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  1. I’m screaming sick of phone menus allowing commercial businesses to get by without employees. For example, my primary care physician has a very nice office, conveniently located and friendly, professional staff. It is literally impossible for one of us to communicate with the other by any means other than in person, face to face or by phone having an audio-only conversation. In the past year, she has scheduled no less than three FaceTime conferences for which I expected to be on call at specific times. So far, we have actually accomplished 90 seconds of one call, which ended abruptly and completely, without warning. None of the others worked at all. Tech is 90% bullshit 90% of the time. It makes me surly.
  2. Play it, Steve! A Soul Man for all Seasons
  3. If all of Surly keeps lobbying 24/7 and lightning strikes a poor schmucky team (like my guys) gets blown out Saturday, this time next week you’ll all be doing Longhorn reach arounds, crowing, “We’re in!” and deservedly so, my comrades.
  4. In other news the marlin fishing charters in Venezuela have gone to shit.
  5. You cynical fucks probably find this one annoying:
  6. Jean Shepard would have exulted in the sardonic, sarcastic, profane Surly universe. All that shit in A Christmas Story was based on his parents and brother and school chums and hometown. The Bumpuses, the hound dogs, the Red Ryder BB gun, soap in the mouth, tongues freezing to flag poles. Christmas at the Chinese restaurant, all of it. If it annoys you, don’t fucking watch it. I respect your opinion but I disagree.
  7. I say let Arch call the plays on offense as if he’s in an empty lot with no one watching. It might be an improvement.
  8. Hey, i give you the trashy one but Kelly Lynch was no bimbo! She was (portraying) a duly licensed medical doctor. I keep hoping she treats me for a laceration in the ER.
  9. As a completely biased Bama fan, I wouldn’t mind if we played at Oxford and the Irish got sent to Vegetables Hell Hole, should all this hold. Texas will pants aggy (again) so we may end up playing UGA (again). All kinds of shit could happen.
  10. Flag planting won’t go well in synthetic Field Turf, derp.
  11. And so it is 2 -0. Hallelujah, Jesus, so it is! And Doug Jones announced today he is running for governor of my state. Represent, Doug!
  12. JUSTICE- 1 TRUMPOPIA - 0
  13. This was my general reaction when Tommy “Wingnut” “Tater Town” Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Don’t be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 “Donnie’s Ark” and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vlad’s luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Who’s left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.
  14. Trying to be objective, Womack’s star has risen erratically but steadily throughout his two seasons here except for the debacle at FSU. Until last week, we were turning opponents over at critical times and getting off the field on third downs. He has peculiar habits and quirks. He uses a tiny 3x5 play “sheet” a la Mike Leach and covers his mouth with it when talking on the headset lest someone across the way reads lips and steals signals (OU assholes). UA fans are typically bitchy and spoiled yearning for glorious yesterdays but I for one am satisfied with the current coaching, all things considered. Golesh will succeed if he goes to Stillwater, I think.
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