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  1. UGA will OPI your DBd every pass play until the refs call it at least twice in a row. Those bitches make a living off of pushing the envelope.
  2. Caption: SAP: Shitty Ass President
  3. Here’s my dream of the last 5 game clock minutes of Texas v UGA. Hard fought for 55 minutes, several lead changes. Horns leading 21-17. The barking fan mass waiting and drooling for their “inevitable” comeback victory. Only this time BOOM! the door slams shut and old UGA the myth cries and pisses the comeback away with picks, fumbles and false starts. Final score is Texas 34 - Georgia 17. My guys choke to OU. Texas and Ole Miss play for the SEC crown.
  4. They cannot suffer enough. Fuck them and the eagle/tiger/plainsmen they rode in on. They’ll probably want Malzahn back. No one cares.
  5. Just keep on cranking out that top tier D, sending the meditation girls to Arch’s room, whip Georgia and your enhanced juju will disturb the Aggies through and beyond the game in Austin, to be dominated by the Horns. We will probably step on our dicks and choke the OU game, throwing us out of the top 4 and SECCG. Hell, maybe the networks and moneychangers can set up Texas v Bama in Tuscaloosa, or Austin. Who gives a shit? Let’s do this. Bryant and DKR will be watching from above.
  6. Bravissimo. Best image in this thread. There is still hope for humankind.
  7. I’m no PI litigator but even though Cam acted like a dumbass that causation chain seems pretty tenuous. Guess Katergaris’s lawyers thought our guy is injured and fucked up + Cam’s NFL $$ = nice quick settlement. The wheels of justice turn slowly, if at all.
  8. I agree. Stowers destroyed us last year in Nashville. Milroe throwing a pick six on literally the first offensive snap didn’t help. Pavia did a James Street 1969 vs Arkansas impression late on a 4th and 1, play action fake and rainbow shot to Stowers for a teal dagger TD, then Pavia ran out the clock driving on us. If Vandy gets you bent over a barrel with possession late, just shut your eyes and think of better days under DKR. Maybe the Texas D will shake some turnovers loose. Pavia turned it over 2x in the red zone in Tuscaloosa a few weeks ago.
  9. Strongly recommend Texas double Vandy #9, Pavia’s bud from NM, good hands and strong, big, fast, mucho YAC. He will be targeted often.
  10. I’m curious. What are all of you pontificating, classist, Trumpkin sounding brahmins going to say and do when the Mississippi State Cow College located in the prolapsed anus of the hopelessly backward, uneducated and boring SEC actually does what so many of you have been predicting all week and hangs another L on the Texas Longhorns? I love Surly as a messsge board but Kee-rist, the clench-mouthed arrogance is worse than Thurston and Lovey. I only wish Mike Leach was still coaching there. I have attended Rice, MSU, Alabama and NYU. I don’t much like cowbells but I don’t condemn anyone for where they live or the school they attend (except Auburn, but fuck them).
  11. In October 2025, midweek pregame Surlies are nervous and grouchy. A couple of wins, and it’s Playoff Time! We love our Sark! Leave him be!
  12. I’ve been a fan of IU football since reading an SI article in 1967 about how then-coach John Pont gave his punter cart blanche to fake any punt he wanted to. I think that was the year they went to the Rose Bowl.
  13. Cig could always play stunt double for
  14. At the press conference when he took the head coaching job at Lousville, Howard Schnellenberger infamously prognosticated, “The University of Louisville is on a collision course with the National Championship. The only variable is time.” That is the operative variable as to when your work will be rewarded.
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