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BearSchlong

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  1. And I’m going to tell the Masters team off when I see them next month in Boston. Stop making stupid commercials. You have the Masters and Wimbledon. Hire whatever agency Rolex and Mercedes are using and STFU.
  2. I’ve got 6 rose bushes that need planting and a huge bed to mulch. IBM has some stupid commercials.
  3. Affirmative
  4. My point exactly. This morning sitting in church at St. Andrew’s Presbyterian I had Paramount coverage playing through my Bluetooth hearing aids while pretending to pay attention to Palm Sunday services. My grandmother spun in her grave.
  5. I’ve never even imagined having a penis (mine or any other) in my mouth, but I would have probably blown a hobo for a $150m check. Hell, I would have hung a plaque commemorating the event for family lore in the foyer in my new house in Jupiter. If you’re a middling 4 win with maybe a lucky major career 400 tournament/300 cut made $32m grinder (no pun intended) you absolutely take that NIV money. Like that skinny Australian kid whose name I can’t remember (Cam something?) who cashed his check the week after winning The Open, IIRC.
  6. Unless it’s revealed he kicks puppies and beats children, or uses a foot wedge in competition, or stole money from the locker room at SMU, I’m ok with his weirdness. You can’t deny he transformed from weird science protractor on the green guy to fuck it let’s have fun guy. I really want Rory to beat him, mainly as payback for Pinehurst. I don’t begrudge Bryson the blood money, but Rory probably turned down half a billion on principle.
  7. Whoever created that IBM watsonx ad just mailed it in.
  8. I’d love to see Scottie/Bryson and Rory/Lowry in the last two groups. Lowry is my 2nd favorite golfer after Scottie. I’d love to see him get a major, especially if he’s beating his best friend. I’ve always had a soft spot for guys with a little extra padding, starting with Craig Stadler, because they remind me of me. I’ve done a complete 180 on Bryson after not really liking him when he first came on tour. Pinehurst last year made me a fan, plus all the fun shit he does on YouTube. You just know Scottie is going to have a day where he gets locked in and rips off 4 consecutive birdies and avoids bogies for a -6. I hope it’s tomorrow.
  9. I have no experience with that. Give it a shot! What could possibly go wrong? My cult of choice only requests a few dollars to cover the cost of coffee and whatever the Methodists charge us for the meeting space.
  10. BearSchlong

    1923

    No, wife’s stepfather’s EX wife’s ancestors did.
  11. BearSchlong

    1923

    Had dinner with my Galveston-born FIL last night and we were talking 1923 and chuckling about the beachfront scene. His first wife’s grandfather was a Maceo. Their descendants, including his children, are still making millions in the booze business.
  12. I think it’s a great compromise having a big book NIV version. Can’t understand the King James? Here, read this as a concordance.
  13. I agree 100% with you, but then again I have the original manuscript coffee table book in my living room and fancy myself a scholar of all things AA. But I sponsor a lot of guys who can barely read. It must have been incredibly challenging to modernize the language while preserving originality. For example, the plain text version has the original letter from Dr. Silkworth directly next to the plain text. It does a masterful job of explaining “moral psychology.” I don’t know about you, but that is a concept in the big book which I have always thought deserved greater explanation.
  14. Maybe 2 or 3 of those guys would have made the cut in San Antonio. Maybe Fatrick or Bryson makes the Masters cut. Possibly Phil because of experience.
  15. She’s a true believer in public service and protector of the oppressed. I think she is courageous, especially if she can prevent chicanery.
  16. Oh, and she interned for Al Gore and hasn’t once voted R. They hired her without an interview.
  17. And I loved your text, let’s talk on Monday.
  18. Thank you, and I agree. I’ve already got a major aerospace project dead in the water because the FedRamp professionals have all been fired and replaced by 23 year old Tesla bros. Shit is going to start breaking in federal IT. Actively adding to technical debt isn’t the flex they think it is. Nobody on my team can reach any contracting officers. Still, unless they decide to PIP me I may have just deferred taking a package at EOY2025. One of my very good friends used to be in IT Management with JPMorgan, and now he runs a construction contracting company. Happy as a lark.
  19. I chuckle when my generac app notifies me that my unit is “exercising.” I’m guessing it charges the starter battery and moves oil around. That reminds me, I guess I need to extend the warranty past 2026 as mine was installed in late 2021. And to the previous post, I need to change the oil on my small Honda backup backup unit.
  20. Some guys on YouTube also said cottonmouth scales protrude over the eyes and cover them when observed from above.
  21. Some of these Amazon reviews are hilarious. I’m glad my wife is a noncombatant. Dirty bastard lol
  22. If I had acreage and outbuildings, I’d get a cat. But I have a regular lot surrounded by public wetlands and detention ponds, and my dogs love to eat cat shit so that’s the friction there. Just found this water snake in the back, maybe he will eat them. Since zero day when I started this thread, enemy casualties are nil.
  23. Found a cool snake ID app. It saved his life. My dachshund found him in the garden.
  24. Cottonmouth or water snek? I’m thinking the latter.
  25. On Monday my sister starts her job as a lawyer with CBP.
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