Reynolds Woodcock
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Rank the QBs Since Colt
I can’t believe I’m participating in this off-season bait thread, but Sam is in his own universe compared to the other guys on this list. Ewers obviously has the talent and supporting cast to wreck shop this season, but we’ll see. The other guys aren’t even worth wasting keyboard strokes on, except Case McCoy will always be a legend.
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Surly Horns Weekly Top 25 Poll
Submitting mostly so I remember to submit going forward. I try to do somewhat of a resume ranking (excluding Georgia) that wildly fluctuates in the early part of the season, but it's impossible to be entirely consistent. I included best wins in parenthesis. 1 - Georgia (South Carolina) 2 - Texas (@Bama) 3 - Florida State (LSU, @BC) 4 - Utah (Florida, @Baylor) 5 - Washington (Michigan St.) 6 - Duke (Clemson, Northwestern) 7 - Penn State (WVU, @Illinois) 8 - North Carolina (South Carolina, Minnesota) 9 - Notre Dame (@NC State) 10 - Colorado (@TCU, Nebraska) 11 - Miami (A&M) 12 - Ole Miss (@Tulane, Georgia Tech) 13 - Washington State (Wisconsin) 14 - BYU (@Arkansas) 15 - Missouri (Kansas St) 16 - Oregon (@Tech) 17 - Kansas (Illinois) 18 - Oklahoma (SMU) 19 - Ohio State (Indiana) 20 - USC (Stanford) 21 - Iowa (Iowa St.) 22 - Louisville (Georgia Tech, Indiana) 23 - Michigan 24 - Oregon State 25 - UCLA
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Week 4 prediction 2023: Texas at Baylor
31-13 Texas. Frustrating first half, pull away second half. 272 on yards.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
He’s complaining about this board attacking a 5 star we would welcome with open arms, just because Gerry Hamilton and others have implied he strung along our coaches behind the scenes. But he’s fighting a losing battle. Nobody sniffs their own farts more than recruiting boards. Tigerdroppings thinks Colin Simmons is an asshole, texags thinks Anthony Hill is an asshole, surlyhorns thinks Micah Hudson is an asshole, some hillbilly in Auburn thinks some other hillbilly going to Alabama is an asshole, and the beat goes on.
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Twilight In T-Town: The End of the Nick Saban Era
I’ll be really, really surprised if Bama wins 10 games. They look cooked.
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After Hours
One of the all time greats. Always reminds me of the wacky shit you can get into at 4am as a 20 something in new york.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
You are probably right from a production perspective, and ultimately that’s all that matters. But give me Duvernay with 3 years of Sark all day every day.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This reminds me of when IT (I assume Nahlin, but can’t remember) tried to window dress Kubiak when he was floated as a possibility after the Urban dream died. Peak 9.95.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I don’t think your receiver take is that crazy (Duvernay in particular), but I can’t fuck with your tight end take. JT is our best tight end since at least Jermichael.
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I could actually see the A&M/Urban marriage. It will be a shitstorm for any self-aware fan base and program to hire Urban after the way things went down in Jacksonville. Of course A&M has no problem with being the laughing stock of college football.
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Updated Top 5 Texas Longhorns memories
I graduated high school in 2006, and although I watched games like the Rose Bowl rooting for my future school, I wasn't really a huge fan at the time (dad went to Tech, mom was a 2% aggy). So, I'll omit everything before I got to UT. 1. 2008 OU - The game that kick started the obsession (so I can blame this game for an extreme amount of heartbreak, money spent, and time wasted over the past 15 years). 2. 2023 Alabama - I reserve the right to bump this down if we finish this season 8-4 or worse (but see 5 below). 3. 2009 Big 12 Championship Game - in retrospect that season was kind of a slog without a ton of excitement. This game was grueling to endure, sure, but pure jubilation/relief when the kick went through. 4. Last aggy game. 5. 2016 Notre Dame - fuck it, I remember thinking we were in fact back. What a fucking idiot. Other nominees include 49-0, 2018 OU, 2019 Sugar Bowl, 2008 Missouri, 2009 Tech.
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
The classic Tom Herman approach to receivers. Only the slot receiver is allowed to catch passes, and only one guy per year is allowed to play in the slot.
- Week 3 2023: Wyoming @ Texas
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The thread wherein the national media sucks off Texas for the first time in over a decade
I’ve listened to more dumb ass national media podcasts over the last 48 hours than I care to admit. The college football portion of the Ryen Russillo pod was pretty great; Texas is great followed immediately by holy shit how is A&M so fucking bad. My wife is concerned that I’m walking around with a shit eating grin on my face at all times.
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The Preseason Polls are F'n Stupid, But Here We Are Thread
I could be wrong, but I suspect it was a mistake (an egregious, vote-revoking level of mistake). He liked some tweets Saturday night (I can't believe I took the effort to look at this) to the effect that our game wasn't an upset and that Texas is clearly a better team than Alabama.
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Coach Sark Press Conference 9.11 - 11:00am LHN
Anyone have a link?
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Looked dope at the time, but it seems like QE could have made Worthy’s life much easier by throwing more towards the left with less air. Lot’s of field over there. But I could be off
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
As far as I can tell Billy Liucci has zero posts or tweets since right after the aggy game yesterday. He’s either offed himself or he’s desperately trying to figure out how to spin this.- Texas One Fund
I was already a monthly donor but threw a couple figures at the fund tonight. LFG- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
This team has some fuck you- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
How about Kitan Crawford? Guy’s been disappointing for years and flashed a couple times tonight- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
I’m wrong about so much in life it’s hard to keep up with. But shit, I thought this guy was going to be a total JAG. What an idiot I am.- 2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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