Everything posted by Pimphand
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What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
The city of Austin should be a study 20 years from now in how to do every single thing wrong. The number of times I was angry that 6th St was closed to traffic was 0. The numbers of times I screamed AIDS! Austin Idiot Driver Syndrome On nearly every other road that is identical to when I went to school in the late 90s is infinite
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
He and JC2 need to link up
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2024-2025 Houston Rockets thread - Prepare for Liftoff 🚀 [Now Featuring Kevin Durant]
You can't take the one trick from the one trick pony ;-)
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Texas at OU Sucks - 9 PM on the SEC Network
Just when you think OU can't possibly suck more cock they just keep on going. They should reach out to this whore and make her the spokesperson
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
5-7 the point remains he agreed to come fix the shit and by and large he did..- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Man Mack annoyed me and in October 2003 when he got raped by Oklahoma a 2nd time I wanted him gone. I am still nowhere as insecure about him being around as y'all.- Thank you Bert
Talking shit about kids who gave their all means you are little dick aggy energy either way... Congrats- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Man I was kinda pissed at how we let him go as I thought we should take the high road and just wait until the portal opened up and let him transfer but wow guess I was wrong....- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Quinn shined a bright light in our dark 5-6 space. He took us from 5-6 to 25-5 so anyone who doesn't put respect on that mans name is a dipshit. When you are injury prone you are going to need more time looking into the teeth of the defense. It is 100% on our coach that didn't happen. I hope and think Arch is better suited for Sark's offense but I sure wish he had gotten some more passing downs this season because 8/31 is gonna be bad. The responsibility flows up to one man. The same man who develops talent well, the same man who recruits well, the same man who has the best press conferences I have ever seen at Texas aka the person who I think is best suited to take us into the future. I also think his stubbornness is going to kill us. I hope beyond measure I am wrong and I hope I can come eat all the crow and swear fealty.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
We had enough talent to win the national championship the past two seasons and we have a B12 title to show for it. You do the math....- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Mac Jones had 5 games of 400+ passing yards in 2020 alone. Quinn has 1 his entire career at Texas.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
That guy on the left also threw for over 1,000 yards more 14 more touchdowns in 13 games which is nearly identical to QE who got just a shade over 13 with injuries. The point remains Sark is fully capable he seems to do better when he has a player who can run his style of offense because it's 1000% clear he's too stubborn to tweak his offense to fit his player hence the grand canyon of disparity between the two seasons.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
He did a pretty good QB killer impersonation this year... You would think he would have tailored his offense to let QE read the defense and not take his eyes off of it but you see where we landed.- Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Does he count as part of the Mack Brown coaching shrub? Also wasn't he just an interim hire? Jerrah still has plenty of runway... Just fuckin' do it damnit!- NFL Wildcard Weekend
I'd be OK with that- The WNBA is BACK!!!!!
Which one of you freakazoids is I this schmo? https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/43397933/texas-man-arrested-charged-stalking-fever-caitlin-clark- NFL Wildcard Weekend
Man these Canadian erectile dysfunction commercials are perfect for the the Surl.- NFL Wildcard Weekend
Eat shit you cock smokers ;-)- Rodney Terry has been fired
I have been saying 0-for-January was probable for a while and while I absolutely want us to find a new basketball coach.... fuck firing coaches in the middle of the season without demonstrable cause (not being good at your job is not enough) that shit is 100% beneath us no matter how bad things get. Also I don't see how the ESPN talking heads see 7 SEC wins on our schedule lol.- Brian Kelly LSU Football: Corndogs, Corruption, and Cameramen (dead)
I think you mean Kelly hasn't done shit not sure why LSU hired that student killer. Fuck that scum- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I have been saying that the entire season I didn't need last night for proof.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I yearn for an offense where we line up and just whip your ass with the occasional misdirection or play action. I feel like we do that shot far too often to the point that it loses meaning.- 2024 Season Thread of sadness.
I'm neither sad nor mad but I am disappointed at the recurring mental gaffes from the coaching staff. I definitely feel like they let our players down especially on the offensive side of the ball. I hope Sark spends this offseason soul searching and realizes some hard decisions need to be made if he ever wants to win it all because right now he is basically a much more intelligent and far less Douchy James Franklin and he could honestly go on a massive run and put himself in the all time greats conversation if he hired the right person to entrust with play calling. - Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
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