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Kermit

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  1. Harrison Barnes looked old as fuck, Fox shit all over himself, Sochan is scared again, Harper had a rookie game, no Kornet = bad. How the fuck does Fox turn the goddamn ball over do much in the paint while dribbling???
  2. Just not happy with myself. He’s the most likable player on their roster though. The Clippers are ass mucus.
  3. Yeah, this is Chris Paul’s fault. I mean, imagine wanting to hold teammates and coaches accountable. Can’t believe I’m defending Chris Paul. What have I become?
  4. Brooklyn is in New York.
  5. 26 free throws in a game is nuts. Wait, that’s…THAT’S @Aqua Buddha’s MUSIC! Honestly, I know we give the dude a ton of shit, but he’s about to enter an era of awesomeness the likes of which will never be seen again in NBA fandom. Enjoy the ride, man. Also, fuck the Thunder.
  6. For being the most physical team in the league, the Magic sure act bitch-made when they don’t get a call. Also, bang up job by Mitch to not get Harper back in the game at the end when Fox was puking all over himself. Im still not convinced that he’s knows he can challenge. Dylan fucking Harper.
  7. January 2024 - neck February 2024 - back March 2024 - pussy April 2024- crack
  8. Throw SA in that tier too, if they want to part with Castle or Dylan Harper, my basketball crush.
  9. Sochan played much better and didn’t look completely lost. Still passing up wide open shots. Vassell was a train wreck. He and Keldon together on the perimeter defense is a horror movie. Harper was awesome as always. Thank Cthulhu for Luke Kornet.
  10. Dude honestly, this is the first time I’ve seen you admit that he does it. I think we’re making progress.
  11. Minister of Propaganda.
  12. He looks completely lost out there. He’s missing switches on defense, is poor at rebounding, and seemingly everyone he guards either draws a foul or scores. Offensively, woof. He has the dribble hand off down pat, I’ll give him that. I’ve never seen a player so terrified to be wide open. When he’s open under the basket, he freaks out and either goes up to slow or gets blocked. He’s been dunking more lately, but I think it’s because he’s scared to shoot anything. I did do some research on his girlfriend, well done Jeremy. Well done. Hopefully she stays with him when he’s on the Hornets.
  13. STOP LEAVING THREE POINT SHOOTERS WIDE OPEN. You don’t need to help.
  14. Well, this game is fucking over. Can’t make a goddamn basket, can rebound, can’t guard the three point line.
  15. Kornet injured or something?
  16. They’re wide open. Keep missing assignments and giving them second chances.
  17. If you’ll allow me to be me for a second, does anyone else see Sochan dragging the team down on both sides of the floor? I’m trying to give this dude the benefit of the doubt.
  18. What a fucking sports day. Goddamn, that was a great win.
  19. Goddamn, Dylan Harper can play. This was definitely Fox’s night, but that kid was the best defensive player when he was on the court, ran the offense to perfection when he had the ball, forced some shots (whatever, he’s rusty). Can’t believe they lucked into him again.
  20. Watching Keldon try to guard him reminded me of my high school days when I had to guard some prodigy from Roosevelt. Same result, probably with fewer “bitchass motherfuckers”.
  21. Watching Fox shoot threes I’m of the opinion that he’s not a horrible shooter, he’s just takes the shittiest quality shots. Horrible shot selection. When he’s open, dude is aces.
  22. Jeremy Sochan is legitimately terrified of the basketball on offense. Dude is a shittier Ben Simmons.
  23. Vassell tries to force too many dumbass shots. Dude just isn’t that kind of player. Defensively, just got killed on the perimeter again.
  24. Klay may be committing basketball terrorism with the Mavs on the court, but his interview is a must see after the game. Dude when in on Memphis and Ja in particular and he’s not wrong.
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