Everything posted by BigSwingingD
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Uhh, that would be Penis. Because, you know...aggy.
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[Monkeying Around] Jeff Banks…
Suit the monkey up and have it chew Purdy and Kolar's face off during the 4th quarter. Problem solved. Your welcome. Hook'em
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Fat Gary? He gone.
Fuck that fat, sweaty, negative recruiting mother fucker who could coach your grandmother into an all Big 12 DBack. Sayonara. Hook'em
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
That's actually a good idea. User name totaly checks out. We can call it closetorehab. Hook'em
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
I pray to God your wrong. If you're not, I will change my user name to: ijustshovedclosetojumpingintotheabyssandthenjumpedthefuckoffrightafterhim I'm not sure my liver can take it. After the OSU game I was actively trying to recruit hot coeds for the OL. Those little cock blockers would be better on the field than what we put out there. I was overserved...by choice. Somebody give me some good news... Hook'em
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is interesting. I would have laughed if I read this on Friday, but now it makes sense. Be interesting to see what happens in the back half of their season.
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OU sucks game week.
My brother sent me this pic. He lives in Australia. Just confirming that blow U sucks worldwide. Lets beat their ass. Hook'em
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
This is where the Surly crowd sourced 100 gallon barrel of lube would come in handy. Lets help our regarded little brothers out. Hook'em
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2022 - WR Brenen Thompson
- Texas opens as a 3 point underdog v Oklahoma
Maybe we will beat them by 3 points.- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
As a Christian, this is uphauling (NTTAWWT). That being said, fuck aggy. Total cult. Hook'em- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
It is fully earned and guaranteed and that is the problem. Aggy is stuck. He won't change. Do you think that cuck is going to turn over the offense to a new coordinator? No way in hell. They can't force him to do shit. Even if he did, he would micromanage the shit out of him. It will be interesting to see what happens to their recruiting this year and next. The current SEC teams will be all over them. I think Jizzbos tenure at aggy is going to mimic the roller coaster. Clickity clack mofos.- Grading the Team’s Performance Week 2
Appropriate that the offensive total was 420 because...well...because. Hook'em- RV trip of awesome to Fayetnam
@Wulaw Horn @RGBIII @immamac God speed, gentlemen. Safe travels home. Thank you for the laughs. As always, Hook'em.- RV trip of awesome to Fayetnam
@Wulaw Horn @RGBIII @immamac@Lerka Lerka He's right you know gif. It's magic. Do it. The tight ends will be fine with you scraping an administration fee of roughly "tree fiddy" to pay for the juice. We need you at peak performance because what we really care about are the pictures. We are all counting on you. Personally, I need you to take a few pics of the box @F250 will be eating when he bombs in. Proud of you boys! Epic. Hook'em- Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 4 - Type 1 Fun Featuring Cade Brewer
@Wulaw Horn@immamac @RGBIII So awesome! Great interview and the Fat Boy Whataburger, Pinkerton's, Applebee's, Bare-back- convenience-store corn dog minute. Classic. What are the odds of the RV coming back in one piece? Zilch More pics! The olds are living through you. Hook'em- Surly Horns Podcast Season 3 Episode 3 - Dropping Bags
Look, Goddammit @immamac @RGBIII I have one job...buy Margs and Bob Armstrong at Mats! WTF. Text me next time. Great podcast!- North Carolina @ Va Tech - 5 pm central - ESPN
Just bombing in. Mack looks horrible. Good kids! Orange slices for everyone! Hook'em- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
We already recruited Jesus. The one and only Vincent Young, but I will gladly take some of the Apostles or some other pipe hitting mother fuckers. Now lets win and everything will fit right into place. Great get. Hook'em- 2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
This thread is going to shit. Speaking of, this Doctor probably gave half of Surly prostate exams. Next week can't get here fast enough. Hook'em- Lincoln Riley clubs puppies and hates Jesus
Lincoln is channeling his inner Tom Herman. Good, fuck him and his fucking visor. We are going to mudhole those inbreds. Hook'em- Jimbo 2022: Balls To The Face
CU game is at altitude. Definitely one to watch.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2022 - Idiotic Slapfights Unrelated To 2022 Recruiting
You know what will help? Winning. Win and College Station will look like an even bigger shit hole than it is. Austin isn't the issue. Hook'em- HELP NEEDED: Need an RV to drive to Fayettnam
@Johnny Sack's website is cool. This should hold a few 100 gallons of margaritas. DO IT! Hook'em f margs- Your first football game as a Longhorn
I was born in early 1970. My parents (still married and rabid Longhorns) were sophmores and lived on 26th street within walking distance to DKRTMS. They tell me my first game (in utero) was a beat down of Tech in Sept of 69. My mom said I was very active during the game. It hasn't changed. It has been in my blood ever since. Hook'em - Texas opens as a 3 point underdog v Oklahoma
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