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BearSchlong

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  1. I'm keeping it. Also here to reiterate I’m long ASTS. My son got in at below 4 and its trading around 50.
  2. Thanks for the 7% bump.
  3. Any RSU potential for you?
  4. That's the year’s best post so far.
  5. So the beds have LED lighting that illuminate underneath, presumably so you can locate things like slippers, socks, etc. Last night I come into the bedroom, she is sleeping, her side of the floor is lit up like daylight, and it took me a few minutes to locate her bed remote so I could douse the light.
  6. True. Really a head scratcher.
  7. Ok so lets go JJ.
  8. Come on Tommy. (or Scottie). Today is the annual day I thank my lucky stars that I didn't marry my 110 lb strawberry blonde girlfriend with perfect tits whose daddy lived on the 16th hole at Southwind. (I have had drunken midnight sex on that green). I mean, God bless her, I hope she is doing well, but that marriage would have been a beating except for the endless golf with henpecked FedEx execs, and all the Corky’s ribs. #germantowngirls. I was way too wild for her.
  9. I want Fleetwood to win this so bad, mainly because Cam Young won last week. That would be poetic, the two best guys to have never won on the PGA tour getting it done on consecutive Sundays. Otherwise I want Scottie to win everything all at once. Walked with Tommy one year at the Dell and was so impressed with his ball striking.
  10. I wonder how much of it is retaliation? The FSI part of BAE systems is my biggest customer but they gotta be loving the bump in military spending.
  11. From me to my wife who had a meeting with our county GOP chairman. She refused to show him my texts because this particular meeting was in her professional capacity as a state employee. Backstory - this guy used to have a portrait of Obama on his desk. In 2013 we sit down to dinner with our wives and he tells me his plan to go into politics as a Republican. I ask for his views on an assortment of subjects - all of which sit squarely in the democratic platform. I tell him, bluntly, that he sounds like a black democrat who realizes he can't get anywhere in Texas politics without changing teams. He disagrees, saying how disillusioned he is with the Dems and that their policies are perpetuating the black underclass. Keep in mind this was well before MAGA was mainstream. Fast forward 12 years and he is the GOP county chair and on the school board. I mean hey, mission accomplished. He acquired political power. Sadly, his wife passed from cancer, leaving him as single dad to 3 young children. I've got blood family in elected local judicial posts so I choose my fights, but lately I’ve gotten a lot louder.
  12. 5 years no interest. And I live in Beaumont, not River Oaks.
  13. Maybe its an asian American California thing, but I've always said/heard “the wind is from the north/ out of the north/its a north wind” when it is blowing towards the south. Not throwing shade on superhero, he's one of my favorite surlys but I had to wonder if maybe he had the boat in full reverse at some point. Its midnight and my wife and I just had a fight because we agreed to watch a show (in the bedroom, where a tv SHOULD NOT exist and predictably she promptly fell asleep. So I have to get up, start looking for the remote, and then turn the light on and search each layer of comforter/blanket/sheet, all while moving the dogs (marriage-sabotage beasts) so I can turn off the fucking television. She asks why Im being mean. I counter with you're being thoughtless, inconsiderate and disrespectful. Of course it's lost, so I unplug the TV. Then I get the bright idea to download the Samsung app to my iPhone, plug the tv back in, and attempt to pair the virtual remote because Im a problem solver, but I can't the pair the devices without the remote. So she's half asleep, bitching about why I’m being mean to her. I tell her I'm trying to solve marriage friction, she mumbles something about doing it tomorrow so I say fine and go unplug the tv. I'm getting real close to just sleeping in another bedroom from now on. But I bought an $16k bed with adjustable/vibrating bases and top of the line mattresses so why shouldn't I get to sleep on the most expensive bed Ive ever owned? But they are twins, so we can each control our side even though they are pushed together. I'm thinking about just moving my bed into a spare bedroom, sans TV, and acting like nothing happened. And when she broaches the topic of marriage therapy I will calmly say “you plainly prioritized dogs and Grays Anatomy over your marriage. I spent thousands attempting to accommodate you but it clearly wasn't valued.” Most nights I just throw a set of blue tooth bose headphones that are paired to th TV in her lap, grab my cool blackout eye mask from the freezer, and go to sleep. I just want to go to sleep when I feel like it without a battle. Tomorrow I’ll get a nice dog enclosure and put it in the foyer of our detached guest house. They can adjust.
  14. Like Billy Horshel did some years ago. Came out of nowhere and won it all.
  15. The 10th is my birthday too. I'll always remember you on that day.
  16. My kid lives about 10 minutes north of all those places in the super chill neighborhood of Andersonville and Ravenswood. That's how my Chicago goes these days. Glad you enjoyed it.
  17. The Sandler and Bryson break 50 on youtube wasn't bad. Sandler actually has some game.
  18. The graveyard scene was a little funny.
  19. Honestly I never imagined Xander with a sense of humor. Totally changed my perception. I can see tour events where people randomly spout “that's what she said” and “I think I have a fork in my ass!” to him incessantly. Not to mention Zalatoris being called “Blondie” I'll admit to fetish for Charlie Hull. “You fine assed British redneck” I wonder how many people are gonna invite Nelly Korda or Nancy Lopez to “Lunch? Benihana?”
  20. I've had a shitty week, its raining so Im not on my boat, and the first 4 minutes are incredible. Realized he is punching Bob Barker in the video game, and threw his clubs away in a Trojan logoed golf bag. I think Steve Busceme pissing into a mailbox ought to be the official surly .gif Thank you people for indulging my weirdness.
  21. The scene where he gets paired with 3 randoms would have been better if JD had been included and done JD shit but was unrecognized as well. I think he was completely underutilized. They could have lost the nerdy guy and gone with the cute chick (when she did the split in the sand trap I lost it. I'll bet they left a sandy vag joke on the cutting room floor) and the big guy with the ‘fro.
  22. And it would have been so much funnier if they had included you in their universe of cameos.
  23. Yes. I laughed at eminem shouting “Detroit” while being eaten by alligators. Great flick, especially the effort to at least live up to the original. “More blueberry crumble, Mr. Couples?” And Daly eating hand sanitizer…”ooh, that's actually hand sanitizer!” It was a barrage of cameos, I’m sure Ill watch it again tomorrow. But the fact that will Zalatoris sorta looked like the original caddie was awesome.
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