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Dutch

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  1. Rodri hasn’t lost a league match since February 2023. He’s by far their best & most influential player.
  2. Nah, fuck him.
  3. Yup.
  4. Stan needs to. And make it £600k. Apparently that’s how you get officiated fairly by PGMOL.
  5. This was beyond the Oklahoma St level of rigged officiating. As a wise man once said, Fuck this fucking game. I’m tired, Robbie.
  6. City’s owners got their moneys-worth from Michael Oliver. Fuck him. First and foremost. Straight WWE level shit that cocksucker pulled. If the outcome’s already decided, why do we even bother watching? But we all know, and it’s obvious to everyone, that delaying a restart is The Arsenal Rule. Other teams can do that all they want (Doku sure as hell did), but every instance will be carded on us. Trossard - already on a yellow - gave Oliver the opportunity to send him off, and he took it. He CANNOT do that. He’s got to be smarter, especially after Rice was sent off in the exact same circumstances Fuck this fucking game;
  7. Wonder how they’ll manage with ~ £900m-worth of players on their bench. Fuck City.
  8. We’re still in London. Wake up, Arsenal. He’ll be off to Madrid soon enough.
  9. Benny Blanco reportedly played through an injury most of the back half of last season; whatever this issue is must be serious enough that he needs a bit of rest. Penne Blanco has looked good, but City away is a hell of a 1st start.
  10. corn is now 3-19 in their last 22 one-score games.
  11. I’ll raise my hand admit that I said WTF when Arteta brought him in at the deadline last year. Very happy to be wrong. Dude is definitely one of the top five goalkeepers in the world right now, maybe top two.
  12. Reportedly eight weeks on Cap. Here’s to a lot of “1-nils to The Arsenal.”
  13. The club usually underplays injuries, so I doubt we see him back until after January. Maybe February. Fuck intentional breaks. Every Arsenal player had better “pick up a knock in training” before every remaining one this season.
  14. PGMOL: Michael Oliver will officiate Sunday’s Arsenal - shitty match. Football fans: Wait… Isn’t his credibility in reffing shitty matches compromised? PGMOL:
  15. Nah shitty can get hate in every thread on Surl. Let’s hope his hamstrings hold up; he’s been getting back to his best form.
  16. The fuckwads at PGMOL just need to rename the rule to what we we already know it is: The “we only called this shit against The Arsenal because we hate them.”
  17. Whatever we’re paying Nico Jover… it needs to be quadrupled.
  18. THATS ALRIGHT.
  19. TOTTENHAM.
  20. What an absolutely massive result. This is the ultimate smash grab, fuck off win. Down nearly our entire 1st choice midfield… found a way. LETS GO YOU GUNNERS. LETS. FUCKING. GO! Oh, and GET FUCKED, PGMOL.
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