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Parker Livingstone
He misplayed every aspect of negotiating for a raise at Texas. Spare us the bleeding heart whines of how his wittle feels got hurt and forced him to go sign with O Fucking U. “To be fair” context helps. He played in the Air Veer for the rape enabler at MSU and amassed most of his yards on go routes. There’s not a big market in the NFL for tiny guys that weigh 150 and can’t run any routes besides the “fuck it, we’re going deep” pattern. He might get drafted off of his raw speed alone, but there are no assurances of that. He has one red flag on his profile after another and you pulled the “certainly be drafted” out of your ass. The point was that he went to OU, sucked, and had to go elsewhere after his whiny betrayal of Texas.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
God, I know you have a lot going on with mad men across the globe running amok and what not, along with Curt Cignetti using the blood of small children to fuel his meteoric rise and various cults and bad things, poverty and abuses and so forth. I get it, but if you could answer this small prayer today, I promise I’ll work towards being a better person - please, please give us better things to talk about than Cal football and saying terrible things about some homely lady none of us know. Thanks in advance, ctj.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I saw that the billboard post was quoted and then started reading Eggo’s post and knew that it could go one of two ways - either fully in on the gag or completely oblivious to it. To this day, I don’t know which situation I prefer, but the surest way to laughter is definitely when someone is unaware. God, it shouldn’t be this funny.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
That dude is another guy that begged for the ignore button. No posts of substance, constantly JAQing off on threads, witless, just nothing of any value and yet, when he appears, post-bombs the thread. I am stunned at how many of you guys are responding to him and taking the bait. He is here because he feeds off of attention and being the most insipid imbecile on any given day is apparently catnip to the rest of you. Every time I see a post of his quoted, it reconfirms how useless he is.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Marshall is a guy that Texas is pining for and I don’t get it. The staff is just bouncing from option to option at this point. The $9.95ers are dizzy from it, as we all are. When have I said anything is going to be okay?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
That dude was being hailed as their next big thing. He broke his leg in the spring and didn't return until around midseason. They overrate their WRs every year and this coming year will be no different. Sategna is mid as fuck and he and Livingstone are basically brown and white versions of the same player. The guy from Virginia looks pretty good. They have dogshit at TE and dogshit at RB. Their OL flat out sucks.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If I remember right in watching that game, that play was at the end of the game after he'd played like 50 snaps and completely gassed. They had no depth and left him out there in desperation. That dude playing 20 snaps a game, all out, for Texas will look nothing like the guy on that play. People are way to simple with this kind of stuff.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
I always cringe a bit when I see you walk up to introduce yourself at parties. "Hi, I am Sydney "The Flesh Cannon" Carton, pleased to meet you." Grim.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
That is the first thread title change of the day, sir. If you can't appreciate Shakespeare being overlaid onto the hellhouse shithole that this thread has become, I cannot abide your presence, as you must be some sort of hillbilly heathen, here as part of the problem.
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OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
I wouldn't expect you to spend any time on the NIL or Texas annual recruiting threads, but yeah, we discuss all of this. Dell has zero interest in being involved with UT sports. We talked to numerous other billionaires when we were building the original apparatus that became Texas One Fund. A few helped in small ways, but most noped out aggressively and were appalled by the idea of paying players. Once CDC embraced things, which took awhile, some of the bigwigs came in to help. That said, Texas has millionaires in spades and likely more than anyone but Harvard and another Ivy or Stanford, but I don't think they graduate enough guys. Texas has had plenty of support from that end on down. Some guys were instrumental in the beginning on the cash front and they still play major roles, but the cavalry eventually arrived. Texas has had the largest or one of the largest, depending upon the year, payrolls since 2022. That isn't going to change. The wealth that supports Texas isn't overhyped.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Flood and Banks? I assume Sarkisian is in California with Julukeleileieluke The aggie 247 guys implied that he's ready to get out of there and injury concerns are not nothing for him. Yep, and the Fraley guy not make it to the pros at all, but he's pedigreed and certainly well-coached. Why Texas isn't even sniffing around him is the size queen shit and that pisses me off.
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2025 - 2026 Astros Offseason Thread
A family member of one of my best friends worked for McMullen, McLane and Crane, all closely. When they told us about the Bagwell stuff the first time, Bagwell didn’t know yet. The organization was scrambling to figure out what the hell to do. Apparently, a lot of folks knew before Bagwell did. Tough deal.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
People bagged on the guy's rating out of HS because it was elevated with him rated as an OT. His time at OT for ATM was Connor Stroh at Guard bad. As an OG, he had times where he looked really good. He also had some dogshit games this year. He graded out at 62.4 PFF this year, good enough for 304th out of 674 rated Guards. If he's taken any higher than the 6th round, I will point my finger and laugh. They know they want a downhill guy. The guy they're waiting on isn't a downhill guy in my eyes, but whatever. I don't know why the big back from UF and the Mahmoud guy from UW aren't getting attention. This is one of the funniest photos I've ever seen and one of my favorites of this season. I think it is @Red Five who has it saved somewhere. Holy shit. Hahahahaha. The reactions at the time were awesome. "Uh, I hope that's not a frequent thing there." "Is the DT just flinging him aside? That can't be good." And then he's starting. Just outstanding.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Too small for Texas, I know that much. He'll be too small for Texas when he's in the NFL as well.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Hell Is Empty, and All the Devils Are Here
Regarding Baker to OG consternation, Baker has signed his deal, loves Texas and believes that Guard is his future when he heads to the NFL. If Sprague comes to Texas, we can quit worrying about that causing Baker to bail. On top of that, he would apparently be part of their count as a new IOL starter. After the Wyoming midget showed up smelling of cabbage with tiny hands, with no alternative solution in mind for another IOL, the push is being made to get Robertson to return. Expect multiple Texas portal entries should all of these top targets actually sign with Texas at Edge, IOL, and CB. No one seems concerned about new exits at the other spots. See above. You may not like the strategy, but they at least think they've had one. I was referring to the lack of a plan if the Michigan OLs stay at Michigan. Regarding Bama and Coleman, Bama is a poor. I don't take their pursuit of Coleman seriously, given what Texas and ATM are both offering. Perich is expected to go to Ohio State. People are now using Tech as a means of driving up their ask to the places they want to go. Dude hasn't shown much interest in anyone who isn't willing to go over the top with an offer. He wants Caleb Downs money. While Caleb Downs is able to see the future and can play any role on defense better than anyone else other than DT, that's not Perich. That's not anyone else in CFB even recently, really. But with the visit to Tech, maybe that dude does wind up with Caleb Downs money from someone.
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