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Gaffords

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  1. Our QB who got away last year just might show up in the portal before long... He's buried on the bench full of talented QBs who have more experience. There's been rumblings....
  2. Works fine if the ones on the bench don't have the same attitude as the ones on the field. Our defensive disaster Saturday was a group effort, not just a few select players.
  3. Our biggest problem is the culture we've spent a decade plus creating full of players who are beyond resistant to change... Our defense giving up 58 points to Kansas was a blatant FUCK YOU to the coaches for Bo Davis yelling at them and until we burn it all down and purge the cancer, I don't think there is a coach one who could turn it around. Especially when you lack the depth and/or what depth you do have is still a part of the problem. You can't force change without leverage.
  4. Why are we still fielding a team this year?
  5. I know a "motivational speaker" or two who would change their perception of this... But if that failed, we still have the monkey.
  6. Yeah, about 10% is on the coaches and 90% on the players... It's a culture of Take The Loss right in the pussy that gets passed down from class to class.
  7. America went to shit when they took coke out of coke.
  8. If this were aggy, I wonder what turdition would come out of this one... Lawsuit against China 100 years from now for infringement on the real monkey king?
  9. Does that mean we can finally get this monkey off our backs?
  10. I was thinking of a cult on a compound, that, eats, breathe football, burnt orange and the evil ways of that heathen school across the Red River that brought the towers down... No Madden, no video games period, but yard ball every weekend from 4 years up ..
  11. There is no excuse for both our lines to be as shitty as they are and have been for ever.... We haven't had a decent offensive line since like Colt's freshman year.. We haven't had a really good oline since the bulk of our last NC team graduated... Which is stupid. The quality of your season hinges on the quality of your lines.
  12. Post of the day here.
  13. Haha. I was kinda thinking along those lines as I typed that... The thought was they would come out more like bitches than the 11 yr old.
  14. Maybe we need to send out defensive unit, one by one into the back yard and have the monkey show what is supposed to happen when someone invades your shit.
  15. Will it even matter who QBs next year?
  16. After this one, I stand corrected... It might be time to scrub all seasons since Colt left and mothball the program until we can get Colt to take over as HC... He's been around football at all levels for a long time now and it's virtually impossible he would be any worse than what we've had in a long time
  17. At the end of the day, we are pretty much right on track with the W-Ls most predicted at the start of the season.. I didn't have oklite as a loss, but they are playing much better than anyone thought they would... It just blows to lose two games that should have ended as statement making wins... And I'm not sure why anyone of us are surprised. It's been like our signature mark for 10 + years now.... I don't know if bitchassness keeps seeping down from upper classmen to the freshmen year after year or what, but this shit needs fixed yesterday... We had OU so butt fucked that if we had any leadership on the field (defensive side mainly) the coaches should've been able to take a nap the entire second half with the only concern being if they slept too long, our offense would break the century mark on OUs ass, and the defense would be over by the OU bench throwing the horns down! There is no excuse why the cotton bowl didn't end in an epic OU beatdown of Moses proportions.
  18. When your defense struggles to either stop the run or the pass, you are looking at a shit season season with a couple or more losses to teams you should have beat on paper. But when your team struggles to stop the run and the pass... Yeah... trainwreck... 3rd and 7? run-pass? Flip a coin, because that's what their OC is doing. There's about the same odds of getting a first down either way. Rush none rush 5, equals to about the same pressure... Blitz? Oh yeah, we've got that fuck! Dammit the QB used a two inch hip juke to avoid the fingertips of the blitzing fool that just ran past... At times I can only picture our would be tacklers sweeping ice in front of their ball carrier... But the most infuriating thing of it all is, as inept as the defense has been, if we would have made only half the plays where the defensive call put someone (at times more) in the right spot to make the play, we would be a one loss team with a huge win over a high ranked OU, and wins over two other ranked opponents with Baylor about to become our 4th ranked bitch... I'm not ready to throw this coaching staff down the disposal yet, but there is zero excuse to be had for allowing either blowhoma schools back into the game just to make it close, and almost unforgivable to let them actually pull out wins... It all starts and stops with the defensive line and I'm not sure we have any combination of players to fix that this year... Maybe-hopefully stop the bleed, but this isn't an issue that can be fixed "overnight". It'll take some serious portal voodoo, juco magic, and possibly the sacrifice of a virgin or ten to the recruitment gods to get the bodies in next year who can make an impact right out of the gate.
  19. I'll assume a decade of taking it in the can would have that effect on many of chocolate starfish.
  20. I think he's worried about the whole rape thing. You never know who it could happen to this day and age... But then again, as often as it's happened to us over the past decade+ by teams with half a pulse and a few with no pulse at all, you think we would either be pros at it so anywhere we play it would be just another day grabbing our ankles or we would've gotten pissed the fuçk off that we would have ended this shit like 10+ years ago, instead of trending more towards being the other Kansas without basketball... At least we still have another 90 years to go of this shit before we start celebrating winning halftime...
  21. Pick your poison... With this set of players it's either 400 on the ground or 600 in the air... It seems they elect to give up the ground and hope someone will actually stop the runner before the endzone instead of praying our secondary (safeties) not getting taken to the woodshed continually. I would hate to see what one of pirate's solid teams would do to this secondary / defense.
  22. Screens are about fooling the D? Somebody should have explained this to GDGD years back. If any of his screens ever fooled OU with their 11 + defenders lined up two yards from where everyone knew the screen was going, it was a bad or dropped snap that ended up being a run right into the biggest mass of OU bodies we could find... for a loss of 6
  23. I knew someone who died from this just a few months ago... It's a lot more common than most know.
  24. Sucks but a close win is probably better than a blowout this year. I can see where blowing out OU could set the trap for this team next week vs. okie lite
  25. He definitely has Ricky's cuts and vision, but not quite his speed or power. I think Bijan has a little better balance though. And he is just as fun to watch go to work.
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