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  1. Kelly represents Plonsky’s Last Stand. That’s been good enough to keep her job a few times, but those cards have all been played. Outside of a miracle, I assume Texas has a newer, better coach to open the 2026 season.
  2. Where are you staying and what kind of dining experience do you want?
  3. I said this in the random game thread last night, but I feel like repeating it here: Del Conte needs to have his hair on fire getting UCLA on the schedule, maybe even for this year in the second bye week. Add a 13th game next year, whatever it takes. I think we have a losing record against these bastards and they’ve had a history of catching Texas as just the wrong time. We need this. Let’s go, right now.
  4. He’s gotten into some really, really fringey pussy. We’re not here to shame.
  5. How quickly can we get UCLA back on the schedule? Can we dump UTSA and get them on there next year? We need like 3 or 4 in a row here with these guys, as well quickly as possible.
  6. Also, the intentional grounding call against Weigatron when the defender was trying to rip his head off was a typically terrible Big 12 officiating call. Holy shit.
  7. Avery Johnson looks like a fucking clown with that hairdo. You’re a leader of a P4 team, you fucking dumb shit. Cut your hair you fucking hippie.
  8. You're just biased against Texas State's chief rival. Incarnate Word is best not trifled with if ASU knows what's good for them.
  9. I've posted your profile pic as my own on the Syracuse 247 site and have been posturing as Cook's father and a Syracuse insider for months. I've confessed that I run a small graphics and promotions shop in Westlake and took Johntay in awhile back after the rest of the world turned its back on him and his methheadery. I've acquired quite the north-central New York region following.
  10. That's pretty mean to talk about @TreatyOak and his son in that manner.
  11. Did you belch and then hock one into a spittoon after typing this?
  12. Turned out to be pointless, as they don't even work on Macs there. Seattle was fun, nonetheless.
  13. Suddenly, I'm being told that I have to go and use the tickets. I'll be in the SEZ with 3 teens/pre-teens watching this game with what I expect to be one of the most bored groups of 90+k people in the history of sports gatherings. It's going to have the energy of a crowd waiting 45 minutes past the scheduled start time for John Tesh to begin a concert. Maybe it is the influence from reading these threads this week, I don't know, but I am starting to expect to see an offensive bedshitting the likes of which would make Lynn Amedee and Greg Davis blush. My only solace in that actually occurring would be witnessing the hyperventilating on this site in the aftermath. immamac commits seppuku, codaxx is walking around in a circle counting prime numbers while muttering about PFF grades, various nonchalants like texifornia and Js1 profess their insouciance, and a group of ne'erdowells led by SydneyCarton and Red Five plot the ritualistic shaving of BO&W's prepubescent scrotum in a move designed for both sacrifice to the college football gods and seeking a sense of catharsis. So we have that going for us, which is nice.
  14. I despise the preferential treatment that ND perpetually receives. The fawning over them when they're good from the national media is nauseating as well. That said, I will be cheering wildly for them to win this game. I will cheer for ATM to win one game and one game only - whenever they play OU. That's it. They're going to run their mouths like the idiots they are, sun, rain, sleet or snow, but it's 10 times worse when they win anything worth a shit, like a game in South Bend. As to the premise of a loss to ATM putting ND out of the playoff conversation, sure, there's a silver lining there, I guess. Of course, I may have bad news for you - if ND is 10-2 at the end of the year, the committee will somehow find a way to justify putting them in and pissing all of us off. Texas just needs to take care of its own business. Regardless, to each their own on how they root. Carr looked pretty good against a top 10 team on the road. If you don't think ND has a QB after that performance, I'd hate to hear about you think about, ahem, ... other programs and their new QBs.
  15. We were with friends who went to WVU and they were dressed up in WVU gear, so we didn't get anything besides the light-hearted stuff from others. For all of the "Morgantown is a lot of fun!" that I've read on the boards over the years, I didn't really get it. We black car-ed to and from Pittsburgh, so maybe we missed part of the charm by not staying there, but we tailgated and went to some famous local haunts for food and drinks. Went to the school bookstore, etc. It was all fine, but I didn't find anything extraordinary about the place. They were also very docile after getting pummeled.
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