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So one of Nahlin and Ketchum is about to be tossed out on his ass as they’ll merge sites eventually. Either that, or, and this is quite disturbing, they join forces to become the biggest blowhard, fake insider recruiting board on the planet.
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No, JFK is also a terrible movie. What the fuck is going on here? Boring legal/weed debates and now overrated movies from the 80’s/early 90’s talk? We need WR transfer rumors or something.
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I tried to watch it once because of how many people told me it was a must-see. Didn’t pass my 30 minute rule when watching movies. I wouldn’t waste my time.
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My 11 YO just went deep for the second time in LL last night. No doubter off the best pitcher in the league and then threw 4 IP for the win. He’s hit bombs in select and won games on the mound in select plenty. Still, doing it in the playoffs in LL with his buddies is a whole different thing. It’s insane watching kids throw around 70 from 46 feet and then watching another kid turn on it.
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So excited to go to the SEC with these Tennessee assholes
closetojumping replied to TexasEd's topic in Football
This just shows you how truly stupid many of the programs and collectives are right now. Madden Iamaleava couldn't hold Trey Owens or KJ Lacey's jock and yet he was set to make more in NIL than those two, combined. What a clusterfuck of idiots between the Arky collective, the Arky coaches, and the Iamaleavas. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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The “I’m so fucking fed up” thread on Aggie 247 is pretty outstanding. That poster base is much smaller than Texags and they’re a magnitude more intelligent. As well, there are times where Tarp will actually let his guard down and post honestly. Anyway, here’s a string of posts including some terrific stuff around Elko being a fat waste of space: -
It’s splitting hairs. If they’re not top 10, they’re top 15. They are tied for 11th in appearances. The bigger issue is their performance when they get there. They have a lopsided losing record and several behind them in appearances have more titles. That all said, people might argue Arkansas or Clemson over them, but neither of those schools have won a title. And what do you do with Florida State? On one hand, they go to the CWS a lot. On the other hand, they collapse almost every time they visit. It’s pathetic.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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The notion and lamentation that they are only hiring “good guys who get us” while everyone else is hiring the college sports versions of JR Ewing, Lex Luthor, Thanos and Darth Vader is both comical and absurd. If they tried to tell anyone else familiar with the college landscape that kind of simpleton fantasy, the person would either politely get really thirsty and walk off, or just explode into laughter. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I love it when they start playing their idiotic hypothetical game where they win all of the games they've never played. However, it is hysterical when they do it immediately after watching reality make an appearance slap them repeatedly upside the head while they babble. There are multiple people in those threads who are proclaiming the aggies hypothetical victors under numerous other circumstances with less than 24 hours between the post and a full sweep by their arch rival. It's insane. -
For whatever reason, I was thinking Muhammad would be in his 2nd year. Of course he’s going pro after his 3rd year. The money really matters to him.
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Starting this before some witless rube attempts a thread. Also, the first roster change for this thread will be a grad transfer WR that people nut themselves over. So I hope. About the WR part. Not the nutting stuff.
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Not quite the 16 or over 12.5 that @Wulaw Horn predicted, but still another great showing for Texas. The Ewers fall is fucking ridiculous. Multiple shittier QBs went ahead of him and I feel bad for the guy. Happy for everyone else drafted. In the end, CWilliams will sign for more (annually) than he would have gotten for coming back, but it still might have made more sense for him if he wasn’t so worried about his knees. It should be interesting for the draft in 2026. Assuming Manning comes back, what are we looking at? -Campbell -Hill -Taaffe -Moore -Guilbeau -McDonald -Burke -Spence -Shaw -Brevard -Wisner -Hutson -Robertson -Goosby -Moore Jr. -Baxter Not saying all of those guys leave, or that they’re all NFL draft material. Just accounting for guys off the top of my head who could be a candidate with a good year. Seems like 6-8 will happen pretty easily and it could go double digits again with big years.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: They Can't Keep Getting Away With This
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It was the dude you guys crowdsourced. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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Yeah. It’s been almost five years since I heard it. It made me a regular listener except for whenever they go political. I need to listen to the first one again. They also have the part where Shepard talks about beating Wayz, which was funny and hit home as well. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Kudos for looking him up. I've started just winging it when I see them breaking down or updating on someone of whom I'm not familiar. I stand by my position that this guy is more likely to become an award-winning James Beard nominated chef than a middling or better OT in the SEC. -
Can't remember if it has been mentioned or not, but Jayden Gibson tore his patellar tendon in one of his knees. That's coming off the torn ACL that knocked him out of last season in August. There's a ton of speculation that he'll never play again for OU. Anyways, their WR room looks like warmed over dogshit.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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The post-spring OT evaluation is grim enough for further concern with Tarp. This guy is one "Reuben Owens almost got a pass block" kind of missive away from driving over to the Texags office adjacent to the AD building, getting out of his I-Roc while it is still running, sitting down cross-legged in front of the building, dousing himself in gasoline and striking a match. It is almost impossible to spin how shitty their OT situation looks after the spring game. 1) Zuhn is hurt and didn't play. He was easily their best-performing OT in the stadium on Saturday. 2) Fatheree is far shittier now than when he showed up on campus. Tarp appears to take some sort of shot at this guy for becoming a rotund glutton. 3) Crownover is productive when the opposing defense has their 4th team in during garbage time. 4) There's some French guy on their roster who is too tall to be effective but makes the best beouf bourguignon in the greater Bryan College Station area. 5) Lamont Rogers was seen crying on the sidelines after getting buttfucked by a walk-on in plain sight to the 200 fans in attendance. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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The very first Smartless episod, the one with Dax Shepard. Will Arnett and Shepard talk about working on a film with Don Johnson. It's like the second half of the episode. It's one of the funniest fucking things I have ever heard. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Here is one of the funniest updates of the spring from Tarp regarding the TEs, spoilered below. Highlights: a) the overall melancholy tone and then the general indifference in the arguments again have me worried for Tarpley's mental health. b) the apparent star TE coming out of the spring is some dude that Nebraska pulled from the field in passing situations. Tarp talks about him being a real surprise and the probable starter. c) Niblack is shockingly unwilling to block, doesn't run routes well or know the playbook, and will be the 3rd TE they use, usually split out and looking suspiciously like an X receiver who can only run seam routes. d) the Swedish dude is mediocre incarnate. e) Armstrong is a big bully who melted down once he had to get low on blocks. He also apparently sucks on route running and his hands are sketchy. No doubt this staff is up to snuff on the development end though. f) one of the guys they actually recruited and signed, so I'm sure there are comical takes talking about him being a diamond in the rough or some shit, Eric Karner, is mentioned in this piece as basically a JAGger who will never play. He's since entered the portal. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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The conspiracy around the tampering evidence and the aggies "waiting for the right moment" reminds me of the cults who think the end of the world is on the brink of occurring. It's all coming together. Right. If the aggies had a shred of evidence about that shit, every dork within their AD would be running to meet every dork they have in the media to share the info and exclaim "WE GOT HEEM!!" That last set of images has everything. Conspiracies, self-loathing, the beginning of worshipping Earley by noting that he looked upset to be in Austin before they welcomed him back, little dick insecurities, claiming that Texas controls the NCAA, projecting all kinds of terrible traits onto Schlossnagle in a manor that virtually demonizes him (they're trending towards convincing themselves that he's a devil worshiper and turning that into an aggie fact - if Texas rolls this weekend, this is the next logical step), claiming that the runner-up title run was in spite of the HC who was probably trying to lose, and then some of the raw, uncut dope from a few aggies where they confess to actual hatred of UT and those associated to the point where it is hard for them to function around UT grads. Just outstanding. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I wouldn’t call it donor fatigue in this case. The dude is doing plenty of donating. If Elko wants to go get a highly sought player and join a bidding war, he’s going to have to show he can post something better than 8-5 and a losing streak to close out a season. -
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I am not sure what you mean with this post and the quote. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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Below. One thing folks don’t seem to be accounting for, including the moron you’re referencing, is that grad transfers are not bound by the portal timelines. They can decide to transfer whenever the fuck they like. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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1) Aggie95 is 100% incorrect on the patronage of NIL for ATM. They have a billionaire funding most of it. He’s young and Forbes hasn’t caught on yet, but they’ll track him eventually. He helped sign all of Fisher’s classes and then he okayed the Fisher firing, is paying a lot of the buyout and partnered with Liucci to kill the Stoops hiring. I know the guy personally. Great dude, highly intelligent, self-made. He’s not a schmuck, though and he wants to see solid direction in the program before he lets them go nuts like 2022 again. 2) Beveridge isn’t really involved with NIL. He’s done some stuff, but with sponsorship only. Booze companies cannot be involved directly with players. This is those idiots manufacturing a premise and then committing their entire community to adopting it as fact. 3) The mention of Hildebrandt is also laughable. That dude told us “no” straight up and has had every reason one can imagine to avoid helping. Dude played at Texas and is buddies with CDC, but he’s not going to transfer any wealth to young athletes inside the machine at Texas. 4) Good luck to the imbeciles who think their 16 returners are worth a shit. This is going be hilarious. 5) For Texas, there are multiple major donors helping at this point, plus corporate, plus significant crowdfunding and mid-level donors too. Those aggies are laughably clueless and they have no idea how far behind they really are. It is gratifying to see.
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