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GreenspointTexas

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  1. Shitty fact time: Greg Abbott and Dr Phil are from the same town… Witchita Falls
  2. I like how he landed at an airport that is more than double the time away from Kerrville than SA airport just so Abbott could suck his dick while putting his thumb around the sarlaac orifice that he calls his butthole while he milks his balls and gurgles his spit mixed with orange makeup runoff and sweat
  3. Hahah man that video is awesome because their stupidity and owning the libs cost hundreds of people their lives Shame they call themselves Texan
  4. https://www.instagram.com/stories/tacotrailofficial/3674419062256081971?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igsh=MXU5anZ2dWIxODRiOA== holy. Shit.
  5. MichaelscottWHAT?.gif
  6. Fuck. One more Jamarion and they’ll have total control of time and space
  7. Great thread bump morons
  8. I know what you sniff!
  9. Property is never gonna be cheaper
  10. Fucking clown
  11. Also belongs in leopards eating faces thread?
  12. https://www.cnn.com/2025/07/08/politics/trump-tape-putin-bomb-fundraiser and china too
  13. Looks like the death toll from this is gonna be more than double what the death toll from Harvey was
  14. Beautiful movie. Def see it in IMAX.
  15. Lol aggy No fucking way I want us a part of anything they are gonna fuck up
  16. Why yall arguing about someone in a fantastically shit movie who was nude less than a year ago onscreen?
  17. Most ive ever taken at one time is 20mg and I almost slept through the entire next day
  18. True most of the time, but I live 800 feet from white oak bayou
  19. Although its a bit different, i will say this: Ive gotten alerts on my phone for flash floods maybe 200-300 times over the past two decades and never once have I thought “oh man, i better move immediately. Now if I got a text saying “50 foot wall of water headed your way in 90 seconds,” that would elicit a different response
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