Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
More Wemby threes and him defensively on the three point line. The exact opposite of the second half. I thought they really slowed it down in the first half. The second unit with Sando and Blake fucking Wesley of all people was surprisingly effective.
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NBA 2023-24
I dislike Draymond passionately, but I would be over the moon if he was a Spur. I cheered for Bruce Bowen, Stephen Jackson, and Dennis Rodman. Dude sucks, but he’s everything you’d want in a supporting basketball player. He just thinks he’s a star, and that’s the issue. Like Aggie said, dude hit the winning lottery ticket and has fucked it up so bad that even Warriors fans are done with him. Someone on Reddit commented that the reason Steve Kerr’s back hurts so much is that he’s spineless (credit where credit is due). Sucks for Steph that he’s out there solidifying his legend status and the dopes he plays with can’t get their shit together. I’m so glad this is going down with Chris Paul on the team. May he never sniff a title.
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NBA 2023-24
Sources then say that Jackson was so distressed, he sent unsolicited nude pictures to another stripper.
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NBA 2023-24
Draymond has been absolutely eviscerated by Rudy Gilbert, of all people. The quote about him getting ejected in games where Steph doesn’t play is on point, and the quote about Steve Kerr defending his player knowing deep down he’s a clown is enough for Rudy to be on my all-time Kermit team. Congrats @MNLonghornFUKM, the trade was worth it all along. Fucking Draymond Green has made Rudy Gobert palatable.
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NBA 2023-24
Today I learned something I wish I didn’t know.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Yes. If I watch one more of these motherfuckers throw a goddamn bounce pass to a literal giant, I’m going to kick a puppy. It’s pretty sad when Devonte Graham, who hadn’t played a lick all season, comes into the game and instantly knows where to pass the ball. I wish his teammates old follow suit. Throw the ball up.
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NBA 2023-24
If Ant continues this trajectory of basketball deification, Karl won’t have to do shit in the postseason.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
No. Buzzbee went out of his way to make sure everyone knew that Pop knew jackshit.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That motherfucker is fat, drunk, and happy. Dude has the Jimbo contract.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
This is one of the worst NBA teams I’ve ever seen. They play stupid as hell, without any heart, and they make the same stupid mistakes over and over again. I doubt they win another game at this point. The best thing they can do for my entertainment is get in a brawl, but they’d probably fuck that up too. Oh well, I’m here for 82 games of this shit.
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NBA 2023-24
Oh man, Mavs fans are actually talking themselves into this.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I fucking hate Keldon’s game sometimes. Well, most times. Dude, you’re an ancillary player who needs to focus on defense, distributions, and rebounds. You are not ever going to be the focus on offense for a winning team. Pass the fucking ball.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Mauvaise sélection de tirs.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Victor, you’re awesome. Stop biting on fakes from mere mortals. Thanks.
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NBA 2023-24
You hate to see it
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NBA 2023-24
You play it again next year?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I figure they let Sochan play pg for the year, draft a pg, move Sochan back to sf with new skills, ?, and profit.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
The line-up with Vic as the 5 is the tits.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Victor needs to stop shooting transition threes. Just fucking stop. It’s stupid.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
This court is fucking gorgeous. Love everything about the uniforms and warmups too.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That was brutal. The Knicks kicked the shit out of them.
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NBA 2023-24
I know the Spurs are putrid defensively, but he was cooking at an insane degree. Special player. I really like Indiana’s offense, but it’s hard to tell whether they were transcendent strictly because they were playing Victor and the Ne’er-do-wells.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Sheesh. Just burn the tape.
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Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles
This is an implosion.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Transcendent talent, team makes no effort to get him the ball. Instead, let’s chuck up a prayer.