Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Reynolds Woodcock
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
You took that from this quote “Akina was a problem. Hiring secondary coaches before PK was a problem.” Akina was a problem. That is a singular thought. Gideon was hired before PK, which was also a problem. Another singular thought. From which you could infer that the detachment of PK from the secondary was a problem. I know they used to admit stupid people into UT in the 80s and 90s, but I would think two sentences wouldn’t be too taxing.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Funnily enough, I think the 08 and 09 differences are similar to the 23 and 24 differences. 08 and 23 had really good offenses (08 much better), with pretty good but flawed defenses (particularly in the secondary). The 09 and 24 defenses were fucking elite, and the offenses were pretty good but very flawed.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
OTF is fully on board with everything (that they are willing to discuss anyway). OB is obviously full of imbeciles and should be ignored regardless of the topic or their stance.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Focusing on both offense and defense, often referred to as “head coaching”.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
I wish I’d heard something similar in Sark’s interviews after 7 points at Ohio State, 10 points at Georgia, 16 points at Kentucky, etc. etc.
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
Don’t worry, the village idiot has you covered. Apparently our defense has been too woke
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Honestly had to double check this wasn’t posted by Helobious or BO&W.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Putting stock in anything the people at IT say is a good recipe for being wrong. That includes a voluminous know nothing like Waddlington.
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The movie you just watched
I think I watch a fair amount of movies because I watch about 100 new releases and 50 or so older movies per year. Then I see shit like this and just feel bad. prsanders on Letterboxd
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
In the sense that one is usually really good and the other is often really not good?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Salute to PK. The first two years were a bit of a rollercoaster, but the 2024 Texas defense is one of the best in program history.
- Texas Roster 2026
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The Watch Fanatic Thread
This is why I love this thread. You'll have 5 straight pages of garish shit, and then someone drops a GOAT level time piece. Is that 37mm?
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Netflix purchasing HBO
It’s really about the Ellisons, not about Affinity and the Gulf funds.
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Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery
I collect blu-rays and watch as many movies in that manner as I can, and the Netflix acquisition definitely concerns me from that perspective. If Netflix owns the IP, they want people watching on their platform, not in theaters or on discs. Maybe they keep both of those platforms for added revenue streams, but I think it's unlikely. And your larger point is really just a streaming vs. physical media point, and is impacted by this deal in so much as it may increase ownership by a streamer. If a streamer decides to remove a film because it's bad for business, it's gone. Another example is something like Roman Polanski films or Woody Allen films. Or maybe a certain President decides he hates a certain director and applies pressure to remove those films. If you don't own the disc, you are at the wim of the corporations.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
You believe that 90% of all teams in college football manage their offensive line better than us? Thats going to be news to about 75% of college football teams. And of course that wasn’t the point of the post you responded to, but you know that.
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Acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery
Yes, that’s why I said “some spinco stock”. And I’m not suggesting it’s an open and shut case as to which is a superior offer on consideration alone. Both side’s bankers can present their case. Without a doubt it’s true that Paramount’s bid presents less regularity hurdles given the current activist administration.
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Rob Reiner found stabbed
No reason to give that guy a real response; he takes his direction from the shitter at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Ewers was going to start no matter what because we were a tire fire at the quarterback position and he was brought in specifically to address that need. We successfully filled select critical roles with transfers in 23 and 24. We failed to do that in 25. We’ll need to do better in 2026. That isn’t an indictment of our program, it’s just describing what it takes to be a national championship contender in modern college football.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Shit In One Hand, Hope In the Other, Tell Us Which One Fills Up Faster
Ewers, Mitchell, Mukuba, Golden, all incredibly important to our success in 23 and 24. Plenty of other starter-level role players as well.
- Texas Roster 2026
- Texas Roster 2026
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Directors with the most range
Rick Linklater needs a shout out just for having both the Before trilogy and School of Rock in his oeuvre.
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Linklater's Nouvelle Vague
Loved it, and yet somehow his second best movie of the year. Blue Moon is tremendous (although also geared towards the ball knowers). Guy who played Godard nailed it
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Sherrone Moore's Michigan Meltdown - Staffers, Breakups, Extortion, Cover-Ups, Firings, Knives, Assaults, Breakdowns, Arrests
You old fucks get baited so easily by the troll sphere, which is exactly why they keep doing what they are doing.