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	There's a lot of posters here that have something in common with your dad. Make of that what you will.
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	  Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken BagmenPsychMike replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫 We just gotta get Lott. I knew his dad, and will never forget the day he closed out our narrow win against SMU.
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	  Game Week Thread 2025 Game Week 2: San Jose State at TexasPsychMike replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football 
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football Look, this is a great strategy for setting up a successful middle screen! Unfortunately it's a bit of a problem when the other 9*-10 guys aren't running the fucking middle screen! *9 other guys in certain red zone formations, apparently
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football As a former offensive lineman, I'll let you in on a secret technique: sometimes the strategy is to look so inept as to get the opponent to laugh because the fact is "it's hard to make a tackle when you cackle, cackle, cackle!"
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	  2025 game Week 1, #1 Texas @ #3 Ohio State - What the Fuck is a Buckeye?PsychMike replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football Irish 30, Canes 29, with the Canes missing the potential game-winning FG?
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football About a year later, he ran for 86 yards against Arkansas (5.4 yds/carry). Many of us thought he was “back.” So sad…he was such a thoroughbred, except the knee. I was told his knees were abnormal even without the injury.
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football Yeah, I’m old enough to remember hearing, “Tom Landry is the only head coach the Cowboys have ever had” repeatedly. But I was young enough then that it didn’t bother me. Roger to Drew always comes through!
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football 
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football This reminds me of a Rodney Dangerfield joke: "I got separated from my parents at the beach. I went up to a cop and asked if he could help me find them. He said, I don't know kid, there are so many places they could hide."
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	  Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides AgainPsychMike replied to closetojumping's topic in Football I feel like your post is desperate, but not serious.
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	  Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken BagmenPsychMike replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫 Today I learned that a Surly poster’s mom was the inspiration for “Hold on Loosely.” For those complaining about this thread, just keep in mind that it gets the weirdest around here right before great news comes. Example: in the last month we revisited kolache nomenclature and got a civic lesson about extraterritorial jurisdiction and annexation right before Sark punched Kirby’s ballsack followed by Flipmas in July. So, as we wait to find out if we’ll enjoy a Kreul Summer, enjoy the show because if it’s too hot to handle then get up and go.
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	  Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken BagmenPsychMike replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫 I believe that's called a: Some of you may have been around to see some of the filming of this movie. Lucky bastards if so.
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