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Pimphand

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  1. You dumb fuckfaces the flat earth thing was designed in the e ring of the pentagon to trap low IQ dipshits like you. Now kindly go fuck yourself
  2. Nah man most of the surly morbidly obese talk shit about 8s that they would absolutely lick the ladies buttholes clean even though they never had a chance.
  3. If you dipshits would have subscribed to my newsletter in lieu of virtue signaling you would have known the plan was always to use Biden and you numbnuts progressive communists to absolutely destroy the world then let Trump back in so that they could hang hyperinflation around his stupid neck. Its fucking coming and even the overton window is finally moving in that general direction. Oh and I do also fart in your general direction. Toodles!
  4. "I am the weapon" truer words have not been spoken Florida man unphased by multiple tasers, pepper spray, and bean bag shots. Shame they shot him dude was a beast.
  5. Was the only highlight of our 2015 trip the rest of the trip was absolute dogshyte.
  6. Who cares? We are not ranked #1 so IDGAF
  7. My first ever college football game outside of Texas...
  8. Still just infuriating we had to shoot ourselves in the dick and waste this years defense to watch these two pedestrian QBs duke it out without all the idiotbox problems on offense that plague us.
  9. Pretty sure they won't bring the corner blitz in the buckeyes end of the field with 30 seconds left in the half either.
  10. 2nd straight year where Sark put a masterclass on what not to on film in the semifinal.
  11. You just don't get more intimidating than singing about our basketball player to/at us....
  12. Not curious at all... GoF ban took effect in October 2014.
  13. In would do it but then again I like annoying people and laughing at their reactions... Of course that would probably be annoying after 6 months and so I wouldn't be renewing the lease lol.
  14. Rhetorical question is rhetorical
  15. Out of the schools I really can't stand Ohio State and Notre Dame are both up there with USC & Oklahoma rounding out the Mt Rushmore. Freeman at least called a hilarious play against Georgia and so I guess Go Irish but this is the polar opposite of last year with Michigan and Washington where I was cool with both schools eben though we choked on applesauce vs UW twice.
  16. Going shoplifting with your teenage statutory rape victim... Fucking cops let her go with the teenager's dad. What the absolute fuck???
  17. Why are NYC, Boston, & Miami rooting for KC? I realize they are all in the AFC east but really do Jets fans hate Buffalo that much?
  18. Oh sweet summer communist....
  19. Now add Caitlyn to the mix
  20. I can has Iggles Skins championship game?
  21. Pimphand replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Anything that can pump agonizing life into Venables is always the preferred option.
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