Everything posted by Your Mom
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Favorite torchy's taco
Well not in the middle of a crowded airport terminal.
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Favorite torchy's taco
I’ve never had a velvet taco, but Hobby airport is getting one soon and I’m pretty hopeful that it’ll be better than average airport food.
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More layoffs at ESPN
Are there people who think Craig isn’t a good game day announcer? His radio show is shit but I think he’s pretty damn good at calling games.
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Is Reality a Simulation?
What strange things are happening? There’s a lot of unsettling things happening, but most of the news I read is as predictable and expected as it is disturbing.
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Yes: Pools are worth it....
Start at my house.
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Texas could have the three largest metros by 2100
And dickheads will still be saying they miss the old Austin of 2088 back when it was cool.
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Surly official camping and backpacking thread
You guys going to Yellowstone need to check out the “Post a photo you took” thread and see LTBear’s work up there.
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Kentucky Woman Shoots Uber Driver in El Paso
Next time it’ll be an Uber driver that proactively shoots a passenger because they were driving past a sketchy area and thought the passenger might get nervous and shoot them over it. Gotta act fast and not give them the chance.
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Surly official camping and backpacking thread
I’ve got a few spots in mind to check out for dispersed camping. But we have so little of that in Texas and I’ve only done it a few times, so I’m not quite comfortable enough to show up without a back up plan. More than one I’ve shown up to a dispersed campground area and it looks like the homeless camps under Highway 71 in Austin. Plus, we want to be near towns for good eating. It’s not a camping trip, we just happen to be sleeping in a van. Down by the river.
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Surly official camping and backpacking thread
Not much hiking, well maybe a little bit, but my 15-year-old son and I are going to LA and renting a camper van to drive to San Francisco over 4 days on the PCH. Have campsites reserved near Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, and Monterey. Looking like highs in the 60s most of those spots next week.
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Near collision of Delta airliners
Rep for knowing what an outer marker is.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
True. FML. They’ll probably serve me chili dogs on that motherfucker too.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over.
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Abbott being Abbott
So we might lose the cornrows bill in that mess too? Thanks a lot Abbot.
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Texas Longhorns - 2024 Schedule with a few SEC dates
This sits well with me.
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Texas Longhorns - 2024 Schedule with a few SEC dates
Been reading your posts for years… never even dawned on me about the username.
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Which cruise lines are trashiest?
The family booked a Royal Caribbean out of Galveston. They insisted on a Galveston cruise because it’s easier, I insisted on RC over Carnival and I’ll just plan on it being like one of those nicer Walmarts. Got a balcony room. I don’t know or care where the stops are. It’s after school starts so should be no kids. Started planning a trip to Switzerland for next summer to help me cope.
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RIP Cormac McCarthy
This news looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.
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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]
Chili is a dish. Using it as a condiment is for filthy savages.
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Reddit Gone Dark
Unless their financial livelihood is based on it, people who become infuriated over the actions of message boards and social media apps should re-evaluate the path their life has taken. That shit is it really not as important as it’s made out to be.
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smartless - on the road
That’s where I’m at. I like Smartless enough to have listened to a dozen or so episodes of the podcast, but it’s always my plan B or C after I’ve gone through my other podcasts before my drive is done. I usually find myself wishing each episode was only about 30 minutes.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
That’s the standard to get benched? Be the greatest college qb of all-time or gtfo?
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Palo Alto Super Regional: Texas @ Stanford
If you’re skinny dipping with Rose, that bitch will hog the whole plank and let your ass drown amongst the icebergs.
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Caught going 50mph in a 30mph zone. Ticketed for $129,544 fine.
UPS takes this approach with parking tickets. Drivers get told to park right out front, right in a lane if necessary, and turn in all your parking tickets at the end of the shift. Paying all those parking fines is cheaper than slowing down the operation.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Why would anybody click on that?