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Your Mom

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  1. The other teams. Think of how many elite players, national award winners, NFL rookies of the year, etc.. went to school somewhere other than that list. The exact answer is a shitload of them. There are talent gaps between schools for sure, but they're not as wide as you think.
  2. Oh. Well.. shit.
  3. It's downright socialist, but as usual these guys love any government-given goodwill that might benefit them, as long as we don't call it socialism, and despise any that might benefit other people.
  4. You guys are slacking. There's no such thing as chicken fajita.
  5. We are gonna roll State. Predicting mediocre teams in college football based on past results is a total crap shoot. I've got no reason whatsoever that we're gonna beat the fuck out of them other than the roll of the dice and sheer unpredictability that is college football. It's a bipolar sport and we are the poster child.
  6. Your Mom replied to Sir Ulrich's topic in Football
    Can I buy this on Kindle?
  7. It's a good study in creative fiction.
  8. That was his point. Where they were was Texas.
  9. And Arch is just keeping his good stuff under wraps until Georgia.
  10. You mean for the 30 cumulative seconds that a TV producer was waiting for in a 4 hour game? People blow that shit out of proportion.
  11. This thread moves quick. I can't be expected to read that fast. Fuck Kentucky.
  12. 6:10 start. possibly espn news
  13. No it wasn’t my idea. I would have suggested he meet Charlie Kirk.
  14. Shut the fuck up Shannon.
  15. Or who interrupt your long ride to go one fucking floor.
  16. Would pay good money to see mongoose vs primal predator Ethan McNeely.
  17. That makes it look like Jesus stabbed him with the leftover nail.
  18. Who the fuck prays via twitter?
  19. Have they found anyone to pardon for this yet?
  20. Caldwell seems fine at throwing footballs to our guys and moving the chains but Arch does a much better job in those Warby Parker commercials than Caldwell would. and has a far superior last name. I see no reason for Caldwell to start until his dad can get at least a little bit famous.
  21. Based on our record, the Austin High football players would probably appreciate that.
  22. Dammit Eileen.
  23. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen it but I believe the guy who sent them to the wrong address straight up told Leo he was also a cop right before he died.
  24. There was at least one other guy that didn’t kill people because there was a second rat in the crew, the guy that got the address wrong on purpose.
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