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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Their move-the-chains offense:
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
That's it GET REID WATKINS OUT OF THERE if i wanted to see someone pump his legs while achieving nothing, I'd put in my sex tape
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
Colonel Colon
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Texas vs. ULM - 7pm on SEC Network +
"66 yard drive, all on the ground, but none of the runs were over 23 yards " - Lowell Galindo, when he masturbates tonight.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
Anyone mentioned Matt Rhule looks like the SEC roll call guy?
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
LOL, "you're not allowed to throw punches, right?" Might be the unintentionally funniest thing I've heard a commentator say.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
As someone who hasn't provided value in decades and could use some easy credit, I'm finding these Matt Leinart Discover ads persuasive.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
This Illinois offense is borderline prudish.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
I assume he headbutted everyone and kept a dictionary open to the definition of insanity during Herman-era tailgates.
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Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
- Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
"How do you do?" is probably the dumbest thing a commentator could say that wouldn't get him fired on the spot. Any worse, and he'd have to say, "Heil Hitler" or something.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
He said "NSIAP", so he can do whatever he wants.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I don’t mean to align myself with him but merely position myself as no better than him. I’m @futureman if he feigned self-awareness.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
I guess this argument started because I quoted @futureman, so allow me to clear the air. If you have @futureman on ignore, you almost certainly should have me on ignore.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Your sarcasm sarcasm meter is broken.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Boy, do I wish this were true.- Texas WR/TE Passing Offense Talk
Yeah, but Arch gets out of getting pulled over more quickly.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Contact is the better Sagan-Hollywood connection.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Arch v Quinn determines the race of the scout team QB- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Wrong. If you want to win the Heisman and more, you let Arch play the entire ULM game. You dial up 12 touchdown passes for him (breaking David Klingler's record). In the postgame press conference, you casually drop, "Yeah, Arch broke a 34-year-old record, and now I'm not sure that this record will ever be broken", while staring unblinkingly at Quinn the whole time. The night before the Mississippi State game, you knock on Quinn's dorm room. You say, "You want to start against the Sooners? You know what you need to do." The next day, you and Quinn beat Mississippi State 224-0, breaking John Heisman's record and succeeding in converting 28 two-point conversions. After the game, you call two Bulldog coeds down from the bleachers. You tell them you and Quinn will cheer them up in the locker room. You wink knowingly. They're from Mississippi, so they're total sluts and immediately agree to join you. But they didn't know which locker room to go to and guessed wrong because they're from Mississippi. It doesn't matter. You're not going to the locker rooms. You're heading straight to the airport to fly non-stop to New York. You've got a date with a stiff-arming bronze trophy, and you'd hate to keep him waiting.- Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Yeah, I bet we'll see some explosive plays against ULM.- Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
lol our backup is the 2nd best qb in the country- Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo
Those are the Seminole outside the stadium demanding the university no longer use their NIL.- Thread for games that started in the morning because G650 is a dildo
Oh, Holly Rowe, you remind me of a hot, thick bowl of queso.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Man, I'm starting to think the ags are taking this whole "pretending to be military" thing a bit too far. Reed and Regis, just be sure to pick up Hicks and Weigman's rifles when they drop them. - Friday night matchup: Illinois vs Nebraska 7PM on FOX
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