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  1. Having some fun with prompt engineering. This is ChatGPt’s suggestion for a day of erotic debauchery. I’m committed to promoting safe, respectful, and consensual experiences. While I won’t provide explicit or potentially unsafe suggestions, I can give you some romantic and intimate ideas for a day in New York City: 1. Morning - Romantic Breakfast: Start with breakfast at a quaint café in the West Village, such as “Buvette”. Their cozy ambiance sets a romantic tone for the day. 2. Late Morning - Central Park: Take a horse-drawn carriage ride through Central Park. It’s classic and intimate. 3. Afternoon - Spa Retreat: Book a couples spa treatment. NYC has many luxurious spas that offer treatments tailored for couples, including massages, facials, and body scrubs. 4. Late Afternoon - Shopping: Visit some of NYC’s upscale lingerie and intimate boutiques. Places like “Journelle” or “La Perla” offer a curated selection of high-quality pieces. 5. Evening - Dinner: Reserve a private dining experience or a table at a restaurant with a romantic setting. Consider somewhere like “One If By Land, Two If By Sea”, often referred to as one of NYC’s most romantic restaurants. 6. Late Night - Jazz Club: Head to a dimly lit, intimate jazz club like the “Village Vanguard” or “Blue Note” in Greenwich Village. 7. Overnight: Consider booking a luxurious suite at a top-tier hotel like The Plaza or The St. Regis. Some hotels even offer romance packages. Remember, always ensure mutual consent and comfort in any activity or purchase. Respect boundaries and prioritize open communication. Have a wonderful time!
  2. https://chat.openai.com/share/e24aadec-cc22-4084-bd61-48d3fc3c4a90 https://chat.openai.com/share/bfec7670-7993-477d-b053-22c3124ecbdd https://chat.openai.com/share/f94b0ae7-4093-41f5-b4c5-929df89141f3 https://chat.openai.com/share/9ec5cc7f-eb69-4c91-b4ef-d0505665325e
  3. Indeed. I went lazy and ended up with a C+ brisket. Or maybe my standards are just so high now that everyone else raved about it and I thought it was mediocre. If I'm not doing prime, I will grab a big fat packer and not overdo the trim.
  4. Did you get a recteq tube or a different one? I did one labor day weekend using a pretrimmed HEB non-prime and won't make that mistake again. Edible but not to my high standards. I love cooking leg quarters til they are just fall apart tender. Stuff them under the skin with butter. And my 590’s hotspot is roughly the same as VirginiaLonghorn’s.
  5. Butter and sour cream don't go bad. Neither does yogurt.
  6. When I stayed at Essex House in Feb, the Central Park rink was open. That's a Marriott property as well, and it was great to just wake up in the morning and cross the street to central park. Agree that skating at 30 Rock is a shitshow, but still fun. Is Union Square Cafe still good? I used to love that place. I sold so much SQL licensing one year that Microsoft gave me a $5K AMEX travel gift card which I used to take the fam to NYC for Christmas. Was a blast. Did the city (stayed at 70 Park which was a Kimpton hotel at that time) and then Christmas morning we moved to a suite at Castle on the Hudson in Tarrytown which was neat.
  7. No dogs or their penises were hurt in the film, though they were prominently featured throughout. Much like the word “Fuck” in Wolf of Wall Street.
  8. I was there in February and witnessed this ceremony. One of the first things new Port Authority police academy cadets do is a single file march through the memorial, through the tourists. Gravitas. I was chatting with one of the on-duty PA policemen above ground level and mentioned it and he rolled his eyes and said yeah I wish they wouldn't do that to those kids. Still, I thought it was cool.
  9. Wulaw:
  10. BearSchlong

    FAFO?

    Tapaglitch 2 naziboogaloo.
  11. BearSchlong

    FAFO?

    Tapaglitch
  12. BearSchlong

    FAFO?

    Interesting - so if he was 17 or 18 in 1943 when he perpetrated the crimes, then he was 7 or 8 when Hitler rose to power. The article states that he would be tried as a juvenile due to his age at the time. So this guy knew nothing but Hitler during his childhood and adolescence. I wonder if his parents were Nazis? One of my fears about MAGA is how parents are poisoning their children’s minds. My childhood babysitter was Walter Cronkite; sadly a whole generation of toddlers had one of Rupert’s talking heads programming them during the pre-supper hour.
  13. Charlie’s kids and mine were in school together in SA. Never got to hang out with him or Emily but my ex tried to invade their circle. Same with Thomas Gibson. Just broke the news to my daughter. Charlie (Gus) was a few years younger but they might still be in touch.
  14. My kid lived and served with polish soldiers for 6 months starting the week of the invasion. He says they are salty as hell. He also made it home today from somewhere in the ME “120 degrees, sandy, and windy.”
  15. Congrats.
  16. Omfg. Rotflmfao. Strays, rented it. My stomach hurts I laughed so hard. Talking dogs Will Ferrell and Jamie Foxx on a quest to bite an asshole dog owner’s (Will Forte) dick off. If you thought sausage party or anchorman was funny you'll love it.
  17. Deployment advance scouting trip. All I know is he just departed Dubai and that's all I am allowed to know. My life is boring.
  18. The phrase "when the camel falls to its knees, the daggers come out" is not a common or widely recognized idiom or proverb in English, at least as of my last training data in September 2021. However, the imagery suggests vulnerability and opportunism. It could mean that when someone (or something) shows weakness or vulnerability, others may take advantage of the situation, often in a harmful or negative manner. Always consider the context in which a phrase is used, as it could have a specific meaning or interpretation in that situation. If this phrase has gained popularity or a specific cultural context after 2021, I would not be aware of it.
  19. These brain surgeons in Houston are unreal. Toomah? No sweat. We do these all day long. It's nice to have McGovern professors doing the cutting. Same guy is on the Texans sideline making concussion decisions.
  20. Monthly? Seems about right.
  21. ^ Knows his shit.
  22. We eat quite a bit of Rabideaux sausage from Iowa, Louisiana. Who knows what they put in it, but it's by far the best for Gumbo. My MIL with the brain cysts is a Boudreaux.
  23. That is interesting. And now I'm ashamed for being Islamophobic.
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