Reynolds Woodcock
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
Fortunately for them, Steve Adazzio has the offensive line in tip top shape.
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Tell me about New York City
I finally went to Cafe Chelsea Sunday. Obviously very indebted to the various McNally bistros, but derivative or not I thought it was really well done. Will definitely be back.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
I remember playing Kilgore as a junior (believe they were undefeated, defending state champs), they were up a few scores on us in the 4th and our brilliant defensive coordinator decided to call the same B gap blitz from the linebacker spot like 15 plays in row. Michael fucking Huey was their guard, and that mother fucker stoned me and tossed me down/aside basically every single time. He didn't help me up once, but he did lean down and tell me that I should just give up (he was right). All the more humiliating when that guy became a punching bag for the fans in 09/10. /csb
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The Preseason Polls are F'n Stupid, But Here We Are Thread
They were up 52-12 with 2 minutes left in the 3rd quarter. Just took their foot off the gas.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
I think they have a pretty good shot of beating Bama in college station. That game is always their Super Bowl (more so this year for obvious reasons), and I don’t think Milroe is well-suited to exposing their flawed defense. Probably going to be a rock fight. Of course I also think they have a really good shot at losing to Ark, Alabama, Ole Miss, Tenn and LSU. Any loss is possible with Jimbo.
- Week 5, 2023: Kansas at Texas
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The Deion (Colorado) @ Oregon - ABC
- This team is scary good
Have you watched any Texas football games over the past three years? It seems like you haven’t.- This team is scary good
Those stats are exactly why I said I would love to see what Sark could do with him. I agree, Greg Davis was clueless, and catching balls from Gilbert, Case and Ash must have really sucked. One of the best things about Sark is he knows how to use talented skill guys. Edit to add: not suggesting Goodwin is even close to as good as Worthy.- This team is scary good
Marquis Goodwin, the guy who was an Olympian, drafted in the 3rd round and is still in the NFL? Yeah I think Sark just might be able to find a way to get him on the field.- This team is scary good
I don’t know how this thread devolved into a comparison of this 4-0 team that struggled against Rice and Wyoming to a few of the top 10 teams in Texas history. Comparing this team to the 08 or 09 teams is a fantasy at this point. The 09 team had 2 of the top 5 offensive players in college football, and the second best defensive player in college football. 11 of the primary 12 defenders on that team defense were drafted. The offensive line was ass, sure, but having the best quarterback in college football does wonders for your offense. As an aside, would love to see what Sark could do with Goodwin. Even mentioning this team in the same breath as 05 is so stupid it doesn’t even deserve a response.- Surly Horns Weekly Top 25 Poll
1 - Georgia (South Carolina) 2 - Florida State (LSU, @Clemson) 3 - Texas (@Bama) 4 - Ohio State (@ND) 5 - Utah (Florida, UCLA) 6 - Penn St (Iowa) 7 - Oregon (Colorado, @Tech) 8 - Duke (Clemson) 9 - Washington St. (Oregon St., Wisconsin) 10 - Kansas (BYU, Illinois) 11 - North Carolina (South Carolina, Minnesota) 12 - Miami (A&M) 13 - Washington (they look awesome, but their schedule has been deceptively trash. Best win is Michigan St., a dumpster fire) 14 - Oklahoma (Cincy; SMU) 15 - USC (ASU) 16 - Missouri (KSU) 17 - Notre Dame (@NC State) 18 - Alabama (Ole Miss) 19 - LSU (MSU, Ark) 20 - BYU (Ark) 21 - Florida (I think Florida is a trash team with Charlie Strong 2.0 as a coach, and they will be lucky to finish 6-6. But the win over Tenn at this point in this season is a good win) 22 - Colorado (TCU; Nebraska) 23 - Louisville (G Tech, Indiana, BC) 24 - Maryland (MSU, UVA) 25 - Michigan (they won't play an above average team until November 11. An absolute fucking joke that they will be the consensus #2 until that time. I will keep moving them down as other 1 loss teams get good wins).- Ole piss at bama
But an extra point puts you up 2 scores; miss the 2 point and you are only up 1 score.- Ole piss at bama
Can anyone explain the logic on going for 2 there?- Kansas is Hopeless...
KU and BYU both look like decent teams to me.- Ole piss at bama
This might be a 6-6 Bama team.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I asked my Auburn buddy if he thought they had a chance this weekend. His response was that they probably don't have the dudes this year, but "With Jimbo on their sideline, there's always a chance."- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Something that wasn’t try hard, middle aged dad humor- Rank the QBs Since Colt
I can’t believe I’m participating in this off-season bait thread, but Sam is in his own universe compared to the other guys on this list. Ewers obviously has the talent and supporting cast to wreck shop this season, but we’ll see. The other guys aren’t even worth wasting keyboard strokes on, except Case McCoy will always be a legend.- Surly Horns Weekly Top 25 Poll
Submitting mostly so I remember to submit going forward. I try to do somewhat of a resume ranking (excluding Georgia) that wildly fluctuates in the early part of the season, but it's impossible to be entirely consistent. I included best wins in parenthesis. 1 - Georgia (South Carolina) 2 - Texas (@Bama) 3 - Florida State (LSU, @BC) 4 - Utah (Florida, @Baylor) 5 - Washington (Michigan St.) 6 - Duke (Clemson, Northwestern) 7 - Penn State (WVU, @Illinois) 8 - North Carolina (South Carolina, Minnesota) 9 - Notre Dame (@NC State) 10 - Colorado (@TCU, Nebraska) 11 - Miami (A&M) 12 - Ole Miss (@Tulane, Georgia Tech) 13 - Washington State (Wisconsin) 14 - BYU (@Arkansas) 15 - Missouri (Kansas St) 16 - Oregon (@Tech) 17 - Kansas (Illinois) 18 - Oklahoma (SMU) 19 - Ohio State (Indiana) 20 - USC (Stanford) 21 - Iowa (Iowa St.) 22 - Louisville (Georgia Tech, Indiana) 23 - Michigan 24 - Oregon State 25 - UCLA- Week 4 prediction 2023: Texas at Baylor
31-13 Texas. Frustrating first half, pull away second half. 272 on yards.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He’s complaining about this board attacking a 5 star we would welcome with open arms, just because Gerry Hamilton and others have implied he strung along our coaches behind the scenes. But he’s fighting a losing battle. Nobody sniffs their own farts more than recruiting boards. Tigerdroppings thinks Colin Simmons is an asshole, texags thinks Anthony Hill is an asshole, surlyhorns thinks Micah Hudson is an asshole, some hillbilly in Auburn thinks some other hillbilly going to Alabama is an asshole, and the beat goes on.- Twilight In T-Town: The End of the Nick Saban Era
I’ll be really, really surprised if Bama wins 10 games. They look cooked.- After Hours
One of the all time greats. Always reminds me of the wacky shit you can get into at 4am as a 20 something in new york.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
You are probably right from a production perspective, and ultimately that’s all that matters. But give me Duvernay with 3 years of Sark all day every day. - This team is scary good
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