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Your Mom

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  1. Slow news day on the Twitter. That was from nearly 15 years ago. Embarrassing nonetheless.
  2. I’m here in the Bay Area in a hotel. Didn’t really feel anything, but the bartender said the light fixtures were swaying a little bit downstairs. I went for a run near the bay and all looked normal. Tsunami warning was canceled by the time I got back.
  3. It could be summed up pretty simply: Cops get sent to violent situations. If you don’t want to be in violent situations, regardless of the catalyst for that violence, don’t be a cop.
  4. She had to move to Mexico to get away. You reap the seeds you sow, or so they say. She spends most nights hanging out at a place called the Rainbow Bar.
  5. Orlando is MCO.
  6. How were your seats?
  7. Nah bruh… nah.. nah nah… But maybe he’d make a decent tight end.
  8. She doesn’t look like a basketball player’s mom.
  9. Quinn’s numbers are not as far behind that as you think, with games left to play. Yards, TDs, picks… all pretty much in the same ballpark over the last 2 years of their careers. I’m not saying he’s Stetson Bennett. I’m saying Georgia would’ve won those championships with a lot of other dudes at quarterback. They didn’t win because of Stetson Bennett. Michigan didn’t win because of McCarthy. Bama didn’t win because of Mac Jones. Quinn is pretty fucking far from elite, but you can win championships without elite qb play.
  10. And Georgia the two years before that.
  11. The point is those lists get it wrong every fucking year. There are always names on those lists that prove themselves not worthy by the end of the year. You’re a fucking idiot if you read those and put any stock into them whatsoever.
  12. “Was supposed to”???? According to what laws of the universe was he supposed to do those things? The preseason hype machine? The $9.95ers that make up whatever shit you want to hear so you’ll click and share it? The homer message board posters? The national media that forms opinions on a few highlights of hundreds of players? If you believed all that shit it’s on you.
  13. Nobody wants to read all your posts.
  14. Go on…
  15. Long game. He got some stuff on the tape. He’ll do something different for Georgia.
  16. Armchair psychologists that “know” what’s in Quinn’s head based on his play are my favorite.
  17. Quinn… Arch… who gives a shit? Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron all start. That’s what fucking matters.
  18. I don’t give a shit who starts or who finishes at QB. Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron are the guys who win this game.
  19. Did they ever make a movie about the long lost Elder son who got into a pickle selling Mitsubishis for the people?
  20. Ah yes, don’t forget about that one case from 30 years ago where it might have made a difference. If the cops aren’t investigating because they are butthurt, that’s a cop-caused issue.
  21. I don’t know who Bell is but his demeanor on the sideline is a fucking cancer on the team. You can clearly read his mind through a 5 second shot on TV and see that he hates winning.
  22. Next man up. It’ll be time to start shitting on Arch.
  23. It’s a 1A School that had a floundering football program with really old gear, not very many players, and not much budget. They rehired their old coach and all of a sudden a lot more kids wanted to play and they just were short on gear.
  24. Rick Barnes is slow as shit and his deep ball worse than Marty Cherry’s.
  25. People who knew him knew he was a shitty person way back then too. There just wasn’t a twitter to get the word out to the masses.
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