ztejas
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Viewing Topic: Popular comedians that are not funny. I’ll start : Bert Kreischer
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Fire Mitch. Trade Fox. Put Vassell in prison.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Wemby is playing 3 on 5 with Fox and Vassell out there. Holy shit this team is a mess.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
We're not going to get this. This isn't even a good challenge. DV almost hit him in the face with his elbow.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Yeah he was playing well and then he has to shoot open, high leverage 3s and he just disappears. He's just not a dog - no clutch gene.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Vassell gets his shots spoonfed to him like a child and still throws up on himself. Put Sochan back in the game. Trade Fox back to SAC.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
We might be better without Fox. Fuck me, man.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Curry b2b 40 games on our floor at 42 years old. Christ.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Sochan has a steadying presence for us on both ends and this team lacks that a lot of the time. He just straight up needs to play more. He rebounds, defends and runs actions constantly on O.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
When Keldon Johnson fouls him yes it is a foul.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
We're going to lose to these fucks twice aren't we. I fucking love Jimmy, man. Their whole team gets a garbage whistle I can't hate the player.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
The fucking refball.
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2025-26 Houston Rockets Thread - Back to Contention?
"Durant doesn't make his teammates better the way FVV does" - Chris Vernon, resident retard at the Ringer
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Blake Griffin is predictably awesome as an analyst. Haslem is great, too. He should probably be coaching. Yet somehow ESPN still throws Malika Andrews and Perk out there.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
I feel like I'm watching Scott Brooks OKC offense with this team. Except Westbrook clears Fox by a mile.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
He does this thing on defense though where he guards his man. I wonder if other players on the team can pick up on it. Pass the fucking ball Wemby.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
If so I'll probably hang myself between years 3 and 4.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
The officiating in this league is such a joke.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Does Kerr let Draymond fuck his wife? Back to back games they burn a challenge on some stupid Draymond shit that was obviously a foul.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Transactionally they do well I'm just concerned that there are some band-aids sitting above festering wounds that they don't have the balls to pull off.
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NBA 2025-2026 Season Thread
Minny may have the best contract in the league with Jaden McDaniels. It's like 25 per until 2029. That dude is such a fucking pimp. I think it was Zach Lowe who proposed some dumbass Gobert + McDaniels for Porzingis + Trae trade. I'm listening to that thinking... why in the everliving fuck am I shipping McDaniels if I'm Minny?
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
Vassell is on the books until '29 for $27 per and he's a ball boy. Minny has that exact contract for fucking Jaden McDaniels. Except Jaden actually makes less. Also he's one of the 60 best players in the league and DV is a bum. That last game really pissed me off. Like - it really fucked my night up. I'm back to having serious concerns about how we are running this team. The best offices in the league would have gotten rid of this Vassell contract and hired a real head coach last season. We can't just be cute and win titles anymore. The West is a bloodbath.
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San Antonio Spurs 2025-26 - Release the Kraken
He should have gotten more run on Wednesday. Throwing Sochan away would be so fucking stupid. Then again we're paying Fox $60M a year and Houston has fucking Durant for less than 50. I think our FO is kind of shitty. They got bailed out by the Wemby pick and will probably get bailed out by the Harper pick.
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What are you listening to right now?
I was just trying to get a rise. I'm not sure why he didn't carry over the same way that other artists did. Fortunately his shit endures. He's going to get rediscovered.
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What are you listening to right now?
This dude is so fucking underrated. I feel like Gen X unfairly panned him.
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Texas @ Georgia Watch Party - Austin - Celis Brewing 10001 Metric Blvd
Really hate to miss this one I'm actually going to be banging a bunch of native whores in Athens, Tahiti.