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Your Mom

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  1. Oh I doubt that.
  2. LA? San Fran?
  3. There's this funny Ron Swanson scene about eating all the bacon. I wish I could find it.
  4. Sounds to me like their militias are not being regulated well enough.
  5. Why would that be curious? It happens all the time. A huge percentage of mass shooters end it by killing themselves. Did you also wonder that in all the other mass shooting suicides or just this one?
  6. I see the resemblance, but his hair was a little lighter than that.
  7. Absolutely love it and want to see it every game. It makes them look petty and insecure. Would not want us throwing another team's sign around for exactly the same reason.
  8. It was lame. He should've been flagged for it. Now it reinforces the idea that Texas, and specifically Arch, gets special treatment when a ref will rip his ass for something but won't actually penalize us for it. But I moved on from it 10 seconds later. Who cares.
  9. That red 2003 is pretty sweet though! Not $40k sweet, but still nice.
  10. No but I got paid 2 days at time and half to stay home and skip a deadhead for a flight back that cancelled. Christmas card sent to the Ft Worth center IT department.
  11. This is the correct answer. We stay there for work and it's a wonderful hotel. Lots of stuff to walk to from there and a really nice bar upstairs with a rooftop patio.
  12. Mississippi State was horrifically bad last year. 2-10. They lost to Toledo at home. They lost their QB and had some other significant injuries. UTEP and San Jose would both probably beat last years Bulldog team. Beating them at home was not a good benchmark.
  13. Nearly the whole board was convinced that Arch was better than Quinn last year, despite barely seeing him play against inferior competition. And now that same group is supposed to have a valid opinion on who should succeed Arch despite never having seen any of them throw a pass at this level? What's the point? Who gives a shit who's gonna succeed him? Nobody knows shit about fuck?
  14. Your Mom replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Fry that shit up with a bic lighter in a spoon and inject it right into my jugular
  15. All you fuckers that were talking about the Heisman in the preseason can lick my ballsack.
  16. Charlie would've told her to get back in the kitchen.
  17. They'll count it as an Aggie finally beating a ranked team on the road if he pulls this off.
  18. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  19. Oh.. well if Pericles , self-professed alpha male of the week, says so... Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to post this as a source?
  20. I can't tell if that's John Lennon or white Jesus.
  21. You guys are delusional if you think the Groyper angle is going to be widely reported. The left-leaning media might mention it but the details are just too deep to hold the attention of the average American. The right won't mention it at all. It simply won't exist to their audience. The result is that you'll be talking to your family and acquaintances about it and when you start trying to educate them on frog memes, video game control sequences, and deep cuts from a Spotify playlist for followers of a discord group you are going to be the one that comes out sounding like the kooky conspiracy theorist. That became the plan as soon as they realized he wasn't a liberal trans kid. And it's going to work. In 6 months this kid's background will be as familiar to most Americans as the kid nobody remembers anything about who shot in the general vicinity of trumps ear.
  22. The pool repair guy's tip was already taken care of. Just the tip.
  23. I think I read he was in college for one semester and was currently in an electrician apprenticeship program. It's these goddamn libtard union electricians!
  24. It's a little long for a new motto, but it's worth a try.
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