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Grade of D as in David

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  1. Ok that deserves a search for her pearl necklace
  2. 6 piece family pack?
  3. So we're all in agreement that Phil with 3 and Bubba with 2 won't be asked. Only way I see that happening is if Liv folds in the next year or 2 and even then only in about 30 years.
  4. To be fair if I were him I would want to get away from that crazy bitch as well
  5. A 52 year old youth pastor that styles his hair and beard like this screams pedo.
  6. It's more humane than pushing her down a flight of stairs or taking the batteries out of her life alert bracelet.
  7. I think he will try to come back in a year or two and just play the majors. No reason for Joey to wait around for that.
  8. Hopefully he can get him around the course a bit more quickly.
  9. Oh agreed, being a politician shouldn't be a career. I'd go with 12 years for federal offices. 2 senate terms, 6 house terms, repeal and replace the 22nd amendment with 3 terms instead of 2. Some senators have served for close to 50 years and some reps close to 60. That's just ridiculous. If by some string of luck an individual were to max out all 3 categories they're still only at 36 years.
  10. Providing proof of mental acuity is a little too close to Jim Crow laws for me. We have minimum ages for driving, voting, using tobacco, and drinking and we all know people mature at different rates. We also have mandatory retirement ages in our military. Why not have arbitrary maximum ages for running for office or voting.
  11. Those look like golf shoes. So either he was playing golf just before this photo, or he doesn't own any other non dress shoes.
  12. It's kind of dope - in a robot voice
  13. She has a new movie on Amazon where she goes to a nudist colony or something
  14. It's a fucking perfect weather day
  15. Sunny Bar Rescue edition.
  16. Sounds like it's her pre-O reaction as well. Sorry man that sucks.
  17. I think he was having pudding withdrawals
  18. Rachel giving the stink eye to Gorlock.
  19. It looks like the dogs skinned Micky and Minnie's faces off and put them on like Hannibal lecter before eating spaghetti and meatball Ron with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
  20. Wait 6 months for 3 more Tesla price cuts
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