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BearSchlong

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  1. I read this on the banks of the Yellowstone River, while tanning ribeyes and watching a herd of elk. My wife has 4 years left to vest. Staying at a magnificent house, and I ruined ol Mr. Boudreaux’s dinner by telling him it was designed and built by a west coast Democrat. Poor bitter ol fucker was sweating a drink so bad today I sat my wife down and told her look, your uncle is about to get the shakes bad, is acting like an asshole, and if you don’t get him a bottle of scotch and a case of beer I’m gonna leave his ass here without a car while I go adventuring.
  2. God what a beating. I’ll bet Scottie was happy to get off the course today. Had a little fun on ChatGPT. Alright, here’s the roast version — why it’s painful to watch Patrick Cantlay play golf: • Watching Cantlay line up a putt is like waiting for paint to dry… if the paint also had to check the wind, re-read the grain, and call a rules official. • He doesn’t “play golf,” he commutes through golf — slow, joyless, and always stuck in traffic. • By the time he pulls the trigger, you’ve had enough time to order food, get it delivered, and watch a Netflix episode. • His pre-shot routine has its own back nine. • Even Jim Nantz has run out of synonyms for “deliberate.” • At the Ryder Cup, European fans started chanting “Hit the ball!” — and half of Team USA joined in. • Cantlay’s highlight reels are longer than the Lord of the Rings extended cuts… and contain about the same amount of action.
  3. 3-2-1 Put em on at 240 for 3 hours, wrap em in foil for 2, then the last hour unwrapped. Use some yellow mustard as a binder and some pork rub, spray it with apple juice every once in a while, and for god sakes peel the silver skin off first. If you run out of time just wrap them and stick them in a broiling pan at 350 until tender. Of course my answer is 12 hours too late so how did they turn out?
  4. And we all know Henley follows it up with huhum 68s and 69s while Scottie shoots 66s and 67s. Its over.
  5. You can take the boy out of Beaumont, but you can't stop him from sticking his dick in the only living neanderthal. I have 120 mutuals with that cretin. Head scratching, because most are attention whores, some are Dems, about half are dead, and none are ex-cons or drug addicts.
  6. As chronicled on another thread, I've spent about $500 this year in professional extermination costs eradicating mice. It is incredible the places they end up. A mouse can squeeze through an opening the diameter of a #2 pencil. Their skulls are tiny and they can contort their bodies to follow. In my case, I have 4 house perimeter bait boxes plus two in the attic, refilled every 6 weeks by my guy Luis. Mice eat the bait, leave the house to go find water, and die of dehydration. After trapping 50 of them I went nuclear. Such is life adjacent to a 1,000-acre field.
  7. For back to school his agent should pitch a golf bag that resembles this.
  8. So Bhatia aces 17, winning the car, and the announcers set him up so he has to give the Caddy the Bimmer.
  9. Or change the settings so he only gets the Spanish translation.
  10. Not bad, actually, but its option year subscription inertia getting me to 100% OTE. I have begun working very closely with a big aerospace firm and a DOD agency, which has been enlightening and interesting. DOGE doesn't try to bully .mil people, but holy smokes USAID and civilian agencies are getting bent over. Culture shock is I'm not ex military.
  11. From time to time I’ll wear a Baylor quarter zip in the NE and people will ask me if its Boston University. Plus isn't a part of owning a trademark the responsibility of enforcing it? IIRC that's why the Aggies sued the NFL Seahawks over the twelfth man thing.
  12. Great AA meeting on Catalina, by the way. At a little church towards the back of town.
  13. Viking thinks my late father and his late FIL who would be about 120 now are sitting around the house with millions sitting in the bank. Every single day they bombard me with booklets about how I need to cruise Europe’s waterways. I'm not kidding when I say I discard about 50lbs of their catalogs annually. +1 on Norwegian Haven class. Its awesome.
  14. I'm keeping it. Also here to reiterate I’m long ASTS. My son got in at below 4 and its trading around 50.
  15. Thanks for the 7% bump.
  16. Any RSU potential for you?
  17. That's the year’s best post so far.
  18. So the beds have LED lighting that illuminate underneath, presumably so you can locate things like slippers, socks, etc. Last night I come into the bedroom, she is sleeping, her side of the floor is lit up like daylight, and it took me a few minutes to locate her bed remote so I could douse the light.
  19. True. Really a head scratcher.
  20. Ok so lets go JJ.
  21. Come on Tommy. (or Scottie). Today is the annual day I thank my lucky stars that I didn't marry my 110 lb strawberry blonde girlfriend with perfect tits whose daddy lived on the 16th hole at Southwind. (I have had drunken midnight sex on that green). I mean, God bless her, I hope she is doing well, but that marriage would have been a beating except for the endless golf with henpecked FedEx execs, and all the Corky’s ribs. #germantowngirls. I was way too wild for her.
  22. I want Fleetwood to win this so bad, mainly because Cam Young won last week. That would be poetic, the two best guys to have never won on the PGA tour getting it done on consecutive Sundays. Otherwise I want Scottie to win everything all at once. Walked with Tommy one year at the Dell and was so impressed with his ball striking.
  23. I wonder how much of it is retaliation? The FSI part of BAE systems is my biggest customer but they gotta be loving the bump in military spending.
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