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BearSchlong

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  1. Holy shit yesterday was the worst sick day of my life. Got started on antivirals, a z pack just because, and some steroids. 102 fever that wouldn't break until late in the day when I took a cool bath. Every molecule of my body hurt. Sunday night I grabbed a test kit from the back of my medical cabinet and it showed positive immediately. I guess today is day 2 and fever and body aches are gone, for now. Just posting as a PSA that its going around. I suspect I was exposed in Tampa, or on a flight to/from there.
  2. Start each day on the putting course, and play the cradle barefoot. Better yet, have some drinks at the deuce before and after the cradle.
  3. Just taking money from the states and pushing it at Musk while simultaneously owning the libs.
  4. NGL that article brought tears to my eyes. I stopped into a local joint for lunch earlier and was the only patron. I sat down and busied myself with my bank app, structuring my dry powder into some 90 day CDs, until some box faced bitch walked in wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with a snowplow and “Trump Snowflake Removal.” I just looked at her in disgust.
  5. In other news, Charles Howell III earned $500k or so more than Scottie for a 2nd place finish in LIV’s little 54 hole tournament of eventual-winner BDC, unlikeables, random promising talents, unprincipled whores, and washed up has beens in Korea. Fatrick Reed was overheard commenting “fuck them kids” before surreptitiously lifting Ian Poulter’s wallet from his cart bag.
  6. I’m going to miss Warren on stage chomping on a dilly bar. I meant to go back to Omaha this weekend and use my discount to buy an Omega at Borsheim’s. What’s really impressive about Warren is he was able to successfully manage a throuple. “Warren? Yes, Susan? You’re a hopeless but ungodly rich OCD sweetheart, I’m feeling stifled and moving to San Francisco, but my friend Astrid is coming over to take care of all your needs.” Their kids accepted it, and they even sent Christmas cards together.
  7. I’m betting Scottie murders 18 after that chip on 17.
  8. No, it’s Bibigo’s fault.
  9. Now I’m craving Korean food.
  10. Fuck me running this is a clinic by Scottie. He had to order dinner using uber eats? Get your shit together, Meredith. /hesjustlikeus
  11. Wind howling from the north, conditions awful, but sometimes a man has to confirm he can gather protein for his family for the coming zombie apocalypse.
  12. The Four Seasons was outstanding.
  13. Your experience in the 90s was probably 100% accurate. That was before.
  14. My company laid off 9,000 or so Americans effective April 17, so the numbers for next month will be reflective. Go to any consulting company subreddit and there’s evidence that this is widespread. I know Accenture, Deloitte, BAH, and dozens of others did the same. But we have over 10,000 openings in India. Thanks for your explanation of what I’m sure is government’s best good faith attempt at measuring employment numbers, but I don’t believe them for a second. All the WARN act did was make companies reduce headcount in stealth mode. I’m in Federal markets, and if those job losses were included then we’d have an even more dramatic shitty employment numbers. I’m inclined to not believe a single metric reported by this administration. Our own VP of government affairs, a former chief of staff to the secretary of commerce under a previous administration reported in an internal call this week that job losses at the federal level are in the hundreds of thousands. Actually, your explanation explains perfectly why the mass firings took place later in the month. And what about the hordes of contractors who simply had stop work orders?
  15. So what is Scottie’s winning score going to be? -30? I know it’s only Friday, but who can catch him?
  16. I wouldn’t hate playing 3 twice, but then again I use that magnificent heaven like a daily fee, calling the day prior and getting squeezed on wherever they have a spot. Maybe one day I’ll stay at the resort so I can play 2 and the others.
  17. Congrats JGrayDBU. My wife bought back a few years of ERS for $18k and her retire date is 5 years from yesterday. She’s gonna have a fun time doing whatever she wants while I still work for 10 years. I was overweight on NVDA and jumped out north of $114. I’d forgotten that I had a standing sell order for $140 until I got an error message. Replenished my dry powder for later this year.
  18. I still have PTSD from the mountains of shit Phelan and Covey shoveled into my mailbox last year. Every single fucking day it was crammed full of propaganda. I live on a private drive now but the same goes for door hangers and flyers. Tv? Everytime I turned it on someone was screaming “Dade Phelan is the lab grown cross between Joe Biden, Ho Chi Minh, Vladimir Lenin, and chairman Mao!!!!!!11!!!” Covey canvassers forced their way into Dade’s living room when he wasn’t home and harassed his wife, and wouldn’t leave until DPS forcibly removed them. Then they stationed a trooper in front of his house for the remainder of campaign season. I personally had a MAGA clad asshole covey supporter come into my garage while I was sweeping to start an argument. Then another young adult stopped by and wanted to take a survey, and when I told him he should be ashamed he looked at the ground and said “look, man, I’m just trying to earn some money and they are paying well” which made me feel horrible and apologize for being an asshole. Just typing this post makes me tremble in rage. It’s a stupid bill but I can appreciate the motivation. Covey and his fracking backers tried to ratfuck him and thank god he won the runoff - this time.
  19. Sigh. I served on student government with this guy, and he was my next door neighbor for a few years. I was too busy drinking Bill Clinton’s liquor to really notice his wackiness, but in hindsight I am not surprised. https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/s/xYfrDVt7Pn Edit - my opposite side neighbor was David Crowder.
  20. That was my reaction as well. And it was done so well most straight people had no idea.
  21. My kid’s professor at Mizzou came up with the sonic guys, won a ton of awards. He told the class that according to focus groups they were the most positively viewed gay couple in America.
  22. That whooshing sound is me falling into a bamboo rod internet wormhole.
  23. Every time I walk into my laundry room, seething with irritation at my wife’s habits, I think of you and just let those resentments slip away. And I kiss her on the head and thank God that lack of housekeeping is her most glaring character defect, and I thank him again for her putting up with my cranky ass. In all seriousness, holy shit that 10 years flew by. What a wonderful transformation! Congratulations and bro hugs.
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