses to OSU, IU, UO sure. Iowa? Ok, I guess. UCLA? Northwestern?? Fuck off. Wins against Nebraska, MSU, Villanova, FIU and Nevada? Fuck the fuck off. and I get Vandy should be ranked right above us because they are 9-2 and we are 8-3. I mean, who really knows what would happen if we played one another, so sure.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
#4 losing to #11 at home is going to drop further than 6 losing to 5 on the road.
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Without fOSU we would have stayed at 1 until UF and though that would have dropped us out of the top 10, it would not have dropped out of the rankings. and the refs probably got different instructions for the vandy game. UGA game would have been a top 6 matchup and we are probably around 8-9 right now above all the teams we beat and a chance to move up as high as 5-6 by beating Aggies
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
91-55 (.623) 58-17 (.733) Home 25-31 (.446) Away 8-7 (.533) Neutral He would be an OK coach if we only played home games