Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Playing Branham any minutes is a recipe for losing, which is why he’s starting I guess.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Okay, but could you write some fan fiction detailing the affair and frame it in such a way that it’s a threesome with the Coyote. Asking for a friend.
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NBA 2023-24
What jumps out? My team is digging below the basement?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hey man, that’s a pretty good lecture. You might have an NBA coaching career in you yet.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
The sheer fucking audacity. I still can’t believe he walked to the microphone to lecture the fans. After sobering up, 8 hours of sleep, Thanksgiving lunch, more alcohol, and the traditional audition of the finger puppets, it’s still one of the more condescending things I’ve seen a professional coach do. Credit to San Antonio, they booed that idiot louder after that.
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NBA 2023-24
Several lessons learned here if he fucked her (lol “if”): 1. Check the age of consent laws in the country you’re playing in 2. Card these girls (and guys, talking to you Dwight) 3. Do not under any circumstances take post-nut pictures 4. Have Chet tweet out your statement
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NBA 2023-24
You magnificent bastard.
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NBA 2023-24
Not good. I probably need to walk away for a while.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hey guys, we’re classy. Don’t boo. Meanwhile pay these exorbitantly high prices for a player we’ll misuse all year and surround with the worst goddamn supporting cast in NBA history. Look, here’s Doug McDermott, a piece of shit player who when he’s not missing a shot is turning the ball over inexplicably and fouling on a screen. Here’s Malaki Branham. We don’t know what he does, but man do we play him a lot. A little. I need a drink.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hey guys, don’t boo, meanwhile starts a SF at PG all season and “I’m so experimental, look at me’s” the fanbase. Meanwhile they haven’t won a game since Halloween. It’s Thanksgiving.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
This motherfucker is 3-12, and he’s got lectures for the crowd, but can’t lose a game by less than 20.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Fuck ‘em. Both of them. Start chastising the crowd when you decide you want to start coaching, you elderly gasbag. Suck a wine bottled shaped dick. Move your gold-bricking ass back to California. Stop booing? Man, fuck you.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
We need to have the Pop conversation at some point. It’s too soon for personal reasons, but there’s a retirement home where they’re chiseling his nameplate.
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Netflix Recommendations
Watched Blue Eye Samurai on a recommendation from a co-worker. Binged the goddamn thing pretty quickly. Beautiful show all the way around. Lots of tits and a nose dildo for those so inclined.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
It’s getting close, which I didn’t think was possible. Same team, win lottery, get worse. Did they hire Sam Hinkie?- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Goddamn, this team sucks. I don’t know how much analysis you can do over piss poor effort.- Texas vs UCONN- 6pm on ESPNU
Good job, good effort. Abmas pissing down his leg there.- Texas vs UCONN- 6pm on ESPNU
Chuckers gonna chuck.- Texas vs Louisville- 2:30 pm on ESPN
I like this Shedrick kid.- NBA 2023-24
Nobody: OKC fans: look at Chet, see how good he is, and how efficient he is, and they’re just winning, although ignore the help and support he has to usher him though a productive rookie season. He’s so underrated and under appreciated. Please love Chet.- San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I’m done with the Sochan experience at point guard. It sucks.- Texas vs iowa state - 7pm on Fox
Fuck yes.- 12-1 FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT
Matt Campbell is the rat Principal Hogarth hired to gnaw that thing off her face.- NBA 2023-24
This is the most anyone has ever discussed Kelly Oubre, on any medium, on any planet, in any universe. We did it. - San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
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