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  1. Coyote’s eyebrows = Dotard’s wig
  2. Richard Dreyfuss ā€I don’t like the panties hanging on the rod!ā€ The Goodbye Girl
  3. I will watch Rhea smoke, drink, gesticulate, yell and emote about anything. I will not miss an episode. I hope Bob O gets a cameo.
  4. Hey, you’re playing at Auburn in 2029! What more could you ask for? Hillbillies, Ho’s, No-neck Monstahs, Lies and Lyahs! Possum Hair Stadium, in which actual live possums scurry before kickoff and our national bird is abused and held in shameful captivity.
  5. Oy! USC v Texas @ Wembley would be interesting, you lot.
  6. Tech trivia from back in the day. My roommate at Rice in 1969-1971 was from West Texas and a big TT fan. He hated Arkansas because, he said, Hog fans always threw shit at the Masked Rider who (in those days) rode around with guns out in VISITING OPPONENTS’ stadiums. He said Tech discontinued the provocative tradition when the Rider was knocked off his horse after being hit in the head by a well-aimed whiskey bottle in Fayetteville. Is that true, Clark?
  7. UGA will OPI your DBd every pass play until the refs call it at least twice in a row. Those bitches make a living off of pushing the envelope.
  8. Caption: SAP: Shitty Ass President
  9. Here’s my dream of the last 5 game clock minutes of Texas v UGA. Hard fought for 55 minutes, several lead changes. Horns leading 21-17. The barking fan mass waiting and drooling for their ā€œinevitableā€ comeback victory. Only this time BOOM! the door slams shut and old UGA the myth cries and pisses the comeback away with picks, fumbles and false starts. Final score is Texas 34 - Georgia 17. My guys choke to OU. Texas and Ole Miss play for the SEC crown.
  10. They cannot suffer enough. Fuck them and the eagle/tiger/plainsmen they rode in on. They’ll probably want Malzahn back. No one cares.
  11. Just keep on cranking out that top tier D, sending the meditation girls to Arch’s room, whip Georgia and your enhanced juju will disturb the Aggies through and beyond the game in Austin, to be dominated by the Horns. We will probably step on our dicks and choke the OU game, throwing us out of the top 4 and SECCG. Hell, maybe the networks and moneychangers can set up Texas v Bama in Tuscaloosa, or Austin. Who gives a shit? Let’s do this. Bryant and DKR will be watching from above.
  12. Bravissimo. Best image in this thread. There is still hope for humankind.
  13. I’m no PI litigator but even though Cam acted like a dumbass that causation chain seems pretty tenuous. Guess Katergaris’s lawyers thought our guy is injured and fucked up + Cam’s NFL $$ = nice quick settlement. The wheels of justice turn slowly, if at all.
  14. I agree. Stowers destroyed us last year in Nashville. Milroe throwing a pick six on literally the first offensive snap didn’t help. Pavia did a James Street 1969 vs Arkansas impression late on a 4th and 1, play action fake and rainbow shot to Stowers for a teal dagger TD, then Pavia ran out the clock driving on us. If Vandy gets you bent over a barrel with possession late, just shut your eyes and think of better days under DKR. Maybe the Texas D will shake some turnovers loose. Pavia turned it over 2x in the red zone in Tuscaloosa a few weeks ago.
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