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Your Mom

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  1. Cannon should've had a warning placard. "Hands Off!"
  2. Your wife and I call it Imagine Dragons.
  3. Wisner
  4. Sark doesn't need to scream at refs as long as our fans have enough water bottles in hand.
  5. Arch couldn't count to potato after that hit. Someone pulled him up into a sitting position on field and when they let go of him he just flopped right over again. The guy was on another planet. Surely these reports of him practicing are just to keep Vanderbilt, guessing right? Surely "practicing" means simply being present at practice on the sideline.
  6. 22 TDs to 15 INT.
  7. Jesus. Just shut the fuck up. 100% ??? 100% earned it based on your sources of anonymous posts on Reddit, Surly, and other unnamed boards? Because some other posters said he related to a guy who knows a guy who knows something? Please. All this bullshit may or may not be true, but if your source is anonymous gossip on the Internet, then you don't know shit. Posting that garbage as fact makes you sound even dumber than you normally do..
  8. Didn't you read all those anonymous message board posts?!!! And he was MISSING!!! I mean, his family knew where he was, and his boss certainly knew where he was, but the rest of us anonymous idiots on the message boards did not, and that is inexcusable! You allow that shit to happen and then yada yada yada the whole goddamn o-line is trash because of it.
  9. Also our starting o-line would have to miss the bus to the stadium 3 times in a row.
  10. This should've been the first and only response to the whole damn thread. This thread out-gossips any middle schools girls group chat anywhere. And I bet some of y'all give your wives shit over their celebrity rumor drama habits.
  11. I'm not reading that but we're gonna win.
  12. My mind goes lots of interesting places at random times but I can’t say that watching bad football has ever led me to wanting to see that.
  13. I’ve been to both those spots on a previous visit. Tonight we got Cajun food at Oby’s, casual and decent. The Landing is pretty new. I think it’s been open less than a year. But if you don’t like the look of it or it’s too crowded there’s about a block and a half there with a dozen other places that should be good enough to find a couple drinks before the game
  14. Overall, it is an absolute fucking dump of a town in an absolute fucking dump of a state. But you can still have yourself a good evening and a good day here. Diinner at Harvey’s or at Taste is decent. Pregame at The Landing in the Cotton District, that’s where McConaughey will be tomorrow. I believe his crew rented out the entire upper patio. For breakfast there’s a great little Venezuelan place with arepas. Arepas Coffee and Bar, also in the Cotton District. Nobody is going to confuse this shithole with a place like Austin, but if you can’t find yourself a good time here then the town is not the only problem
  15. Starkville votes liberal and Ms State as a school is far more liberal than Ole Miss. Blue dot in a red shithole wasteland. Hell there are rainbow crosswalks in the starkville that aren’t being painted over like in Austin. I’ve been to Starkville a few times. I’m here now. There’s good cajun food, and … um.. that’s about it. It’s not a great place but the cotton district has a couple decent restaurants.
  16. https://www.bikeradar.com/news/tour-de-france-2026-route-announced 2026 TdF route revealed today. Of note: Team time trial at Stage 1. Alpe d'Huez twice. Back to back finishes at the summit. Stages 19 and 20. They threw Jonas a bone with a Le Lioran stage, the site of the last time he beat Pogi.
  17. The other teams. Think of how many elite players, national award winners, NFL rookies of the year, etc.. went to school somewhere other than that list. The exact answer is a shitload of them. There are talent gaps between schools for sure, but they're not as wide as you think.
  18. Oh. Well.. shit.
  19. It's downright socialist, but as usual these guys love any government-given goodwill that might benefit them, as long as we don't call it socialism, and despise any that might benefit other people.
  20. You guys are slacking. There's no such thing as chicken fajita.
  21. We are gonna roll State. Predicting mediocre teams in college football based on past results is a total crap shoot. I've got no reason whatsoever that we're gonna beat the fuck out of them other than the roll of the dice and sheer unpredictability that is college football. It's a bipolar sport and we are the poster child.
  22. Your Mom

    Hubris

    Can I buy this on Kindle?
  23. It's a good study in creative fiction.
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