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Your Mom

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  1. Backups get highlight reels. Starters get lowlight reels.
  2. https://www.outsideonline.com/health/training-performance/movement-key-to-living-longer/ Pretty good short article about the factors that affect longevity. They did a long-term study of people between 50 and 80, tracked all of their habits and noted who died at what age. Their conclusion is that the overwhelming best predictor of your longevity is how much you move each day and how vigorously you move. Movement is a bigger factor than age, smoking status, diabetes, cancer diagnoses, heart conditions, cholesterol levels, blood pressure, etc…. The guy who moves a lot but smokes typically outlives the sedentary non-smoker. The diabetic who moves a lot typically outlives the sedentary non-diabetic… so on and so forth as compared to all those other factors.
  3. What does it say about society that AI can generate a perfect set of cans but can only pair them with a disfigured face and a set of horse teeth?
  4. I believe either team calling a time out removes that requirement.
  5. The second-best Arch play of the night was when Sark used him to steal a timeout from Elko. Just before the Blue touchdown he sent in Arch. Elko burns the timeout to discuss it or get the right personnel on the field, then Sark immediately puts Quinn back in instead. Just toying with them.
  6. September: November:
  7. Slow news day on the Twitter. That was from nearly 15 years ago. Embarrassing nonetheless.
  8. I’m here in the Bay Area in a hotel. Didn’t really feel anything, but the bartender said the light fixtures were swaying a little bit downstairs. I went for a run near the bay and all looked normal. Tsunami warning was canceled by the time I got back.
  9. It could be summed up pretty simply: Cops get sent to violent situations. If you don’t want to be in violent situations, regardless of the catalyst for that violence, don’t be a cop.
  10. She had to move to Mexico to get away. You reap the seeds you sow, or so they say. She spends most nights hanging out at a place called the Rainbow Bar.
  11. Orlando is MCO.
  12. How were your seats?
  13. Nah bruh… nah.. nah nah… But maybe he’d make a decent tight end.
  14. She doesn’t look like a basketball player’s mom.
  15. Quinn’s numbers are not as far behind that as you think, with games left to play. Yards, TDs, picks… all pretty much in the same ballpark over the last 2 years of their careers. I’m not saying he’s Stetson Bennett. I’m saying Georgia would’ve won those championships with a lot of other dudes at quarterback. They didn’t win because of Stetson Bennett. Michigan didn’t win because of McCarthy. Bama didn’t win because of Mac Jones. Quinn is pretty fucking far from elite, but you can win championships without elite qb play.
  16. And Georgia the two years before that.
  17. The point is those lists get it wrong every fucking year. There are always names on those lists that prove themselves not worthy by the end of the year. You’re a fucking idiot if you read those and put any stock into them whatsoever.
  18. “Was supposed to”???? According to what laws of the universe was he supposed to do those things? The preseason hype machine? The $9.95ers that make up whatever shit you want to hear so you’ll click and share it? The homer message board posters? The national media that forms opinions on a few highlights of hundreds of players? If you believed all that shit it’s on you.
  19. Nobody wants to read all your posts.
  20. Go on…
  21. Long game. He got some stuff on the tape. He’ll do something different for Georgia.
  22. Armchair psychologists that “know” what’s in Quinn’s head based on his play are my favorite.
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