Everything posted by TheFlyingBoat
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
LSU and...? The SEC West is pretty shit this year. I don't see another loss tbh
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The lady you left unranked between 13 and 15 in the back center left looks like Kellyanne Conway
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10.29.18 Coach Herman press conference (Noon)
We're still the masters of our own destiny. Win out and we're in the conference championship game. Hell if we beat WVU we're allowed to lose one more game to anyone besides Iowa State, I believe, because if OU wins out and Iowa State wins out and we beat everyone besides Iowa State they'd have two losses in conference like us and have the tiebreaker. So long as we beat WVU we're in a really good place and if we win out we probably get to beat OU a second time.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Another fantastic hire that I'd love to have. So long as he is a WR coach I know he can do good things for us and bring us the Dallas kids.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
I like this kid
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
If we replace Mehringer with Tee Martin that'd be the coup of the century. Dude is probably the best WR coach in the country when you combine his WR development and overall recruiting capability. Terrible OC though.
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Kirk Herbstreit is a clown make-up douchebag
Did you both reading the line after that where I said literally none of that justifies his atrocious performance or nah?
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Kirk Herbstreit is a clown make-up douchebag
I was with you until you complimented Cowherd. He's a hot take wizard with little solid analysis. He's better than First Take but that's not the bar for quality. He may not be a moron but he definitely plays one on TV. As for Herbstreit, y'all are insane. He's not a massive Ohio State homer. He obviously likes them since he's an alum and started at QB there, but he acts reasonably neutral on air considering he is covering college football. He literally left Ohio because relentless, insane Ohio State fans harassed him constantly for not being sufficiently pro-Ohio State on air. As for the cesspool comment, yeah I don't like that, but it's overhyped and overplayed. And let's be honest, Belmont sucked donkey balls at the time and honestly could be described as a cesspool. Charlie (while I bring it up because Herbstreit did in his comment please let's avoid relitigating any of this saga) did get fucked by the cesspool in Belmont a bit and he definitely never had the full backing of the boosters (not saying that excuses or explains his putrid performance in while because it definitely does not as there really isn't an excuse for losing to that shit Kansas team nor for many of the other coaching miscues). Did Herbs go to far in his commentary there? Of course. There's no doubt he talked shit because he was mad at how we treated Charlie and possibly mad about other things as well. He definitely talked beyond his knowledge there and he was wrong because of it, but him and Fowler are still the best in the business in terms of commentary and he's probably the best talking head (low bar, I know). As for today's comments? He's right that the a Texas A&M defense looks good. The issue is he thinks it is good because of that. The reason it looks good is because it hasn't faced a high powered air attack outside of Bama and outside of Clemson and Bama have only played terrible QBs. The only way the statement Texas A&M plays big boy defense is true is if you take it to mean good at stopping one dimensional runs. Luckily for A&M they have no chances to be exposed by a decent team with a great aerial attack until bowl season. My bet? They go 9-3, only losing to LSU over the rest of the season.
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OU Recruiting 2019: White Visors and Belly Tats
Lol they're not Theranos. They're going to be Phillips Morris. One of the few organizations you can look at and say they're truly evil and they're committed to being evil. Some companies are negligent when it comes to the bad things they cause but that's not enough for Juul. Nope, they want to be evil in a way only cigarette companies and their 21st century evolution can be. They'll knowingly lie to kids to profit off of the misery and suffering that they know will result from the use of the device in the manner intended by the manufacturer. Fuck Juul and all cigarette companies.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Why? Auburn is ass. LSU will beat them, I agree. I also agree they will beat UAB. They won't split the Mississippi games because once again they're ass. If you think they'll lose 3 I'll take the other side in a 50 dollar bet.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
Texas 31 Pokes 10
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
A&M is going 9-3. Literally every team on rest of their schedule is absolutely terrible. Both Mississippi teams are as bad as their state and Auburn is garbage this year. UAB still isn't there imo and have just gotten restarted.
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Texas Recruiting Notes - 2018
This. Rondale did everything right. I wish he was here but he made a decision that made sense for himself and went to a place who's head coach went to the same school as him and was a legend there. Can't fault him at all.
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Texas A&M is 100% going 9-3. The Mississippi teams suck donkey balls. UAB is G5. Auburn sucks too.
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Texas Recruiting Notes - 2018
Fuck you, this is why Herman is Mensa and you aren't. 10 steps ahead. This is Surly so I'll be as drunk as I goddamn please.
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Texas Recruiting Notes - 2018
Rondale Moore's decommitment from Texas and commitment to Purdue was actually a MENSA level play by Tom the Herman to upset THE Ohio State University.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Wasn't Carl supposed the be the morally upstanding cop?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Ftfy
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Official Surly - Texas vs Baylor Game Thread
Fuck the rapists. 59-24
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Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's
Holy shit have some of them finally become self aware? How long until TexAgs does?
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Bruh, I get what you're getting at but Leal isn't LeBron, Marvin Wilson isn't LeBron and he was better than Leal. No one in football is LeBron because LeBron was as close to a sure thing as you could get. If you told me you'd traded 4 first rounders to move up to get LeBron, I'd have told you good move, he's worth it way back when. I'd not say similar levels of praise for anyone in football. Leal is a good get. Maybe he played a little weaker this year than he should have based on projected growth. Maybe we find an adequate or superior replacement. Maybe we don't. The odds of finding an adequate replacement seem to high to me. An equal seems possible. A superior one seems unlikely unless we land Tuitele.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
You were a retard on Shaggy and you're still one here. EABOD bitch.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Holy mother of god
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2020
Is it though? I thought the Devils Octagon was just a drinking game.
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2019 LB David Gbenda
Good get. Need some guys in the middle