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Gaffords

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  1. Let's run this down and put it in while killing some clock... Time to stick a pin in their inflatable "bass boat" and end this.
  2. Yeah we but they haven't shown much ability to stop us consistently.
  3. I'll forgive him. I imagine his head is spinning. First time in this rivalry. Game plan working light years better than he expected it to... Gotta feel a little intoxicating and hard to keep every thought together in his head. But halftime will give him a chance to absorb it all and get back to work... ...and then it is going to get real for sooner. Poor sooner trailer trash.
  4. Fuck Reggie, but I'll let it stand for Bijan.
  5. It's on YouTube.
  6. I'm impressed with the lack of stupid penalties. This coaching staff fucks! What a huge difference from the past decade.
  7. OU SUCKS!!! Go Texas. Bijan is going to give us a Heisman!
  8. If we keep this up, this game will be huge for recruiting! Could be the game that seals the deal for Arch Manning... Go Texas!
  9. This is the best of college football.
  10. 28 in the first!!!!! Fuck OU sucks... I'm a true believer. Please don't let this be a drunken, passed out dream .
  11. We're not fucking around! Hook 'em!!!
  12. It's probably all part of Jimbo's plan. After the year aggy had last year vs blow shit sec teams, he knew the crazy expectations aggy would have for this season. And being a huge surly fan, he's well aware aggy hasn't had back to back conference winning seasons in 20 years. So how to take the money and run... Get more money.... Reveal your new qb that throws more picks than tds... If he goes down, showcase your backup QB who has more seasons with the team, who besides sucks worse, doesn't know a single play we run... They should figure out on their own that even with my back to back, back to back, highly ranked recruiting classes, we are worse off than when I took over... Hmm, this aggy, might need more. Figure out how to get the little bit of experienced talent we have left quit the team halfway through the season... Yeah, get a little bug in their head to save themselves for the next level... Now to make sure we get mudholed even if some of them decide to play inspired. Time to piss off Saban... "Saban's my bitch!" They're too aggy to catch on... Unless I let one in my house and they realize everything is already packed... That should get me ran out of town at the whistle of the final game. 9 a year for the next 9 years... Profit
  13. Troll or not, we need to help get this trending and let the national audience discern trolls from aggy... Damn, this could be a great game show plot.
  14. This is one of the very few rivalries where you can disregard how the season gone for either team so far, because 0-5 or 5-0 doesn't mean shit when the cotton bowl rolls around... Lot of fans say that about their own rivalry games, but this one of very few rivalries that has a long history of the underdog fucking up the favored.
  15. But it leaves no doubts.
  16. OU struggled vs. kSU. Struggled vs. WVU (who TTU just beat). OU has struggled to put anyone away all season. We are going to Cornhole them this weekend and put an end to the stretch they've been on for ever now... This weekend marks the beginning of Texas reestablishing its ownership of the rivalry. And just in time before stepping into the SEC. It's time to remind both OU and TAM who their daddy is.
  17. With our commitment today from aggy's sure thing speed demon, you know that feeling in the pit of their stomach, has got to be really starting to churn... The closer bevo gets, the more unbearable aggy will become for the other fan bases...
  18. That's aggy at it's finest. Miss St. Is below us because we actually beat them half the times we play... They're a non factor to aggy. LSU is at the same level as Miss St now that we've beat them 2 or 3 times. Alabama is the only team equal to us because... ...well because they are another elite, blueblood like us...
  19. Saturday can't come soon enough... I'm about to jump in my truck, drive south to Oklahoma, and Bomar the first dickweed I see in crimson and and cream while yelling OU SUCKS!!! Get back in my truck and drive back to Denver.
  20. I take it you weren't a fan of the gator roll?
  21. JC scared the cOck sUckers.
  22. That would definitely be enough to keep me completely blitzed every single day for 13 years. Or at least until I could lose enough games without it looking obvious to get fired, or my liver says no mas. It's time to go see how much (whatever) you can get out aggy that has passed to the other side.
  23. I wonder what goes through Jimbo's mind every time he hears: Manzell Elite Sleeping giant Bigger/richer than Us and Alabama As storied as Blue blood Redass Held down Have the best All-time top 5. Out of time. If Bevo didn't cheat If it wasn't because of, we... I can't imagine being a new coach never exposed to the real aggy. Chuckling, grinning, nodding my head in agreement... Until it dawned on me - I think these fools are serious! Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden? Oh God, Im going to be sick.... My iced tea was in a mason jar at lunch.
  24. Without messing with the freebies, aggy has scored 10-10-22. The only non pay-to-win game they've won was by 3 points over a horrendous Colorado... Anyone who can somewhat consistently find the end zone (or uprights) is going to give them problems. Miss St. Just beat them at home without fielding a defense. (I don't think Colorado fielded one either)... Aggy could catch some breaks and win out -bama. Or they could lose them all -their cupcake. I can see losses to bama, LSU, and 'Ol Miss. Tossup on Auburn. Likey winS vs. Mizzou and SC, but I wouldn't put money on either game. Now, lose BIG to Alabama (which could easily happen even with Saban letting up on the throttle and just running the ball the second half), and the wheels have a good chance of coming off. It happens to many of teams that come into a season believing they are king shit... (Even through they know the loss is coming, they really thought they would beat bama this summer), a blowout by 'bama could send them to Missouri completely deflated. Then this season will get ugly for aggy. And I wouldn't be surprised if Saban senses blood and decides to set aggy's recruiting back season or two. ( Maybe the sec already called Saban and told him to hang 100 on them for trying to nuke the expansion).
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