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BonzoMontreaux

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  1. I remember watching the game intently. Getting pissed immediately after it was over. Resolving that anger with the attitude of - well, they *needed* to win more than we did even after seeing all their aggyness on full display after we basically bent our knees for them... and then... I get a call from an aggy co-worker - Ag Grad + Corp Turd... "How did you like that shit!, HAHAHA t.u. got there asses beat, WHOOP!" or something very close to that... its been 25 years so. After that, no sympathy for the sheep fuckers. I will go to my grave knowing that these dipshits are nothing but a shitstain and an embarrassment to the state of Texas. Never have so many cheered and gotten so little in return. Suck my burnt orange balls, gomers.
  2. From this list... Galaga. But if I'm going to get the most mileage out of my quarter - Zaxxon or Gyruss or 1941.
  3. Wrapped up Sprint 2. Got dusty when they featured Julien Alfred.
  4. They could have shown Texas asleep and smiling on the train for an instance.
  5. They are hoping in one hand and shitting in the other to see which one fills up first. Band needs to be really careful this weekend.
  6. Fuck this conference.
  7. This game encapsulated exactly who we are. The only team that is going to beat us is us.
  8. Fuck SEC refs for eating flags on obvious DPI
  9. Ballgame
  10. It kills me every time I see a game that we are playing in and the opposing fans are throwing the 'Horns Down' and then at some point they are belting out this song. In this case, 'What a bunch of maroons!' (No offense Austin High grads.)
  11. I watched the Sark presser from yesterday. He is preaching that this game is the biggest game of the year.
  12. Anybody know what our record is at night at Gomer Pyle field? What about when both teams are ranked? I know we have the better record in general at Gooberville.
  13. Wembenyama doesn’t catch that.
  14. There was always content like that out there. Hell I remember watching basically a music video of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' - Refugee a couple of years before MTV came out.
  15. Let’s just hope he is not a Fensterlicker.
  16. She was the go to 'Mom' in the late 70's and 80s. Definitely had a thing for her growing up. Sorry to see her go.
  17. I remember watching the early 70s Dirty Harry movies at the drive-in. Boobs, bearded clam, and good old fashioned violence sprinkled with torture is what stood out. One of those movies featured a topless Suzanne Sommers.
  18. It's like Gideon or Buckner. There was a lot of stuff that happened before that which could have made things turn out different but we only remember the cherry on top of the shit sundae.
  19. Or if you happen to be driving from Georgia, hit I45 south in Houston and just keep driving.
  20. Este. Loved watching him pitch. RIP Luis.
  21. Horns blast trailer trash Venables prays: 'home and home' S.E.C is ass.
  22. Just change this to 'Refs Suck'.
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