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Kermit

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  1. After all these years, motherfuckers still feed the fucking troll.
  2. The grift ain’t gonna grift itself.
  3. Well, it’s free right now. Let my indoctrination…uh…education commence!
  4. I’m guessing that no one who orders that constitution kit actually reads it.
  5. Is this what the young people mean by “edging”?
  6. I know the Spurs had extreme doubts about offering that contract, and I’m so glad they didn't have to pay that fuckhead that amount to hide from team officials. The HEB commercials with Kawhi are a reminder that you actually have to show up for some of your endorsements. Bitchass motherfucker. Ain’t nobody going to defend your mute ass now.
  7. I was in the same boat, but now the evidence is incriminating the Clippers and you just know that Pablo is itching for anyone to say anything about the falsity of these accusations so he can lower another hammer strike.
  8. Yeah, I think I’m gonna have to rethink my opinion on this and start to side with @ztejas. Pablo is baiting these idiots, dripping out damning info, and trapping them in a morass of their own making. Ballmer going on ESPN was just a huge mistake. The first rule of breaking the rules is to shut the fuck up. The more they talk, the tighter the screws. God, it’s refreshing seeing real journalism at work, even if it is just a stupid sports story.
  9. Pablo dropped another pod this morning. It’s…..not good for the Clippers. Probably going under the radar with everything that’s going down in this crazy world.
  10. That asshole is very good at getting paid mass amounts of money to do nothing. I’m extremely jealous.
  11. And instead of filibustering, the lead sucks off the entire chamber, because you can’t get pregnant that way, thus negating the need for abortions. The pink tennis shoes still get worn, though.
  12. Adam Silver is what Rick Santorum was accused of being (use Urban Dictionary, I ain’t posting what Santorum is here). They’ll never have a Stern again, because these dudes want a patsy (see Roger Goodell).
  13. I always thought that Hakeem’s blocks record was unbreakable, but if Vic stays healthy, he’s got a crazy shot. Vic is still a year younger than Dream when he was a rookie has played 33 fewer games, and is only 21 blocks away. Health is a huge concern, but he could do it. That Stockton record ain’t going anywhere. Either one. Fucking Jazz score keeper.
  14. I know that ESPN stopped housing actual journalists years ago, but to see the influence peddling and lapdog mentality in full view by every one of its employees is disappointing. Pablo Torre might actually inspire true journalistic endeavors from impressionable people in the field and in journalism school (if such a thing exists ). Kid is killing it, and I’m honestly worried for his wellbeing.
  15. Great. Just wonderful.
  16. The thing that sucks about all of this is that Steve really was an awesome owner on the surface level. He’s created an awesome environment, built a stadium with his own money, and competes. His mistake is tying his franchise to the greatest malingerer in the history of professional sports, who is also Uncle Scrooge-esque in his pursuit of the dollar and agreeing to be a dumbass to facilitate this greedy assholes arrival and continued employment.
  17. I hope so, man. But…you know. I’ve seen those who were dead to rights get away with it too many times to start sucking my own dick. But, I hope they nail Kawhi to the Tree of Woe. That would be nice.
  18. I don’t know, guys. The way the world works now is that the extremely wealthy make their own rules. Ballmer is worth more than the evaluation of the entire league. He’s probably worth more than all the owners put together. How do you punish someone who can litigate their way out of anything? Who probably knows where the bodies are buried? If anything, it’s a slap on the wrist. You literally have to get caught on tape being racist to have repercussions these days and even that isn’t a sure thing for punishment any more.
  19. I’ll be the one to say it. Espn is already covering for Ballmer, the NBA will investigate and find no wrong doing, Silver will threaten Dolan by saying “we know you did the same shit with Brunson” and use that to get backing for USA expansion which Dolan is blocking, everyone knows how to circumvent the cap without repercussions, the poors get poorer, Ballmer laughs at every one at the next governors meeting and whips out his peen which in a weird way looks exactly like his head, same hairstyle and everything and it’s also sweaty and loud. It’s either that or they punish him and for revenge he and the Saudi’s fund a rival league and completely decimate the NBA.
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