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Your Mom

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  1. They did. And in fact, it was a rider in the Crank n Drank shop ride. The person shot is ok and it was non-life threatening.
  2. Damn, it was one of the Crank n Drank riders tonight. I wasn’t there tonight but those trails are my daily ride too.
  3. Brass balls. And he was responsible for the greatest 4th down play ever until someone upstaged him in ‘05.
  4. Probably less than his contract playing for the… (checks notes)… Memphis Showboats.
  5. The SEC champ is getting in. Period. There is all kinds of logic to prove there are better more deserving teams but that’s just not realistic. Somebody is getting fucked between us, UW, and FlaSt. But the SEC champ is not going to be the one left out.
  6. The Manning family has never given so much as a hint of wanting Arch to play early. Everything they’ve said and done has indicated patience for a long term plan.
  7. I hope we play football better than Nashville Jesus sings anthems. What a douchebag.
  8. Card-carrying antenna mafia member. Never had a problem. Best $29 I ever spent.
  9. I think that usually how it works but in this case primary purpose of the hybrid is to deliver a lot more power at lower RPMs than the previous versions without sacrificing mpg. If you look at the Tundra which is already available in a hybrid, it gained 2 mpg in the city and 0 on the highway vs its non-hybrid version.
  10. I’ll probably be buying one of the hybrid 2024 Tacomas. Been reading up on them quite a bit since they first announced them. Nobody is expecting the gas mileage to increase much. In fact, just today they released the non-hybrid mileage numbers and prices. I think they get like 1 more mile per gallon than the old model. The hybrid might improve on that a little bit, but not as much as you would think. My understanding is that the hybrid motor is designed to give it more low end power and acceleration, not necessarily to give it more miles per gallon. The old Tacomas are fairly anemic when it comes to acceleration, and the turbo hybrid is more a solution to that than gas mileage. All that being said, I’m excited to get one when the hybrid comes out in the Spring.
  11. I like Waze but I’m the guy that presses “Not there” for every vehicle-on-the-shoulder report. We don’t need that shit, it muddies the water when you just want the cop reports. I might make an occasional exception if the car is just over a blind hill or something, but 99% of those reports are completely unnecessary and I do my part to remove them.
  12. Miss St was “fire the coach after one year” bad this year. And they just hired Art Briles son in law. Starting QB is in the portal. They got up for the Egg Bowl and kept it respectable but in the big picture it’s a bigger dumpster fire than A&M over there.
  13. Your Mom

    Longhorn Network

    LHN has been great for days when you’re doing stuff around the house and just want something going on in the background. Classic historic games, interviews I wouldn’t have seen otherwise, etc. I have enjoyed it in spite of Galindo.
  14. This. It was widely reported that he and his family wanted him to redshirt. But even if that weren’t the case, assuming we get 3 years out of him (or 2… whatever), starting the clock on those years when he’s 19 and been in the program a year is better for us and for him.
  15. Anyone bitching about any godamn thing tonight can get fucked. Enjoy this shit you miserable fucks.
  16. This is exactly what they expect you to do. They don’t usually actually give a shit if you return to your seat or not, but they are required by federal regs to inform you that the seat belt sign is on and that you shouldn’t be up. What you do after being informed of that is up to you. Politely saying, “I know” and going to the lav anyway won’t get you much if any blowback except from the occasional power hungry militant stew. The only time it’s an issue is taxiing, which will result in the aircraft being stopped until you sit back down. You’d be shocked to know how common the “soiled seat cover” call to maintenance is.
  17. Jesus could you be any more melodramatic? It’s a discussion about football fans. This shit is an entertainment sideshow in all our lives. None of it really matters all that much. But still, fuck Tech and fuck that shithole Lubbock.
  18. Fair enough, I stand corrected. I was at that game too. But doing it after the Big 12 game this year would be full aggie douche.
  19. No. It will still be stupid. You can’t apply context, sarcasm, innuendo, or anything else to an SEC chant. Any SEC chant is as dull-witted as every SEC chant.
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