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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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This is correct. Glasscock was not a yes man and had his own pov. Sarkisian wanted a “smooth process” and was fine with him leaving. It’s never not comical to me when people here or elsewhere want to laud Harris. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I don’t even remember making a prediction list for this cycle. 5 is the lowest number, by far, that I’ve ever gotten. This was a fucked up cycle. Might be that way going forward as a new norm? -
Weed, perhaps? I’m not sure how generous he is but it’s a pretty widely held belief in the media circles that Wells is higher than a kite on a daily basis.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Are you doing a bit here? -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
closetojumping replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
Ha, that's awesome. I changed that title like 10 times though. The premise was covering the season, not predicting it. Those other ones are what they are meant to say. Also, I can't help it that the SEC fucking sucks. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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In the pantheon of ridiculously stupid thread titles, where does this one rank? I have it just behind "Sam Bradford Seems Like He Sucks" and running neck and neck with "This Alabama Team Is Going To Gargle Balls" (they won the title in 2017 after I posted this on Shaggy). I'm not sure what would even be in 4th or 5th place, but this site is loaded with dumbasses heaving text onto the forums, so perhaps I'm missing a few. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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The guy I'm questioning, happily without waiting to see if anything can be done to clean his mess up, is Kyle Flood. I've been patient and haven't questioned his recruiting choices, but now Texas is at a stage where depth is problem, talent looks like a problem and development, at least on the interior, is a problem. Sure, the portal might be able to solve some of this, but we've mocked Badenbaugh for exactly the shit Flood is doing now. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Seems like Wells is flipping to Auburn. I guess losing out on Cleveland and Wells pretty much sucks across the DL. Well, you see, that assembly line for this offense needs to keep on rolling. We're not going to have the current athletes dropping passes forever here, now, are we? -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Moore should move up to the mountains and stop bothering people or something. It feels like there are a handful of OLs who are being told of the opportunity to go be fat somewhere else. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I don't trust restaurants or bars below a certain type of reputation to make me martinis or manhattans, that includes the workers at DKR. Virgin bloody marys, followed by JD/diet coke for me, if I'm drinking. It's crazy you posted this. Growing up around the poverty line, my older brother bought this while working his first job and had it hanging on his wall until he left for Texas. I took over his room and kept that picture with me from there, to Texas, to my various apartments working start-ups in Houston. He thought he'd lost it. I gave it back to him like 10 years ago and he has it hanging in his office at his home to this day. -
Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
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Not totally unrelated in all of this, do you have this week's viewership numbers posted anywhere yet? -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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Well, look, there are servers who come and take orders for drinks, but folks have to go and get their own plates of food. The buffet is better than any buffet on the Vegas Strip and usually has a theme to it. This year, each game featured a menu crafted by a different celebrity chef. Antonia Lofaso was my favorite, and she was a very nice lady, as well. That kind of product will draw you away from your seat for a bit, no doubt. -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
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Brazell is probably the leading WR at Tennessee and he's very good. He has speed that the NFL will covet and he's not a small guy. Not that you're point is otherwise off, but guys with the physical make-up and production will still get drafted from those offenses.
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