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ztejas

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  1. Vandy above Texas is the laziest fucking shit ever.
  2. Like they blew out Texas? Bama is in. They didn't punish any of the CCG losers last season (and nor should they - ever) - even with an opportunity to put Bama in ahead of SMU.
  3. If they write SMU a big check they can have Lashlee. Kidding. I think.
  4. Maybe Guilbeau will get some snaps.
  5. And a consensus national championship in 1992 but okay.
  6. They don't punish teams for losing CCGs. Bama is in.
  7. Yep. Just like Dabo and Kirby and Harbaugh and Day and.... He probably already has a title if Brooks doesn't tear his ACL in '23 although that Michigan team was no joke.
  8. The guy who brags about driving a Tesla and got waived for playing like a total douchebag in a preseason game? I wouldn't bet on it.
  9. They would not be favored. Sagarin has us within 2 points now and FPI has us within a point. And we just beat them by 10. Not that I expect that dipshit to understand betting lines.
  10. ztejas replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    And it makes it really fucking easy to hire the next guy. "What happened to your last coach?" "He turned his career around and made a couple deep postseason runs and then got hired by an NFL team." "Great where do I sign?"
  11. ztejas replied to C-Man's topic in Football
    Why does that matter? Ole Miss doesn't owe him anything.
  12. Apparently you haven't watched Indiana play at all this season.
  13. Well. We did lose to Florida. Although I'd like for people to let themselves engage in the thought exercise of Georgia escaping Florida in the swamp vs. at a neutral site.
  14. ztejas replied to C-Man's topic in Football
  15. I was never confident about this game as soon as I saw the schedule. Add in the interim coach dead-cat-bounce and KJ and the D not showing up until the 4Q and it couldn't be a more predictable loss. Soft, undisciplined and unprepared at every level. Pretty gross season at the end of the day. Completely blew a game at home against a shitty Baylor team, got our asses kicked by TCU, completely blew the Wake game and then choked with a CFP spot on the line. We responded to real adversity one time all season and it was against a flawed Miami team that couldn't beat Louisville at home. Lashlee has a huge project ahead of him this offseason. There's too much money being spent to go 8-4 against that slate. Also Jennings needs to look prepared and like he gives a fuck more than 7 times a season.
  16. Make everyone play 9 conference games (frankly it should probably be more like 10) put 16 teams in the playoff, get rid of the stupid conference championship games and get rid of the autobids. The B10 title game this season could not be more pointless. Both teams will still get a 1st round bye. Like... why even play 100% or put anything on film if you're Ohio State or Indiana? Why not just play a bunch of 3rd stringers and walk ons? Ohio State didn't even fucking play in that game last season and won the damn national championship. Their opponent in the title game doesn't even play in a conference. Duke is somehow playing to go to the CFP despite not beating any of the other top 6 teams in the ACC standings and also losing THREE non-con games.
  17. Stanford is somehow getting drilled worse than I thought they would.
  18. Go get to work Lashlee. Fucking joke of a season.
  19. Please don't overturn this - SMU needs time on the clock.
  20. All of that just for this dogshit SMU D to choke the game away.
  21. That looks like a fucking TD to me....
  22. Glad SMU decided to play our worst half of the season in a defacto playoff game. Thank God the score isn't worse than it is.
  23. It's a good thing this one kicks so late. Probably not going to be appropriate for children to watch.
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