Everything posted by Kermit
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
It works. But good god can that asshole shoot.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Maybe don’t have Trey guard the walking foul bait.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
He gets that foul call every fucking game, but we have to challenge if that asshole gets called for a foul.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Devin Booker, falling down, and getting a foul call. Worst trio since Blink 182.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Hope Devin is okay. Groin tightness does not sound great.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I’m sure there are some self-sucking Spurs fans out there. Definitely not here, but somewhere.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
This is churro power.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Still three turnovers. So happy.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Yes.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Three turnovers in the first quarter. Hell yes.
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NBA 2023-24
You guys know how I feel about Kawhi, but after hearing Big Baby opine on his system-ness, this video should be on repeat in practice…
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
They figured something out in the third quarter. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe Phoenix just eased off the pedal, but it looked like everyone was patient, set effective screens, and attacked once they got the matchup they wanted. It resulted in fewer turnovers.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
What in the Real Cholas of San Antonio are you fuckers talking about with regards to Sochan and Wemby?
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NBA 2023-24
I call it the Patty Mills statistic: measures chucking.
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NBA 2023-24
He does that shit all the time though. He’s a goddamn basketball savant. It’s like looking through Larry and Magic highlights and seeing the most ridiculous shit only to have 30 more minutes of ridiculous shit in the video that if anyone else did them on the court, would be play number one in their top ten. The spectacular is routine for players like him. I’m sure it’s one of the great plays if you boiled it down, but for Jokic it’s a Monday night where for three hours he’s not participating in horse racing. He’s fucking amazing.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
I’m just thankful they didn’t call the travel on Keldon’s drive.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
When are Suns fans not angry?
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Victor about to be inundated with churros and Victoria’s Secret.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
They really practiced patience with the offense in the third quarter and it’s made a lot of difference. Vassell is fucking awesome.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
That was a nice dunk.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Should rename this thread “Missed Threes and Turnovers.”
- NBA 2023-24
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NBA 2023-24
Yes! This is the trade I’ve been waiting for. There is no player to truly stick a knife in any team culture and destroy the postseason quite like James Edward Harden Jr. The Clippers now have all the injury prone stars and malcontents. The only ways this ends in a championship will be an act of God, charity for all the money James has given single mothers over the years.
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San Antonio Spurs '23-'24: Hoops, Hype, Hair Dye
Man, I’ve looked for some silver lining in his play to lessen the bitching in which I am 70% responsible for, and I’d probably be less of an asshole if he wasn’t giving Šamanić effort out there. Dude’s not even trying. It would be nice if Bassey got more playing time.
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NBA 2023-24
I don’t know if I’d go that far. You’ve got one of the greatest passers of all-time catching the defense off guard by throwing it to a wide-open, prolific leaper and dunker. It’s a badass play, though.