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texifornia

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  1. Hitting Cam Williams in the nuts every time he false starts would just make him dumb AND sterile, which I don't think helps us very much.
  2. The OU roster is so excited about keeping all the position coaches
  3. Remember when OU trapdoored two WRs from Mater Dei and pissed off the biggest pipeline school in California because they wouldn't have room for them on the roster? I remember.
  4. Deion Burks is technically still on the team. For the next ten seconds.
  5. https://www.on3.com/db/daniel-odom-154139/
  6. Sark says he's sober (with, it sounds like, a drink at a wedding mixed in now and then). Sark has a history of being comedically bad at hiding serious drinking while also actively getting worse at coaching while he drinks. Sark has not been seen by anyone doing anything embarrassing around alcohol in his time at Texas and the team has improved every year. Conclusion: Is Sark actually mostly sober, or is he drinking again but CDC is doing a North Korean level job of silencing the legacy media, social media, and regular people with cell phone cameras while the other coaches all pick up the slack for him without telling anyone about it? The answer is clearly the latter.
  7. Jackson Arnold might be getting iced out of both of his initial suitors
  8. Edit: damn @Teryor was quick on the draw
  9. Purdue Football after Texas strips it for parts
  10. We all know we need one. The only one mentioned so far is that the SMU kicker might bounce after the Playoffs.
  11. A&M reporters have been shutting the rumors on their side down with a quickness
  12. Davis hasn't actually set up a visit yet. Brandon Tucker, LB from ETAMU, has one set up, though.
  13. I've heard Passages Malibu and the Betty Ford Center are in a heated battle for his services.
  14. Minister of Public Information has a nice ring to it. Nah, the roster situation is bad, but it's more related to Bo Davis losing his eye for evaluation than the current staff being clueless. Sounds like at minimum there's a decent-sized warchest ready for the Portal.
  15. Hudson was out there handing out Austin travel guides and taking the team down to his family's house on Lake Travis on bye weeks
  16. Sheesh, when are these pictures from, 2010?
  17. If we're talking breakout female pop stars, Sabrina Carpenter is overrated nothingness. Chappell Roan has some bangers, though.
  18. He made a couple tackles while needing to be babied by the staff and pulled down six figures in NIL for production that a relatively cheap fill-in like Bill Norton easily outclassed. In some ways, worse than just dead roster space.
  19. No. There's no plan. Those guys who never played or improved and were complete dead roster space were actually the future of the program. We're completely fucked.
  20. Retread-a-palooza Mullen was a fun announcer but a sleazebag HC. We'll see what he can do with the bag game out of the picture, but he got guys into school after being caught on video beating the shit out of a girl, so he'll find some way to work the edges.
  21. From the cult to community college
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