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Richard Kimball

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  1. (Never mind, already posted while I was checking) Also Florida, they beat Florida State and didn't go to a bowl game.
  2. As a Horn, I've never given a frog's fat ass about conferences. I understand the reason for going to the SEC, and I will admit it's been fun to torture aggy, (the drone show with the Longhorn breaking through the aggy logo was magic) but fuck the SEC. They can talk about that run all they want, but the SEC got preferential treatment, and Bama, especially, got their schedule set up where they never had to play two heavy hitters in a row, and they ALWAYS got the benefit of the doubt. I know there's a lot of people who didn't want to go to twelve teams, but the expanded playoff prevents it from being the SEC invitational. Starting at 1:30, this brings tears to my eyes. So, to bring this totally pointless post to an end, fuck all them teams except Texas!!!!
  3. Your post showing the Carolina Panthers reminded me they had the worst hype song in the history of hype songs, barely nudging out "Red Raider Style." See below:
  4. That statement works in almost any context.
  5. I don't really care who wins, but it would be funny if Ole Miss won it all and Kiffin never made it to the playoffs again.
  6. It keeps them from being Tech. Doesn't keep them from being aggy, though.
  7. Just wanna pop in and say I don't wanna hear shit about meaningless bowl games! Longhorns WON, played while Oklahoma and aggy were sitting on the couch, and beat Michigan! Texas FIGHT!
  8. If Michigan can get away from this out only $2 million, they're making out like a bandit. It's a fair number, but there's a possibility she plays "Press Your Luck" and goes for the big bucks. Also, Moore has opened the university up to lawsuits from any female who got fired or who was denied employment since he was hired. That NDA you mentioned would keep her from assisting others who filed suit.
  9. First rule of poontang is you have no idea what the final price is going to be until you're too far along to get out of paying. Also, on the bolded part, are you talking about the girl or the Citrus Bowl?
  10. That Professor Harold Hill was more full of shit than John Denver.
  11. Not to do a stolen valor thing, but I really think it was the Texas game that broke them, and I mean long term broke them. They've always bragged on how loud their stadium is, and let's face it, as Texas fans we can a little lackadaisical at times. Even when I was a student, when Royal was coaching, I have NEVER seen the Horns have a game atmosphere like that one. Those fuckers got gob smacked and walked out with their tails between their legs. Inevitability GONE! Invincibility GONE! You could sense it in their smack talk after the game. It just didn't have the usual aggy delusion.
  12. First round I'm rooting for JMU, meteor, Tulane and Miami.
  13. That video is awesome. I also hope everyone appreciates how considerate the Longhorns were, not letting Reville see her team get murdered.
  14. You OK, buddy? No stroke? Congrats, BTW. I don't care about the Cowboys one way or the other, anymore, but I know you do, so, combined with the Horns win, made for a good football weekend.
  15. Who doesn't?
  16. I asked Grok when was the last time the Cowboys beat the Broncos, and how many current Cowboys players were alive when that happened. Here's the response: Regarding how many current Cowboys players had been born by that date, reports indicate that 45 of the current Dallas Cowboys players were not alive when the Cowboys last beat the Broncos in 1995, and four more were born in 1995. Assuming a typical NFL roster size of 53 players, this suggests that 45 players were born after September 10, 1995, and up to 8 players (53 - 45) could have been born on or before that date, including the four born in 1995. However, without exact birth dates for the players born in 1995, it’s unclear if all were born before September 10. Therefore, at most 8 current Cowboys players had been born by the time of the last victory, with the possibility of fewer depending on specific 1995 birth dates.
  17. I think the Dolphins used that protocol on Tua Tagovailoa.
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