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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. Oh my Fuck Aaron Gordon
  2. I will say this Prime desk is great. Dirk/Nash/Griffin is a winner.
  3. Then don't watch. Fucking useless post.
  4. Houston is a really good team. Denver operates on a different level.
  5. Sengun is your best player. He needs to be your late-game bucket-getter at least half of the time. Durant needs to step back a little bit and realize that he isn't the best player on his team. If y'all can figure that out you're going to be an absolute nightmare.
  6. No way dude. Texas is better than Minnesota?
  7. This is the best basketball I've ever seen in my life.
  8. I watch us play Houston and then I watch what the Nuggets are doing and it's like... wow. We are so far away still.
  9. Denver is a fucking problem, man. @Aqua Buddha you better watch your fucking ass.
  10. My pants feel sticky after that Wemby fadeaway
  11. We are getting a nice whistle tonight. That said that's a 1.
  12. This would be a really, really good win. This Rockets team is a problem.
  13. Y'all need to put Durant back in the game.
  14. Love it. Wear the white Ant jersey all the time. He's on my fantasy team, too.
  15. This Rockets team is fucking filthy.
  16. Does Fan Duel/local affiliate get the game too or are we just on this ass Prime Video shit tonight? Also - I think we're about to get our ass kicked. But that's okay.
  17. Not as much though. The sex is better with the men. For her at least.
  18. My team this season has been so fucking bad and injury plagued it's worth my buy-in in comic relief. Both of my QBs and my kicker - the one bright spot on my team - got injured last week. That's just the latest fiasco. I have also Bowers and Hubbard. Think those were my first 2 picks. So that's gone well.
  19. My dad's family is like this. Wonderful people.
  20. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    Texas would be fucking insane to not try and keep Sark. And I don't think LSU should have kept Kelly. I agree there are a lot of other firings that make you scratch your head.
  21. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    You're going to drag this way off topic. There are plenty of Sark threads.
  22. Sounds good don't get shot. Or stabbed.
  23. ztejas replied to Fug's topic in Football
    I don't think Texas has that much leverage with Sark right now. Every current opening would hire him.
  24. I said it in another thread but TCU is still a really good job. I think Dykes is kind of fucking y'all by being just good enough that it's tough to fire him. You need an upgrade at HC.
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