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Pimphand

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  1. Ooops double whammy for aggy
  2. Hopefully Gunspoint put his food stamps on Texas to cover
  3. Yeah but their defense is gonna RAPE the quinn being asked to look away from the defense B$ offense we run this season. If we could line up and say fuck you and run the ball without all the misdirection it's gonna be a LOOOONG day
  4. Sure but he makes an excellent CEO too. His press conferences are badass, he kicks ass at player identification, player development, managing the big money dipshit donors, and literally everything else. It's his achilles heel that he doesn't realize he's over his skis trying to be elite at both during the game.
  5. Oh for sure.... we should back up the brinks truck to just have Saban only show up on game days and be a consultant who gives constructive feedback. Shit Pete Carroll could do it too though i'd rather have Saban 100 times out of 100.
  6. The two things he sucks at are clock/game management and playcalling and it's because he's having to do both. He kicks ass at everything else and I'm 100% certain if he walks away from playcalling he will kick ass at clock/game management. I'm a PADI master scuba diver trainer and we call it perceptual narrowing when you start screwing up as tasks stack up on you. It happens to us all no one is immune.
  7. Yup worst feeling win since the 2009 Big XII Championship vs Nebraska
  8. Right the problem is he's over his skiis being both head coach and playcaller. Not sure why this is so difficult for everyone to see.
  9. Yeah Sark we didn't stubb our toe we sprained our fucking ankle
  10. Sark gonna take his OT timeout to his grave
  11. He doesn't check down he locks onto his checkdown
  12. You really should stop drinking and go take a nap
  13. And you're acting like a crybaby moron.... He needs a real OC and to hand over playcalling duties. Now will he do it? TBD
  14. Quinn Ewers coin toss calling extraordinaire!
  15. 35 yard FG..... Bert is money fuck all y'all
  16. I think we can call Sark's offense the slow motion gulf coast offense
  17. He shouldn't be asked to kick FG over 40 yards this year. He is still 100% on under 40 including XP
  18. He just needs to find a real OC and cede playcalling.
  19. Yeah how does clock management work? But muh Quinn sucks!!
  20. no dipshit for fucks sake Sark is knee deep in this more than Quinn you one trick moron
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