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  1. It should be pretty easy to look up when classes start at Bama. I mean, I’m not doing it, but someone could. It seems way too early for Bama to be in session.
  2. Oh, wow, so you’re telling me you would take both Cam Coleman and Dakorian Moore if you could? No shit?
  3. Or maybe Owens was always a spare. What the fuck is all of this hypothetical trash? The guy was a mildly recruited low 4 star who came to Texas to be a backup and get a degree. Somewhere along the way, he became convinced he was something other than that and he became a bitch. He is at Arkansas State because he’s not very good, not because Texas blackballed him to other schools. Good fucking lord. Come on, man.
  4. There has been a rumor about Moore & Texas circulating since Thanksgiving. I will stick my mantra regarding this cycle - I’m from Missouri on that one. Heard too much bullshit just like it in each of the last 3 cycles. I enjoy it, but I am a talent acquisition junkie. Roster management is always interesting, even when the way it is impacted shifts. As I wrote earlier this week, I definitely think recruiting is about to change in fascinating and potentially crushing ways. The Texas money is already taking the position that the guys getting money before they’ve shown college bonafides are a very limited set of “sure things” each cycle. That’s going to be a range of 3-10 each cycle and the rest of the recruits will be purely developmental evaluations. Should actually be pretty interesting in terms of how each school starts prioritizing.
  5. If this asshole is wrong again, I vote that we riot and show up at his house around 10pm tonight in fucking Conroe and blare airhorns by his toddlers' windows. Just do mean shit to defenseless, tiny humans in order to teach Temu Tom Herman a life lesson.
  6. Texas isn't paying Raleek Brown $1M. I don't care if his camp keeps saying it, but let's keep it clean on this thread for the purposes of the non-clowns knowing what's going on in this miasma of depravity, nonsense, and oneupsmanship.
  7. He sat the bench on a title team and is now retroactively, with the help of the ever scrupulous Ole Miss and Tom Mars, trying to claim he was sick and couldn't play. He also doesn't have any documentation. This is someone attempting to throw the one thing out that everyone wants to keep - some semblance of an eligibility guard rail. Pavia fucked everyone by getting the Juco rules waived. The NCAA screwed the pooch with the corona year. No one wants to see the 5 years to play 4 rule go away. If Chambliss wins this, and this is one that the NCAA isn't guaranteed to lose, then we will see 30 year olds playing. At that point, just cut the scholarships and school ties from the teams and start over. You came close to getting something right here. Townsend and Winston looked good and neither looked fat or overweight. Townsend, of course, wasn't on campus until June. I thought we whiffed on not getting this guy last year. He's good when the QB is at least functional. Sucks he's going to Florida.
  8. The guy has literally played 4 full seasons of NCAA football.
  9. Comparing Brown to Blue is as off as the color comparison would be. Brown is a smaller back, but he can be effective between the tackles, if forced to be, just the same as Haynes. That isn't where you want either of them, however. Marshall carried that load and then Kudzal tried to when Marshall got hurt. They didn't want Haynes doing much of it. For the most part, they just wanted Haynes streaking down the field, usually going off tackle or completely wide. As for Blue, that dude had no interest in running between the tackles at all and usually fumbled when he did. Brown isn't like that. The market for top of the line RBs in this portal is short of $1M. I do not buy for one second that someone will pay an injured Justice Haynes 2x or 3x of that. You guys should use some critical thinking skills and look beyond what a player's agent is floating out there. Maybe Baugh and Isaac Brown got $1M to stick with where they were, but I doubt it was much more than that.
  10. Texas already landed a better version of Justice Haynes. His name is Raleek Brown. I know it’s been like 24 hours and all, but for fuck’s sake, guys. Haynes can’t stay healthy and doesn’t spend much time between the tackles. We don’t need lightning and gimpy lightning. We need lightning and thunder. Does anyone know where the bigger back for UF ended up? It’s clear he’s not coming to Texas for whatever reason, but he’s more of what Texas should be chasing.
  11. I thought that was BO&W? He fixes brakes on 18 wheelers or some shit.
  12. They represent an elite level of luxury travel. What’s that got to do with anything? ”one” is awfully presumptive here. Fishing at Pedernales Falls with my roommates. The assault was brutal, but I don’t remember Nolan Ryan being in the vicinity.
  13. I got slapped by a Japanese snowmonkey once. My act of kindness regarding such matters? Remove temptation. I wish everyone else was a kind as me.
  14. I once bet an arab cab driver $20 that he couldn't get me and 4 buddies from 6th Street to the IHOP by Zilker Park in 5 minutes. He put the pedal to the metal and said "MOTHERFUCKING" repeatedly for 4 minutes while almost killing us and getting us to IHOP one minute early. Nope. Never a thing. Just his agent bloviating to a willfully idiotic CFB media. I fully expect Texas to lose this guy to Oregon. There are like 5 biases that are exhibited between Flood and Harris that will get in the way of the right answer. You don't need to find the quote. I wrote it yesterday in this thread, in the same post in which I said the OSU Edge was asking for like 5x what Texas or anyone else would think he's worth.
  15. Brandon Harris has: 1) Congressional Medal of Honor 2) Fluent in French, Swahili and Mandarin 3) Call of Duty 5 Star General rating 4) United Nations Special Intern for Guam all listed on his resume on the first half of his first page. This guy is a fucking wizard.
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