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  1. You’re probably too stupid to understand this, but I was lampooning @texifornia as much as anything. I really think you’re going to do well here.
  2. I’m guessing that @texifornia is fabuloooouuuss at parties and nothing akin to a square. The only thing square about that dude is what is color-coordinated in his blazer’s breast pocket.
  3. You are the personification of the axiom “better to remain silent and simply be assumed an idiot rather than speak and remove all doubt. “ It’s almost like every post you make is an active attempt to get yourself added to more ignore lists by making a show of your abject stupidity.
  4. He’s a direct descendant of Warren Harding and his teapot dome scandal and cousins with Tonya. Nothing good comes from a Harding. Hard pass.
  5. Excuse you, sir? Are you throwing shade at John Bull? What did England ever do to you?
  6. I’ve found the best approach is DAtW through the early afternoon, go to the hotel to nap when the wife and kids have had enough of Epcot, me or both, then regroup for a nice dinner. This time at The Boathouse. Kill me.
  7. Three days at the DisneyWorld parks with all of the kids follow the Citrus Bowl. Once Texas got this bid, I knew where this was headed. If anyone is drinking around the world at Epcot on Saturday, give a shout out to ol’ctj. I’ll be wearing UT gear with a sarcastic wife and 4 teen/pre-teen assholes all making sarcastic comments at their parents’ expense. No jorts, cargo shorts, flip flops or crocs will be involved. You’re not quite as good at the longhorn Internets as you think you are, LT.
  8. I nominate BO&W as tribute. Fraley is as close to a sure thing for the IOL in the portal as you are going to find.
  9. I just paid 40% of the total I was going to be charged by the LHF and captured great seats freakshow and I am the idoit?
  10. I don’t really follow charges on my credit card too religiously, so cue the surly admonishments. I did go and check and no charges applied. I did the presale thing with the LHF, so I don’t know what the hell went awry.
  11. I thought I bought tickets through the LHF, but in looking around today, I can't find them. So I'm going to StubHub to purchase 6 together and act like I had them the whole time without my wife giving me the "wtf, you idiot" experience. Anyone know how I can find where the Texas sections are? I don't want to buy some and be squarely in the Michigan section.
  12. LIsten, you can't post a drive-by like this and then provide zero direction in regard to what's coming and then more or less ghost the thread, fucker.
  13. To be clear, college football isn’t the NFL when it comes to relative RB value to either market or roster. It’s one of the most valuable positions on the CFB field and now it is being treated as such with NIL accordingly. That market inefficiency has been eliminated this cycle in both recruiting and the portal.
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