Reynolds Woodcock
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Talk to Me
I mean this with sincerity: what a kick ass mom.
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Oppenheimer (Nolan)
Good Time is a great fucking movie.
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Texas tops list of worst places to live and work in America
Only in America can a white boy who went to Westlake, had his daddy pay for college and gift him 10 grand as an adult think that he was born on first base. A truly impressive level of obtuseness. And anytime you are responding “This” to a Slorch post, probably worth taking a second to ponder.
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Texas tops list of worst places to live and work in America
Oh that’s right. I forgot you were the guy who grew up the beneficiary of government welfare programs and yet claims to have pulled yourself up by your bootstraps. This really is like an old shaggy thread.
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Texas tops list of worst places to live and work in America
Jesus Christ you guys turned this into an old school Rex Kramer and Slorch thread. Throw in a derka meltdown and a Rocko paystub and we’d have an old shaggy thread. Ill give it up to Rex though. He’s never grown tired of being a silver spooned cement head.
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Realignment talk not going away
Jesus buddy, take a fucking Xanax or find a friend on a Friday night.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
Haha, this is great
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
So you think all of those coaches I listed are better than Sark at maintaining focus? You may be right, but he seems as good as any when it comes to rallying the troops...Bama game last year and how they came out against blowU are good examples. I'm worried about complacency against the "gimme" games on our schedule for sure though, especially those later in the season. I really don’t think you want to go down the path of comparing Sark’s big game successes vs. failures. I mean you just cited a game we lost and a game against a team without a quarterback as the best examples of “rallying the troops”. I like the guy and hope he succeeds, but the head coach should be your number one concern with this team. We will have more talent across the board than every conference opponent we play. Anything less than a trip to the Big 12 championship is a complete failure.
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
Sadly FIFY. But I'm sure this is the year it all changes!
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2023 Fall Camp Thread of Dominance
7 out of 11 starters on offense are upper classman (and that isn't even including Ewers and Brooks, who are both in their third years), and 9 out of 11 on defense are upper classman. We are young in some spots but it's not really that bad.
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NBA 2023-24 Off Season
Doris is great and about a billion times superior to Mark Jackson. Van Gundy was a caricature, but he actually had decent insights into the game sandwiched between his stupid diatribes. Can’t say I’ll really miss either of those two.
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Euphoria on HBO
Damn, that is terrible.
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Twisted Metal (Peacock)
I fucking lived on this game when I was 10 years old. I can still hear that dumb laughing noise from the ice cream truck in my head. I guess I have to check this out.
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
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Oppenheimer (Nolan)
Saw it this morning in 70mm Imax. Blown away (a pun, haha). Nolan is hit or miss for me but this was easily top 2 (the other being Dunkirk). RDJ was incredible. I felt the last hour was a little much. Could have trimmed a fair amount.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2024: Bags Don't Beat Bankrolls
Signed every TexAgs poster circa 2012-2023
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being offended
that's all well and good, but I think you are discounting the fact that saying retard and posting Michael Scott and Norm YouTube videos for the millionth time without someone daring to complain about it is "the absolute soul of this website and its predecessor".
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Hastag Menswear - Win Instagram or Die Trying
You already know this, but your 20 year old son probably isn't taking clothing advice from his middle aged dad unless he is really special. I don't think throwing him a Sears catalog will do much good, so probably best to just roll your eyes and pat him on the head. We all wore our version of a gold chain at some point (well, maybe not G650, he probably had tailored onsies as a child). But to directly answer your question, yeah pretty much everything is online for someone his age. Reddit MFA forums actually aren't terrible for someone who is 20 with (presumably) little money to get a read on basics. And I'm sure there is some tik tok shit I'm now too old to know about.
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margot robbie is "barbie" - july 2023
Has to be the perfect storm of GG, Robbie and Warner Bro’s insane marketing rollout. I don’t remember the last non comic book movie that had this much pop culture resonance. It’s everywhere
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margot robbie is "barbie" - july 2023
Saw it and really liked it. Probably third in the Greta rankings for me, but that’s tough company. Margot Robbie is from a different planet. My hope is that Greta takes the Chris Nolan route. Use pop culture IP to elevate her power in Hollywood, and then go back to making her own work with a higher budget. Supposedly her next two films are Narnia films, which doesn’t thrill me but remains comparable to Nolan’s three pop culture IP movies.
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"the bear" - new series on fx
So jarring to have one of the top 2 or 3 greatest living actresses appear out of nowhere in episodic television. She is incredible and the episode was the best of the season (and probably the series).
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being offended
What's really funny is that this entire thing started because derka and ztejas got offended by a female ESPN reporter describing the WNBA three point contest results as breaking a WNBA and NBA record. Derka found that description to be, and I quote, "extra retarded". But sure, this is all about tired-ass Office memes and definitely not about being scolded for using the word as a stand in for dumb, stupid, etc.
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11th edition of Thinking Texas Football is out
I can assure you that you do not want to go back and read the optimist’s view of Charlie Strong.
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2023 Spring Practice to Fall Camp Thread - Just hook it to my veins!
If that was written as a joke, it was way too accurate a depiction of the average football board poster to be obvious.
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NBA 2023-24 Off Season
Never has the Harrison Ford who gives a shit gif been more appropriate. You guys get your panties in a wad over the dumbest shit.