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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. And you may ask yourself, "Where is that can't miss five-star recruit?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful trophy" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my championship-winning coach" Same as it ever was, same as it ever was, same as it ever was
  2. I remember thinking this when the had to start Paul Thompson at QB.
  3. Tom Herman is Gerry Rafferty in Stealer's Wheel? Could explain the alleged alcohol issues.
  4. I'd like to hire Joe Brady as OC and give him TH's salary. We could pay TH maybe a third of that to be CEO.
  5. Kind of the recruiting equivalent of being an incel (definitely no CR).
  6. I didn't go there, but I am a former USAF officer. So, me gusta.
  7. That must be close to the record for longest TOP on a scoring drive ever.
  8. Faber is still an option, Class of 2026. Of course, he'll be on double secret scho-pro.
  9. If loving Yurkesh is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  10. The best thing most of y'all can do is just get your flu shot annually. Assuming you're otherwise healthy (a big if on this board), the flu is the most likely reason that one of y'all will end up in the ICU (or worse) with severe pneumonia. Luckily, that doesn't happen all that often. We're a long way from 1900 when the average life expectancy was 47 years. In this case, this very unfortunate man had a fairly rare illness that thankfully shouldn't affect any of us. Just a brutal reminder that The Fates can cut any of our threads at any time without warning.
  11. A negative for Coach Y is that he won't be going against our defense any longer. That's going to hurt his offensive stats.
  12. You'll need more than just a golden fiddle to live in Arkansas.
  13. No Country for Old Men vs There Will Be Blood: are they really the same movie, and which one do Jimbo, Johnny, and Liucci prefer to watch for Xmas?
  14. The one that's he deciding between Stanford, Princeton, Caltech, and aggy.
  15. I’d bought a big screen TV (huge rear-projection one back then) and had it delivered the day before. This was it’s maiden game. Almost threw a bottle at it after the third blocked punt. Wife wasn’t pleased (don’t make TV destruction money on active duty).
  16. Don't forget that CS's defenders (cdt and Sweet Jones, I assume, don't feel like searching) kept telling everyone it was just a one-score loss. The Cal guy dropped the ball untouched just as he was crossing the goal line on a long run in the last minute or so. It went into the books as a one-TD loss, but it was much worse than that. I drank 4 each of Grapefruit and Habenero Sculpin IPAs and went to bed pissed and drunk. Sunday morning wasn't good to me.
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