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Serak The Preparer

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  1. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing 'Hallelujah.
  2. No need to hop over to SSS, I got some footage from the Starbucks and ID'ed his license plate. That license plate is like a rash all over the computer. The car belongs to a known traffic menace. His name is @Eastwood. He's got a record a mile long. And he's a Teacher. The address? 1060 West Addison.
  3. If you want to redefine "analytics" to "I made this up to argue against" then you are absolutely correct. Of course, actual analytics takes things like score and win probability increase (which incorporates time left in the game). This is not to say that any system should be fully relied on of course, as it doesn't know relative strengths of specific teams or health of specific players. But if you think any analytics systems says to go for it on 4th and goal with ten seconds left in a tie game, well, let's just say you may may be a perfect fit for the A&M AD position.
  4. Oh shit, when CTJ hears you posted in CR again...
  5. It's also a bureaucratic fuckup rather than anything to do with abortion or intentional cruelty. The rapist was automatically granted joint custody when the victim listed as name as father while applying for benefits. A fuckup to be sure, and one that shouldn't happen (I have no idea if the process has changed) but he didn't apply for any custody and the the custody was quickly rescinded when his crimes were shown to the judge. Shitty reporting and click-bait is not unique to the Newsmax's of the world unfortunately.
  6. I would go with #109 - "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.". And I think he got it just right, except for that pesky dignity part.
  7. I get why it's on the list and it makes sense to be on it, but a bit funny to see an earthquake on a list of weather-related games. I missed that day in meteorology school.
  8. Holy shit @Zeus has 87% of the posts in a typical Cowboys thread?
  9. Well slorch, I have some good news and some bad news for you...
  10. I was going to be a little more direct, I think Junior and CTJ aren't hip to 15 year old tv shows.
  11. I think that 19% of Californians are near-sighted and think they're voting for the Family Feud host. Would be great to see him in the Senate, not gonna lie.
  12. Which states rights do you want? MAGA: "Oh, you know the ones..."
  13. Um, you are aware that Earth has Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western Hemispheres, right? You one of them flat Earthers?
  14. Sorry @Deej, I couldn't resist giving the new 8-rep cycle. I'll offset on other posts.
  15. They would have to. Otherwise the "new" #1 is still going to say they were screwed. it causes more problems than it solves. I think we are in agreement that FSU should be #4 (assuming they are in) and manufacturing any way to have them at #3 is more convoluted than the committee just saying "based on combination of record, H2H, and current strength".
  16. I thought about that but then that's even messier because the committee has to publicly say "we think Michigan is the real #1 but we felt forced to have FSU as #3 and didn't want to penalize Michigan, so we also swapped Michigan and Washington". It's much cleaner to just have FSU at #4 which accomplishes the same thing without unnecessary #1 / #2 swaps.
  17. This. I don't see any way the committee has FSU in at #3. They/bama are at #4. Putting FSU in a #3 is a real screw job to the #1 seed and I just can't see the committee doing that.
  18. This makes no sense. If the committee wants to send a message about OOC games then it's Texas and FSU. FSU won OOC games against both Florida and LSU. Texas won OOC game against Alabama. I am not sure if you are aware of this, but Alabama lost their big OOC game. You shouldn't get credit for a big OOC game if you lose at home by double digits. I do obviously agree that Alabama is better than FSU w/o Travis but it's not because OOC games matter.
  19. The dumbest predictions in this thread or Twitter are ones that have FSU as 3 seed. If the committee puts them in (and I suspect they will but who knows) they sure as shit aren't going to give Michigan a tough game as a reward for being 1 seed while gifting WSU a virtual bye. FSU will be 4 seed or not in.
  20. In the great tradition of making a joke funny by explaining it, was making fun of closetohumping for reposting transfer tweets that he saw online. The joke being that the only possible way to have seen this was in this very thread. There, now I made it funny.
  21. I assumed it was more of a "dying from laughter" kinda thing than "dying from impact". You can't tell me that isn't a risk.
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