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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. QB is a premium position. Caleb is going to get a massive bag and he deserves it, frankly. There's unlimited money in the NFL. The cap goes up like clockwork. If you're the Bears you pay him and it's a no brainer.
  2. Today... I saw my son use a bicycle as a weapon. On Comedy Central right now. I forgot how funny this movie is.
  3. The lightskin mami in the Perdue chicken ad could fucking get it. Y'all know what I'm talking about.
  4. ztejas replied to Lurch's topic in Music
    Agree. You're either talented or you're not. If you're good you don't need anything more than an instrument and a mic. I really need to get my shit together and start producing again and quit being such a loser. Alcohol is bad, kids.
  5. She says... I've had the old bull - now I want the young calf.
  6. Stop with this. I'm not ready to get hurt again.
  7. Not a game winner but that mfer cold. Please release him from minutes-restriction jail.
  8. Frankly we were getting tired of your act anyway. Don't throw in the towel just yet. You may have a couple good years in you still. I've been helping care for my granddad who just turned 80 and is kind of slowly losing it to dementia. His wife - my grandmother - died 6 months ago and at the end suffered a really bad, rare case of Alzheimers. He gets really down on himself and frustrated (and he drives me up the fucking wall with his shit) but I remind him ocassionally that I love him and still want him around. Maybe that's selfish. Maybe I'm not ready for him to go. But he's meant a whole hell of a lot to me over the years. Don't underrate the impact you have on other people in your life. Someone in your family may really appreciate a few more years of Armybrat. Louis C.K. has a great bit on how silly our collective existential fear is surrounding death. The bit is basically "when you're that old you're going to want to die anyway". Maybe you're ready to check out. Maybe it's time. Like I said though - make it worth it for the people that love you on your way out. We'll get a wreath fund going in the meantime. 🤘
  9. Damn straight. Love Jim's.
  10. What a win for second city. When was their last playoff win? Has to be 10 years.
  11. Not gonna get it.
  12. BEARS BEARS BEARS
  13. Might want to avoid the West side of DKR, too, then.
  14. Cheering Bears but love to see Golden finally get some respect.
  15. USC for me.
  16. No - Loreal does his cock. Allegedly.
  17. Took Love 19 weeks to get him the fucking ball.
  18. Sark would have lost this game.
  19. Miss me with the "HE NEEDS MORE MONEY" and "TERRY HAD BETTER ROSTERS" bullshit. He needs to coach his ass off and he did tonight. This roster is capable. I liked it preseason and tonight is an example of why. Great fucking win and it feels like we have some stuff to build on now. 🤘
  20. Damion James vibes.
  21. Yeah. This kid is going to play in the league.
  22. Huge play from Mark.
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