Everything posted by closetojumping
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I know you’re intelligent enough to know that that wasn’t what was being discussed. You just wanted to whine about something in the future because it’s a passion of yours. Nothing Georgia does or does not do against Texas has anything to do with the DL looking and performing in an average manner and struggling to get pressure against Bama last night or for most of this season. To further mock the disingenuous position you were trolling with, in fact, a reason to believe the outcome could be different this year is that Georgia’s personnel has fundamentally changed, including behind the starters. So, not only was your post a bullshit red herring, it’s also readily debunked in and of itself.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I feel like you haven’t watched much CFB this year. Or last year. This Bama team had their pants pulled down and were buttfucked in public against FSU. They were fucking bullied all game in the trenches. Now Bama is elite? Georgia has how many sacks this year from their DL? You’re looking at helmets and reacting. Georgia does not have a great defense this year and they’re struggling getting pressure. Bama always looks like this against Georgia. They looked like this against Georgia last year and jumped to #1 in the rankings. They also lost 4 games, badly. That’s on par for that team and that personnel this season.
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Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I like the one where Arkansas loses 56-14 to a Notre Dame team without a defense and the one poster shows up and still wrings their hands about Arkansas being a major threat. That’s solid work from the idiot pile.
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2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Penn State’s best data point is a home loss to a lower ranked opponent that they had 9 months in which to prepare. They have the shittiest resume of anyone even close to the top 10. If they aren’t severely punished for being the bitchmade piece of shit molester program that they are, the whole system should be abolished.
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2025 Random Games thread
Huh? He’s a slow, tall WR and an undersized TE allergic to contact. Yeah, he’s fine against mediocre ACC teams, but you’re spouting bullshit otherwise.
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2025 Random Games thread
The OLB for Virginia jumped the deflected throw earlier in the game and might have taken it to the house if not for the deflection. Then his own stud play later. Might be one to watch.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Damn, I wish she was their QB.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Texas agreed to make him the only back in the class, to give him a chance to land wherever he deserves on the depth chart, and is matching any NIL offer, allegedly. I don't get why they all still act like this recruitment is anything but that. Texas sticks with its promises and everyone dealing with recruits knows this. You show up with some interesting stuff sometimes, and other times I am McNulty kicking his desk while reading your takes.
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UCLA's return to dominance no longer featuring DeShaun Foster
Give us background on why you like Lynn so much, so we can judge you and not look shit up for ourselves. I don't think I've seen USC yet this year and last year's output was an obvious improvement, but still messy. I am just not sure it matters who UCLA hires if the school and supporters aren't going to be aggressive in enabling the guy to compete for talent. I know the Big 10 is being heavy-handed with the pressuring of UCLA to do better, but UCLA seems to not really give a fuck. If they were actually supported, the guy I would like to see in a place like UCLA, just as a CFB fan, is Will Stein. When UCLA has had great offenses, they've been a fun team to watch, especially if USC is flipping its shit because UCLA is making them look stupid. Rare, but memorable. The late 90's were funny in that regard.
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Tell me about ou
To be clear, my post was made while you were posting, so I wasn't trying to address or question a medical practitioner, either. You got my point outside of that, I just didn't want to come across as any more of a pompous imbecile than I normally do. Allegedly what Thamel's been told is Mateer thinks one month, but that might be ignoring the notion of a few weeks of rehab. He's obviously a pretty tough guy, so I wouldn't bet against Ole Miss, but if the team fares well ahead of that and he's in pain and needing rehab, staying out through the off week in prep for what looks like 3 really tough games wouldn't be the dumbest move.
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OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
The okies have been saying since the spring that Hawkins looks much better with the learning experience of last year and the tutelage of Fatty Arbuckle. I don't see any reason to doubt that, as it makes basic sense. That said, the guy totally fucking sucked last year, so "much better" could mean mediocre or worse compared to other QBs. Who knows? What I do know is that the OU OL is still dogshit. That's not going to be helpful for Hawkins. The fact that their RB room is loaded with some of the jaggiest jags who have ever jagged before, plus a few gimps and an apparent headcase, isn't going to be particularly helpful for them against the Texas D.
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Tell me about ou
Pete Thamel is talking to Mateer's camp. Ian Boyd is just making shit up based off of some other injury to someone else at some other time. This isn't the injury that Goff had or sources with knowledge would be saying the same shit the dum dums like Boyd are. It's now just become fact that the dude is fine in 2 weeks and then needs to deal with the pain. It's Internet stupidity at its finest.
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Tell me about ou
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
That would be awesome.- SEC Catch-all Thread
That’s right, you crazy bastard. Fuck’em if they can’t take a joke.- Tell me about ou
I don't start thinking about the draft at this point in the year, mostly. If you mean at QB? There are probably 30 guys I'd take ahead of him. He looks like a training camp/gadget guy. His body has taken a beating already. His arm isn't his best asset. He plays in an offense that doesn't translate well to the pro level. He's not incredibly fast. He's not tall. There's not a ton to like other than toughness. It isn't like OU was lighting it up in the passing game with this dude running things, unless Temple and Illinois State impress you. SVP says all kinds of stupid shit and this is more of it. Mateer is 2025 Sam Ehlinger. People have lost their fucking minds.- Tell me about ou
No, that's all Venables said. What's being said by OU insiders and talking heads is that there's little chance he's back by Texas, 16 days from now. Also, angry? No. Derisive? Yes. Dismissive? Sure. Can you show your work regarding Mateer being viewed as a top 30-50 guy?- Tell me about ou
They're literally saying he won't be back for a month. The only places in which it's being theorized that he's back by Texas are on the boards with okie mouthbreathers wearing tinfoil hats and the Texas jellyfish wearing tinfoil hats. Dari Nowkah was just on College Sports Today on XM 84 like 15 minutes ago saying that Mateer won't be back for Texas. I shouldn't be explaining any of this. You are drawing a parallel to another injury when we know fuck-all about either one. Other idiots here are overtly stating that think this is all a set up. That Venables and crew would lie to the media, lie to the SEC, and publicly make up a surgery coordinated with a fucking doctor whose reputation is on the line. Do you not understand the abject stupidity of this and that you're chiming in to defend it? It's fucking ridiculous.- Tell me about ou
Mateer is not playing against Texas. This is silly.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
This is correct. He was written off nationally as a loser who couldn't hit the broadside of a barn. That was being said on forums and with the talking heads all the way through the 29-0 debacle at home with Alabama in Game 9. Some guys take a little for the game to slow down, no matter how talented.- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Don't threaten me with a good time. This thread's recent posts have already taken it into the absurd, so why not?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
Anyone want to take a stab at whose Year 1 starting QB statline is below? This fucking scrub. Notice any parallels to Manning at all? Also, this guy was also throwing to WRs who apparently sucked as well. No cheating. *** Game H/A Comp Att Comp % Yards TD INT YPA Adj/Y/A Rating Rushes Yards YPC TD 1 Neutral (top 10 opp) 11 24 45.8 140 0 0 5.8 5.83 94.8 4 14 3.5 0 2 FCS 10 20 50 151 2 0 7.6 9.55 146.4 8 20 2.5 1 3 @ 15 34 44.1 249 1 0 7.3 7.91 115.3 10 22 2.2 0 4 16 28 57.1 191 0 0 6.8 6.82 114.4 4 2 0.5 0 5 Conf Bottom Feeder 18 25 72 292 3 0 11.7 14.08 209.7 9 96 10.7 1 6 @ 19 34 55.9 192 0 2 5.6 3 91.6 10 22 2.2 0 7 15 30 50 200 0 0 6.7 6.67 106 13 66 5.1 2 8 16 28 57.1 129 0 1 4.6 3 88.7 9 8 0.9 0 9 18 35 51.4 184 0 1 5.3 3.97 89.9 12 -7 -0.6 0 10 @ 15 21 71.4 195 1 0 9.3 10.24 165.1 7 15 2.1 0 11 G6 Cellar Dweller 20 28 71.4 307 2 0 11 12.39 187.1 4 17 4.3 0 12 @ 25 38 65.8 270 3 0 7.1 8.68 151.5 29 100 3.4 3 13 N 21 34 61.8 394 4 1 11.6 12.62 192 9 24 2.7 0 Totals 219 379 57.78% 2894 16 5 7.64 7.89 133.2 128 399 3.12 7- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
When I was growing up, we had this tiny, angry, cajun elf who lived across the street from us named Gayle. He was always bickering about our football getting onto his grass and threatening to turn us into boudin or gumbo or some shit in his dimwitted accent. We created a play where I'd throw the ball at a WR's feet and called it the Elf Gayle as an actual planned throw and route to get around a bigger defender. Maybe Manning has just been running the Elf Gayle this whole time and no one else understood the route call?- Texas Football 2025 - Seven Win Steve Rides Again
I think you're completely missing the point of what Codaxx is trying to tell the board. What he's saying is that this is all settled science. Wingo and Manning cannot functionally coexist in the same offense and that Wingo needs to be benched and later cut. There are no small sample sizes here and there can be no consideration for bouts of human frailty or a new starter's learning curve. This is over, and it is time to move on.- Florida Gators
Why do you write this post as a question? Is it sort of a "I am Ron Burgundy?" thing? - Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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