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BearSchlong

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  1. Yeah I got something to say. I’m an old guy who grew up on SWC football and have less than 10 posts in the football board in the last decade, so I’ll speak up. Congratulations on the Championship. It’s about fucking time UT football didn’t shit the bed. Texas wasn’t playing for a championship today so much as escaping a reputation for habitual underachievement. Thank God Texas finally stumbled upon a HFC who hit rock bottom before he got to Austin. Here’s to new beginnings. Rooting against a SEC Texas seems hollow, so fuck OU. From now on I hope Texas prevails, now that it’s not like watching your dumbass brother beat up on your annoying brother. Also, this board should be vastly improved from now on because this afternoon ends the whining, right? Best wishes in the SEC. Go Louisville.
  2. Farewell. With y’all gone, who do we vilify now?
  3. Yeah, I went ahead and took the liberty of opening up the new one. Congrats, yall. Every new beginning comes from another beginning’s end.
  4. BearSchlong posted a topic in Football
    Just trying to be helpful.
  5. Congratulations on the win and your new conference.
  6. Allegedly, my ex-wife’s father would drive her from DeKalb to Love field, grab his suitcase from the trunk, and tell her to drive his car home. When she was 12.
  7. Okokok I’ll stop. To be fair I think the dodge thing is a SE Texas/Houston thing.
  8. How about I don’t insert anecdotes above my reply next time. lol.
  9. I’m gonna need a list of surly posters who drive Dodge trucks. Cause every time I see blatant bad behavior, 99% of the time it’s a Dodge. Apologies if I offend anyone, I’m just reporting an axiom. Just last week I saw a dodge driver brake check a semi rig. Genius. My wife and I do the same. Now, let’s talk Altimas…
  10. Arrived early at the men’s meeting tonight, and was looking through the cabinet for the meeting binder when I found some Al Anon literature.
  11. Wilmington has a perfectly good airport as well, direct flight to DFW.
  12. That's not good. As an Army parent and taxpayer, I'm hoping your intel is wrong.
  13. Yes on both fronts, but no kid in their right mind is watching drone videos on Reddit thinking sign me up for that. My son’s biggest fear is field grade and general officers with PowerPoint decks. And the 82nd is already pivoting away from human recon.
  14. Supermax is where the bombers/cereal killers go.
  15. Had a long talk with Lt. Bearschlong over the past few days, and this conflict is causing wholesale changes in US Army doctrine. Armor and artillery is now obsolete. The future Army will travel at 60Mph on 4-wheelers and technicals under a phalanx of drones and missiles, blanketed with offensive and defensive electronic warfare systems. Light and nimble.
  16. [mention=1783]ocugolf[/mention] is MAGA uncle the one that connects y'all to the cousin that used to filter TFG’s social media? When I went to bed last night, my wife, DIL, and daughter were shooting tequila and singing Alanis Morisette at the top of their lungs. Went downstairs to get a cup of coffee this morning and the kitchen looks like a war zone. But nothing approaching the damage I did when I was 23. I'm grateful they all have fantastic singing voices though. Last hurrah before deployment, which is looming on the horizon. I want to move to Pinehurst.
  17. Cool so she can babysit while we go to the US Open right? My son will be deployed but my DIL can drop us off/pick up. Seriously, congratulations!
  18. Aren't you in NC now? Taking the fam out for dinner in Pinehurst tonight.
  19. Rudder taking in the NC early morning pines/ Army housing. Yes he is an Aggie. And a very good dog.
  20. It is. Happy Thanksgiving from military housing.
  21. Nah that's Philly bruh
  22. Flight attendant eyeball removers. Or forceps, depending on your worldview.
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