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BearSchlong

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  1. It was me. #stollenvalor
  2. Stop there again on the way home, go south 1/2 mile and Rabideaux is on the left. Stock up. You’re welcome.
  3. My dachshunds are going from zero to two gas fireplaces (master bedroom, living room) next week when I move. Gonna be a couple of hotdogs.
  4. Looking at the playoff bracket, a loss doesn’t really hurt the Lions from what I can tell. Might explain his aggression.
  5. His voice still makes me want to go buy a new pickup.
  6. And to think, the last time JJ and JJ were on the field together, I got drunk and swam naked in the Brazos.
  7. Using anything but the scan and pay app on your phone in Sam’s is just a waste. I haven’t been to the checkout line in years. Christmas Eve day I walked in, grabbed a nice trimmed beef tenderloin, scanned, paid, flashed the QR code to the door monitor, and was back in the truck inside of 5 minutes total.
  8. Lmao no. She is just loud.
  9. Actually, I needed some understated chili cap toes to complement my brown Strandmoks, which are admittedly a little over the top. And I had $60 in AE bonus bucks, so thank you.
  10. Please, no. She just has a big personality. She has my sweet nature and her mother's sense of dramatic flair.
  11. Sorry to derail the bowl talk. Does anyone actually buy AAFLAC? If I understand their value, it’s indemnifying against health care insurance out of pocket maximums, right? What am I missing? They’re obviously profitable.
  12. This. 95% of CFB fans will never see their team in a playoff. It’s already semi-pro football and everyone else.
  13. Good job, FSU marketing dept.
  14. She has a strong, dominant personality. It’ll take a special guy to commit matrimony without homicide.
  15. Not usually, no. But she and her stepmom spent the afternoon getting mani pedis and apparently the discussion at the nail salon was like the hair salon scene in Steel Magnolias.
  16. Nope. She’s obviously got my father’s instincts.
  17. Maybe it’s a midwestern thing. She’s probably just pulling my leg.
  18. My daughter says that 80% of the “male” youngsters (early 20s) consider pegging a routine sex act. In fact, it’s very common for a guy to own his own equipment. That is mind bottling to me. Not because I’m prudish, rather, it never occurred to me. (“Dad! Geez! I can’t believe you put that on surly!!”)
  19. More like 35, and Michael Lewis is timeless, IMO. Always a good read, more so with the benefit of hindsight. The Undoing Project is one of my favorites.
  20. Daughter: “get up. We’re going fishing.” Me: “it’s 40 degrees.” Her: “tough shit, wear layers. I’m going back to Chicago on Saturday so boo hoo” Slayed the trout and flounder. Most 23 yr old daughters don’t boss their dads around like that, but I’m happy to let it slide.
  21. Thoughts and prayers for those who still suffer. https://abc7amarillo.com/amp/news/local/ring-in-2024-sober-texas-liquor-laws-may-leave-new-years-celebrations-dry-san-antonio-texas-sunday-hurry-alcohol-purchase As you might know, liquor stores in Texas are not open on Sundays. However, in addition to Sundays, stores are prohibited from selling alcohol on selected holidays as well including New Year’s, which is Monday in 2024. Local liquor store owners say if you don’t act fast before Saturday night you'll be left without alcohol for 61 hours.
  22. AAFLAC!
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