Everything posted by BearSchlong
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Any of y'all in-state, Aggy Lite, left behind motherfuckers have anything to say now?!
Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up. Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin. Here’s to new beginnings. Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother. Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right? Best wishes in the SEC. Go Louisville.
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Today we settled all family business
Farewell. With y’all gone, who do we vilify now?
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Yeah, I went ahead and took the liberty of opening up the new one. Congrats, yall. Every new beginning comes from another beginning’s end.
- Fuck SEC refs!
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Any of y'all in-state, Aggy Lite, left behind motherfuckers have anything to say now?!
Congratulations on the win and your new conference.
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Leaving kids overnight
Allegedly, my ex-wife’s father would drive her from DeKalb to Love field, grab his suitcase from the trunk, and tell her to drive his car home. When she was 12.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Okokok I’ll stop. To be fair I think the dodge thing is a SE Texas/Houston thing.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
How about I don’t insert anecdotes above my reply next time. lol.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
I’m gonna need a list of surly posters who drive Dodge trucks. Cause every time I see blatant bad behavior, 99% of the time it’s a Dodge. Apologies if I offend anyone, I’m just reporting an axiom. Just last week I saw a dodge driver brake check a semi rig. Genius. My wife and I do the same. Now, let’s talk Altimas…
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I'm An Alcoholic
Arrived early at the men’s meeting tonight, and was looking through the cabinet for the meeting binder when I found some Al Anon literature.
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Tell me please about North Carolina
Wilmington has a perfectly good airport as well, direct flight to DFW.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
That's not good. As an Army parent and taxpayer, I'm hoping your intel is wrong.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Yes on both fronts, but no kid in their right mind is watching drone videos on Reddit thinking sign me up for that. My son’s biggest fear is field grade and general officers with PowerPoint decks. And the 82nd is already pivoting away from human recon.
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Supermax is where the bombers/cereal killers go.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Laser blasters.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Had a long talk with Lt. Bearschlong over the past few days, and this conflict is causing wholesale changes in US Army doctrine. Armor and artillery is now obsolete. The future Army will travel at 60Mph on 4-wheelers and technicals under a phalanx of drones and missiles, blanketed with offensive and defensive electronic warfare systems. Light and nimble.
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
[mention=1783]ocugolf[/mention] is MAGA uncle the one that connects y'all to the cousin that used to filter TFG’s social media? When I went to bed last night, my wife, DIL, and daughter were shooting tequila and singing Alanis Morisette at the top of their lungs. Went downstairs to get a cup of coffee this morning and the kitchen looks like a war zone. But nothing approaching the damage I did when I was 23. I'm grateful they all have fantastic singing voices though. Last hurrah before deployment, which is looming on the horizon. I want to move to Pinehurst.
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Cool so she can babysit while we go to the US Open right? My son will be deployed but my DIL can drop us off/pick up. Seriously, congratulations!
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Aren't you in NC now? Taking the fam out for dinner in Pinehurst tonight.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Rudder taking in the NC early morning pines/ Army housing. Yes he is an Aggie. And a very good dog.
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Tell me please about North Carolina
It is. Happy Thanksgiving from military housing.
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Whatever happened to Numbers? I know it's the wrong thread, but still. ?
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Official 2023 bitch about your family @ the Holidays thread
Bravo, @ocugolf. Moar!
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Nah that's Philly bruh
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Fuck TSA
Flight attendant eyeball removers. Or forceps, depending on your worldview.