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happyhookem

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  1. True story. I went to one of the casinos in Biloxi. I'm usually pretty good at blackjack so I pick a table and sit down. No big deal, win a little, lose a little. And then, lightning struck. I literally could not fucking lose. I was dealt a pair of 8's and split them. I got 3 more 8's and split them too for a total of five hands. Won all of them. Hit several blackjacks and ended up splitting pairs of face cards and aces. They finally ran another dealer to the table and, as usual, the luck lady went away. Still came home with a sizeable wad of cash and have not gambled since. I figured I had used up all my gambling luck and it was time to leave it alone.
  2. Just found this thread and have read the whole thing. The only thing I can say is that I have pretty much eaten everything on here. Some I had forgotten, a lot I still eat today. The only conclusion I can come to is that we are mostly a bunch of old folks. You younger ones are the kids of us and you got fed the same shit we did.
  3. A little Boudreaux's Butt Paste will help the butt hurt you must be feeling over me not being called out. We know these things without going to a cow college. And, no way would I pay for what you put out there as an education. Maybe you should fact check before showing us your dumb ass again.
  4. Take another mini vacation. Oh, and when you come back let us know if you found out the difference between a cow and a steer. A supposed graduate of an agricultural powerhouse such as aggy should know. Maybe ask the moose out front.
  5. Are you counting those that were in that officer training school or somesuch that was there? I don't those were aggy students. But, whatever makes you feel better, I guess.
  6. I would submit that those named and the others are a bit more selective and turn out better officers than the corpse (deliberate misspelling).
  7. I was born and reared in Hamlin so this hits close to home. Back in the day, and I mean waaay back in the day, if you knew where to hang you could get plenty of action. Being a bartender didn't hurt, either. I lived there for a few years and when Dyess guys went TDY the MILFS came out in droves. Hell, they were MILFS and cougars before those term were ever thought of. I've never been to CS so can't compare.
  8. Reminds of our "Thrill Hill" out in West Texas (not the Chuck Berry kind). You could get some serious air, but really needed to keep your wheels straight or you were in trouble. Dirt road, ya know.
  9. Leal specifically mentioned in his tweet "financial" considerations. Is his family to poor to get to Austin as opposed to CS? Or does aggy have their own Uncle Red?
  10. So, does this mean the new mascot handler and Reveille are going to be scissoring a lot?
  11. Hey, with 82 years left I'll give him an outside chance. Waaaaay outside.
  12. What in the ever-loving fuck made me click on that link? I need an exorcist.
  13. I do too. I just blame the brown spots on the dogs.
  14. ^^^ My hands would work nicely.
  15. You guys are missing the point. How embarrassing is it to have your sexual encounter described as "brief"? I would much rather have mine reported as a day long (or night) sexual marathon.
  16. If they do that to the spoon, just think what your insides would be going through. Or, what would be going through your insides.
  17. Savior or Satan? I didn't know he was tall enough to be either.
  18. In mine, I would be all over that for one night and say, "See ya later."
  19. Ya gotta love how the security guy goes after the cheerleader instead of the guy with the sword. And how the SMU guy is ready to clock the security guy until he realizes he's security. You went to school with Vic?
  20. Don't ask me. This was in the '60's, hence the area reference. I also don't think we were on the base. I lived in Abilene for a number of years and know you just don't drive on the base. True story, though. Maybe they felt the need to check her out. Surrounded was probably a bad choice of words. I did say jeep in front, jeep in back.
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