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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Seems like Wells is flipping to Auburn. I guess losing out on Cleveland and Wells pretty much sucks across the DL. Well, you see, that assembly line for this offense needs to keep on rolling. We're not going to have the current athletes dropping passes forever here, now, are we? -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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The talk of wanting Wingo gone is idiocy.- 656 replies
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Moore should move up to the mountains and stop bothering people or something. It feels like there are a handful of OLs who are being told of the opportunity to go be fat somewhere else. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I don't trust restaurants or bars below a certain type of reputation to make me martinis or manhattans, that includes the workers at DKR. Virgin bloody marys, followed by JD/diet coke for me, if I'm drinking. It's crazy you posted this. Growing up around the poverty line, my older brother bought this while working his first job and had it hanging on his wall until he left for Texas. I took over his room and kept that picture with me from there, to Texas, to my various apartments working start-ups in Houston. He thought he'd lost it. I gave it back to him like 10 years ago and he has it hanging in his office at his home to this day. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Not totally unrelated in all of this, do you have this week's viewership numbers posted anywhere yet? -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Well, look, there are servers who come and take orders for drinks, but folks have to go and get their own plates of food. The buffet is better than any buffet on the Vegas Strip and usually has a theme to it. This year, each game featured a menu crafted by a different celebrity chef. Antonia Lofaso was my favorite, and she was a very nice lady, as well. That kind of product will draw you away from your seat for a bit, no doubt. -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Brazell is probably the leading WR at Tennessee and he's very good. He has speed that the NFL will covet and he's not a small guy. Not that you're point is otherwise off, but guys with the physical make-up and production will still get drafted from those offenses. -
2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
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The only person being thrown out there by folks who would know as being "definitely" out is Akina. Doesn't mean there won't be other changes, but anyone worried that Akina is coming back should stop worrying about it if they can pull themselves together. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Wow. I didn't realize this was a thing anywhere in DKR. We just park in the Manor Street garage, walk across the street to the stadium's SEZ entrance, scan the tickets, take an escalator up to the buffet and bar area behind our suite, then we order drinks, then head out to the seats and watch the band march onto the field. Less than 5 minutes from seat to seat. I thought we had it rough until reading about the trauma you folks are dealing with on the west side. Brutal. -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Absolutely not. My only kinks are that a chick has to be legitimately attractive and also no fat chicks. And you are embarrassing yourself by rationalizing any moment in time in which O’Donnell was suitable. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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1) That sounds exhausting. What are we, 24 year olds? 2) Do not count me among your brethren. I never had to slump bust with anything near the likes of Rosie or Roseanne Barr and I wouldn’t now for all the money in the world. Yikes. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Not sure why you quoted my post, as I sure as shit have not advocated for keeping difficult OOC games if the committee is going to punish those Ls. If a big OOC loss doesn't hurt you, as advertised, keep them. Otherwise, it's obvious they should go and the committee will have fucked up things further in allowing that to happen. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Hear, hear! and huzzah, good sir! Please keep repeating this on every other page so the rest of us can understand your important point of view.- 5164 replies
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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BTW, on ND's 2026 schedule, their 2026 opponents' 2025 record is 64-79. That's buoyed heavily by Miami, SMU, USC and Navy. 8 teams with losing records of 2-10, 2-10, 3-9, 4-8, 4-8, 4-8, 4-8, and 5-7. For comparison's sake, the Texas 2026 opponents have a 2025 record of 90-54, 7 teams with winning records, 3 with losing records, and 2 at 6-6. Notre Dame is a 2026 lock and will almost certainly get a bye.
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