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ztejas

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  1. 2 hook and ladders in one day? Wonder if the Bears got the idea from Buff lol.
  2. Erin Andrews dressed like a hip hop dance instructor.
  3. Rough L. Blocked PAT won it for the Birds.
  4. Uh oh. He's down.
  5. Nice ball Shedeur.
  6. What a fucking chode. Never liked him.
  7. But he be shooting it like that.
  8. All of these teams have hands. Need championship effort every night. This team isn't there yet. I think they'll get there. Mitch might be the guy.
  9. The Rockets are a fucking nightmare when healthy. If OKC repeats it will be very, very well deserved.
  10. I said in the offseason y'all have no idea how good this guy is and you gave me some (valid) pushback. Just messing with you. Hope you had a nice Christmas my man.
  11. 23 and 5 dimes at half. Dude is working on a top 5 MVP bid at 37. @Js1 how good is he now?
  12. Get Jeremy off the fucking floor. Dude doesn't care about basketball anymore. Don't hate it from Mitch, though. Sending a message to the rotation.
  13. @Mitch Cumsteen don't you know a couple people within the org? Spurs need to take care of this. I just bought a $20 clearance shirt at Academy for Christ's sake. @TexasEd either way we'll figure this out. This is PR porn.
  14. KD is doing NC-17 things to the Cavs right now.
  15. Durant's water needs to be drug-tested.
  16. Eason is a fucking menace on D. Good Lord.
  17. ztejas replied to ztejas's topic in Music
    Yes - I think it is. Hence my point about paying a therapist to not arrive at that conclusion. I can instantly and intelligently give myself commentary on my own life. Give it a shot, man. I think it will surprise you. Appreciate the discussion regardless.
  18. They're making a new podracing game apparently. @Rimbo have you tried Ace Squadron? Have a buddy that enjoys that one.
  19. He's a piece of shit just like the rest of them. Fucking basketball terrorists. Hope they never win another title - and they needed Hali blowing out his achilles to make that first one happen.
  20. Meanwhile my fantasy team.
  21. May have to multiscreen y'all against the Cavs and my Spurs tonight.
  22. OH SHIT WE'RE PLAYING TONIGHT?
  23. Wemby has been playing angry all season. He's a total dog. "rat poision" my ass. We are here and we are now. Ask Chet Holmgren's bitchass. That said - like I said earlier - this team isn't winning a title - yet. You have to get fucked up in the playoffs a couple times first. Gangster.
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