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  1. When I was moving from DC to Denver the night of the "take the loss pussy" game I hit a pothole so big my truck and motorcycle caught some air in Indianapolis. I thought for sure I was going to lose a motorcycle or both. Thankfully I did not by the time I got to Terre Haute I took the motorcycles off the trailer and realigned then (they were sideways). The next morning on my walk around I noticed my passenger front tire sidewall had ruptured and I was so close to total failure but thankfully was able to replace the tire before it blew. Got real lucky but yeah.... TL:DR fuck Indianapolis
  2. Spent 10 hours on the road in a cargo van thought for sure by now these idiots would have posted at least one new member on their 2024 coaching staff site of immense loneliness but nope. These absolute bozorons are actually going to make it to Wednesday with the OC in limbo and no DC aren't they?
  3. Helping the old man liquidate his sports card collection and I had to put some cards back that fell out and saw this card and got a nice chuckle.
  4. The song girl travels through time cheering on heinous historical events was probably hornfans.com peak moment. Side note I just went over there and sure enough somehow that site is still online and people still post lol.
  5. Aggy definitely back traced them and the consequences will never be the same.
  6. No but we potentially have ~25 years to live with the electrified world before the sun pops off another Carrington level event then it's sayonara to our modern way of life as we get beat back into the stone ages. If you want to go down the rabbit hole I suggest you check out the Gleissberg cycle and look at all the catastrophes that happened during the Dalton minimum back in the early 1800s. Big ones being Mount Tambora in 1815 which triggered the year without a summer as well as the 1811-12 New Madrid trio of earthquakes that caused the Mississippi River to go retrograde. Eventually we will figure out the sun controls the plate tectonics, earthquakes, and volcanoes and as we make our way though the galaxy big events start happening on some pretty common cycles. The Holocene is running out of time since the Younger Dryas and our future is cold no matter what histrionics you get from the dipshit mainstream media they have a vested interest in deceiving the masses. I'm no survivalist but make sure you go out and enjoy the perks of modern life while you still can because a combination of dystopian depopulationist governments hell bent on full control will continue wiping out your freedoms then comes the sun to reset the matrix and but a few of us will survive.
  7. It's pretty cute the ags keep stroking their flaccid micropeens over Moffitt. Like I get it bros he's an upgrade over Bilbo's appointment Brandon Sanders but there is a reason LSU fired him despite the fact that he ultimately won 3 national championships under Saban, Miles, & Orgeron. Should be high comedy once he starts to bust Bilbo's malcontent lackadaisical recruits around. Can't wait to see the attrition go down
  8. Aggy finna eat today! How many fried food pizza troughs they gonna break out this time? Step aside weaker SEC programs
  9. I actually like Nebraska because of the times I had there 1998-2006. The 2010 trip was meh till we ripped their hearts out but I at least sympathized why they were pissed. Now that they cut off their noses to spite their faces it is mildly amusing and entertaining but I just don't get the vitriol from Texas perspective.... You either didn't go to the early games in Lincoln and missed out on the greatness or you just have little dick energy.
  10. 12th man * 12 games = 144 years between national championships. Just 60 more to go! #whoops
  11. https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3431264 This usage of the word reality is a malapropism of the highest order.
  12. Notre Dame - L RC's Alma Mater - W @Florida - L Bowling Green - W Arkansas - W Missouri - L @Mississippi State - W - Streak is dead!! WHOOOOP! LSU - L @South Carolina - W New Mexico State - W @Auburn - L t.u. - L - FURK!!! 6-6 and not in the top 12 In summary: 2-2 .500 on road vs P5 major progress after 3 years of 0 road wins 0-4 .000 at home vs P5 major WTF!!!
  13. For all the grief we give aggy and the bulk of which is absolutely deserved there is one narrative where we are dead wrong. They claim the Texas A&M job is the best in the country and we laugh because you are surrounded by a cult a bunch of rubes and stuck in a soviet era architecture time capsule but honestly they are right and we are wrong... Kevin Sumlin was allowed to coach his entire tenure while completely drunk. Jimbo Fisher was paid $113 million to perform even worse than the guy literally coaching under the influence. Elijah Robinson is allowed to recruit players for the Syracuse roster while being paid by A&M, even using A&M's visits to recruit players for Syracuse
  14. What you need is @Hank Kingsley's rendition squeeze.mp4.d8ba569098e7c8053a5f82138eba5838.mp4
  15. I'm pretty sure Ron Popeil formed Ronco with the express intent to scam aggy into buying things they didn't need. They had to be his lead demographic.
  16. Bruh you old..... I'm old and I was in elementary school when Holtz won with ND.
  17. Surly's song for Helo Wish nothing but future success to MM and will root for him no matter where he lands.
  18. I'm pretty sure the only way that's possible is if Gordon is hurt or enters the portal.... Even blind squirrels find acorns from time to time.
  19. Which will make it even more hilarious when the inevitable blowout/forfeit occurs.
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