Everything posted by ousux
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
- Texas vs. Florida- 2:30pm on ESPN
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
Position- couch Starting status- first sip of bourbon will kick off about 2pm.
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2025 Game Week 5: Texas at Florida
I refuse to swallow even a drop of this rat poison.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Goddam, it's like the big galoot just belly-flops after the snap on running plays. Embarrassing That might be a better strategy vs whatever tf he's doing now.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
We need the SEC Shorts Vandy pimp guy on campus to muster up some gaf among the students. Call it handwringing if you like, but the only team we played with a pulse resulted in an L, and we looked like shit the next two games against shit teams. Until I see us put up a Sammy State type performance on an SEC team, concern is valid.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
The fans may bring out the bags for their heads if we go up two scores early, but we can't discount Florida players auditioning for the portal or whoever the new coach will be. I've only watched parts of two of their games this year, but their defense plays hard and pretty sound. We almost NEED to go up too scores early...if Billy figures things out on offense it could get interesting...and I'm not interested in that type of excitement.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
You don't think Vegas will also favor BlowU if they remain undefeated coming into the shootout? Seems everyone has written off the Horns at this point, but I guess we'll see how things play out the next couple games.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Not sure that was in the budget, but we do get escalators now and everything looks freshly painted. Baby steps
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Just saw an article about the Cotton Bowl spruce up being completed. Not too bad tbh, but my expectations weren't sky high because of the price. This means we're mudholing the cheating gooners this year, right?
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Auburn @ Oklahoma
I mean when your head coach makes a name for himself by stealing offensive signals, what do you expect? Vegetables simply can't win consistency when his CIA level bullshit is taken away. The Conner Stalions scandal at Michigan is the worst thing to happen to to BlowU.
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Game thread: Texas vs Sam Houston
Why so optimistic? I'm hoping for 9-6
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Game thread: Texas vs Sam Houston
Flardah is going down to the Canes. Not sure if that helps or hurts is. Their defense is legit though.
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Game thread: Texas vs Sam Houston
I do wish Sark would allow Lacey to air it out a bit.
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Game thread: Texas vs Sam Houston
I didn't mean it that way, but sure..whatever. We already either have our QB of the future on campus or close to it, and it ain't Owens.
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Game thread: Texas vs Sam Houston
Welp, Owens will probably jump into the portal now and tear shit up wherever he lands.
- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
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I'm sick of the attitude around here
Thanks for the copious amounts of sunshine pumped straight up my ass, but I still have PTSD (including late night flashbacks) from the Charles Strong and Mensa experience. Hell, even the last 4 seasons of MackBrownTexasFootball have scarred my psyche. Excuse me if I have to see this team perform at a high level against a team with a pulse before I declare the entire program NOT in dumpster fire status. So far it hasn't had much effect on recruiting, but that part is next if the ship isn't righted, and very soon.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Can we place some of the blame on Warby Parker? Maybe Arch had less than successful lasic surgery in the off-season? I mean, we know squints eyesight devolved after he left high school so.. None of this makes sense to me, how can he possibly be more accurate as a backup, and then regress after an entire off-season and fall camp as the starter?
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
At this point I wouldn't mind seeing Caldwell or Owens out there.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
No playoffs this year boys and girls, but don't let that affect your psyche. Let's just enjoy making a shit tier bowl this year and hope for better next year.
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Jesus tapdancing Christ. Are we really in a standoff with UTEP at halftime? Please tell me I'm hallucinating
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Ain't this the fucking truth
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
Yes, UTEP is sneaky good. /Sunshine pumper
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Texas vs UTEP - 3:15pm on SECN
So this is a playoff team ranked #1 pre season? Fuck all of that, we'll be lucky to land a NY6 bowl.